johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Aug 15, 2023 13:55:28 GMT -5
I was on a walk following my lunch and thought it was a fart.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2023 13:57:20 GMT -5
well now they have to shut the dick sucking factory down until you get back from changing clothes
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Ronaldo Artest
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Aug 15, 2023 13:57:41 GMT -5
real hard-rocker shit, hell yeah
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Aug 15, 2023 14:01:00 GMT -5
My whole day changed in an instant. There I was, pausing to respond to a text from my girlfriend. Now I am holed up in the first floor bathroom.
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Aug 15, 2023 14:01:45 GMT -5
That’s gonna itch when it dries
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Post by Talentless Elvis Costello on Aug 15, 2023 14:04:49 GMT -5
well now they have to shut the dick sucking factory down until you get back from changing clothes is he Boss Sucker or a line attendant studiously slurping every dick |
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stiffbreeze
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Post by stiffbreeze on Aug 15, 2023 14:05:04 GMT -5
get this man some wet wipes
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amplifiedohms
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Post by amplifiedohms on Aug 15, 2023 14:05:07 GMT -5
Live. Laugh. Love when someone shits themselves.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2023 14:06:07 GMT -5
well now they have to shut the dick sucking factory down until you get back from changing clothes is he Boss Sucker or a line attendant studiously slurping every dick i am the boss (i don’t have to suck any dicks per my contract) and he is a studious dick slurper on the dick slurping line, as you suggested. |
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Aug 15, 2023 14:11:23 GMT -5
i always figured you'd be the #1 or #2 most likely poster to shit themselves at work. feels good to be right
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giorgio merauder
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Post by giorgio merauder on Aug 15, 2023 14:11:24 GMT -5
is he Boss Sucker or a line attendant studiously slurping every dick i am the boss (i don’t have to suck any dicks per my contract) and he is a studious dick slurper on the dick slurping line, as you suggested. sure but how many did you have to suck to get the contract? |
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Post by Talentless Elvis Costello on Aug 15, 2023 14:11:57 GMT -5
but my good man, to become the Boss you had to have sucked cock at some point in time
how else would you know what a properly sucked cock looked like ?
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Aug 15, 2023 14:13:39 GMT -5
I actually have plenty of wipes. Only needed the one in my back pocket, which I had because I am smart. Just venmo’d my gf for an uber. Stealthily moved to the upstairs bathroom after tossing underwear in the downstairs bathroom. Pants are salvageable. Almost entirely unblemished from the shart.
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Aug 15, 2023 14:14:51 GMT -5
I actually have plenty of wipes. Only needed the one in my back pocket, which I had because I am smart. Just venmo’d my gf for an uber. Stealthily moved to the upstairs bathroom after tossing underwear in the downstairs bathroom. Pants are salvageable. Almost entirely unblemished from the shart. airing yourself out for not callin your own uber twu |
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Aug 15, 2023 14:15:29 GMT -5
gambled and lost
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Aug 15, 2023 14:16:30 GMT -5
Oh, I paid for her uber to bring me fresh pants and underwear.
Man, this is like a flashback to when I used to shit my pants watching Crat’s Creatures cuz I didn’t want to miss a second of the show.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2023 14:16:36 GMT -5
i am the boss (i don’t have to suck any dicks per my contract) and he is a studious dick slurper on the dick slurping line, as you suggested. sure but how many did you have to suck to get the contract? but my good man, to become the Boss you had to have sucked cock at some point in time how else would you know what a properly sucked cock looked like ? i was recruited from the pussy eating factory because my work accolades were unprecedented and the dick sucking factory was being run by pants shitters. |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Aug 15, 2023 14:18:15 GMT -5
sure but how many did you have to suck to get the contract? but my good man, to become the Boss you had to have sucked cock at some point in time how else would you know what a properly sucked cock looked like ? i was recruited from the pussy eating factory because my work accolades were unprecedented and the dick sucking factory was being run by pants shitters. I’d love to steal your pants and make you watch me shit in them. |
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Aug 15, 2023 14:19:20 GMT -5
sure but how many did you have to suck to get the contract? but my good man, to become the Boss you had to have sucked cock at some point in time how else would you know what a properly sucked cock looked like ? i was recruited from the pussy eating factory because my work accolades were unprecedented and the dick sucking factory was being run by pants shitters. yeah right |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2023 14:19:32 GMT -5
go home and change the dicks are all over the floor
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Aug 15, 2023 14:19:39 GMT -5
who won ball drainer of the month and got the golden corral gift card?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2023 14:19:54 GMT -5
i was recruited from the pussy eating factory because my work accolades were unprecedented and the dick sucking factory was being run by pants shitters. yeah right bro act like you’ve ever had a job |
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Aug 15, 2023 14:20:39 GMT -5
bro act like you’ve ever had a job your mom gave me a job just last night.... guess what kind! |
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on Aug 15, 2023 14:21:11 GMT -5
imagine you work with a guy who looks and acts like narc and then one day he just straight up fills his breifs with shit. wild.
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Aug 15, 2023 14:22:43 GMT -5
Only me and my boss in the office today. Honestly, I’ll just look him right in the eyes and tell him the truth.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2023 14:22:52 GMT -5
bro act like you’ve ever had a job your mom gave me a job just last night.... guess what kind! what kind? i’m not a fucking mind reader |
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Post by BrettSD on Aug 15, 2023 14:27:10 GMT -5
The one time I shit my pants as an adult was after a wake in Detroit. Three days of nothing but greasy heavy midwestern food, all drunk and stoned, standing on a porch smoking a cig. Thought I was about to rip the most satisfying fart.
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Aug 15, 2023 14:27:17 GMT -5
girlfriend came into the bathroom AND she even included cologne
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Post by nastyy on Aug 15, 2023 14:28:23 GMT -5
your mom gave me a job just last night.... guess what kind! what kind? i’m not a fucking mind reader  |
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BrettSD
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Post by BrettSD on Aug 15, 2023 14:28:28 GMT -5
My girl. A real tr(p)ooper.
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