H0rny Jail v6.9 🥴🔨

[oogracie👻]

Jul 7, 2024 11:42:58 GMT -5 pisswizard said:

I’m loving women with small tits lately. Big tits are great and everything but small ones are like tiny little precious ones.

A true philosopher.

[pisswizard]

I took the long route here.

[itii]

Jul 7, 2024 11:42:57 GMT -5 Rectilian conspiracy said:

Does it still count as catfishing if you bang anyway?

I vote no, esp when you follow up the reveal with "and a good chunk of it was cake!"

[fishtalk - certified baddie]

Jul 7, 2024 11:30:30 GMT -5 oogracie👻 said:

Jul 7, 2024 9:34:13 GMT -5 fishtalk - certified baddie said:

I got catfished on Friday by some chubby woman who must have been hitting the gym hard during covid. Like at least 40lbs heavier than her pics. Not a dealbreaker cause she was very cute but when I first saw her it was kind of shocking, lol… but then I saw her from the back and not all that weight wen't to her stomach.

We barely had a few drinks and she asks if I want to go back to her place, which duh. Takes me right up to her room and have one of the quickest sexual experiences I can recall, lol. Like she’s trying to rush through everything and I think I was in and out in like 30 minutes. She was very horny though. Then before I could text her to thank her for the night she had already texted me. She definitely shares the room cause there was another bed in there too?? Anyway, I’d been talking to this woman for a long time but we could never make shit work cause of my schedule but then that night worked out… and then last night she wants to hang out, but I couldn’t, so she wants to hang out tonight now 😳

Not a huge fan of the reduction to “some chubby woman”, as if she was devalued by 40 lbs lmao.

The chubby was the catfish though, she was reduced to the deception. And then I said she was really cute and had a big ass?? It was like 2 overstuffed pillows.

[jimmyspudboy]

Wish I knew where to meet local milfs

[pisswizard]

Jul 7, 2024 11:59:54 GMT -5 jimmyspudboy said:

Wish I knew where to meet local milfs

Tinder probably. I swipe left because I fucking hate children and the last thing I want to see is them popping up when I’m trying to fuck. Gross.

[itii]

Jul 7, 2024 11:59:54 GMT -5 jimmyspudboy said:

Wish I knew where to meet local milfs

Wine bars. Popular lunch spots near shopping corridors. Fetish balls. You got this.

[oogracie👻]

Blink 182 show last night was a milf smorgasbord

[tandoori jones]

Jul 7, 2024 11:50:42 GMT -5 fishtalk - certified baddie said:

Jul 7, 2024 11:30:30 GMT -5 oogracie👻 said:

Not a huge fan of the reduction to “some chubby woman”, as if she was devalued by 40 lbs lmao.

The chubby was the catfish though, she was reduced to the deception.

bingo. had this happen a handful of times when i was on the dating apps and i really had no issue with their weight. i had an issue with being straight up lied to and then it leads to “well what else is she gonna lie about?”

[itii]

Jul 7, 2024 12:10:38 GMT -5 oogracie👻 said:

Blink 182 show last night was a milf smorgasbord

Yeah, but...

[oogracie👻]

If she had a body that was different in a way you deemed to be a pleasant surprise/acceptable, you would not call her a “catfish” and would certainly not speak about the experience as a whole like she was/is more interested than you are.

I am a fishtalk fan, it is known, but this one sits weird.

[Cholo Molester]

did someone say milfs??

👀👀👀

[tandoori jones]

Jul 7, 2024 12:17:14 GMT -5 oogracie👻 said:

If she had a body that was different in a way you deemed to be a pleasant surprise/acceptable, you would not call her a “catfish” and would certainly not speak about the experience as a whole like she was/is more interested than you are.

I am a fishtalk fan, it is known, but this one sits weird.

right because that’s the literal definition of a catfish. and it’s on her for not presenting herself accurately. she knows what she’s doing.

[Cholo Molester]

Jul 7, 2024 11:59:54 GMT -5 jimmyspudboy said:

Wish I knew where to meet local milfs

Tinder, Hinge, farmer's market, community events, those "drink while you paint" classes, museums, parks, and I've always had great luck at hotel bars. 

[oogracie👻]

I am not speaking about catfishing in general, I am talking about publicly shaming somebody who was good enough for you to fuck.

[Cholo Molester]

too much yapping about stuff that isn't milfs and not enough discussion about milfs, let's get this back on track


Marisa Tomei might be the hottest 60 year of all time

[Cholo Molester]

back in 2012-14 I worked a corporate job and our HR lady was such a smoking hot divorced milf and former bikini model. She would wear the bayonetta glasses with really tight skirts with blouses, and during the summer she would have the blouse unbuttoned really low. Some dude in AR/billing got fired for hitting on her lol I don't blame him tho, she was boner fuel. 

[fishtalk - certified baddie]

Jul 7, 2024 12:17:14 GMT -5 oogracie👻 said:

If she had a body that was different in a way you deemed to be a pleasant surprise/acceptable, you would not call her a “catfish” and would certainly not speak about the experience as a whole like she was/is more interested than you are.

I am a fishtalk fan, it is known, but this one sits weird.

You are reading way too deeply into this. Let my posting history show that I’ve voiced my love for chubby/thick women on several occasions, and most certainly about being stoked on women being heavier than in their pictures. Her pics are like… gymish and when we met she had a big potbelly, which I thought was very cute in her sundress… but shocking.

A catfish is a catfish, I had a woman try hiding her big witch nose from me before we met cause she was very insecure about it but I love women with big witch noses, like if you try to hide something that’s a catfish.

As far as framing the story like she was more into it, the only weird part is how available she’s making herself now. She sad faced me when I couldn’t hang out last night but it literally took months of talking on and off to meet once. If anything I was framing the night like I got used with how quickly things wen't and then got sent home.

[fishtalk - certified baddie]

Jul 7, 2024 12:24:48 GMT -5 oogracie👻 said:

I am not speaking about catfishing in general, I am talking about publicly shaming somebody who was good enough for you to fuck.

Dude, this is a private message board - I wasn’t showing pics of her to people at the bar and asking how much more they thought she weighed.

[oogracie👻]

Ok, just telling you how it’s coming off (to me)!

From all your stories it sounds like you’re good in bed, so the frowny face makes sense. (And maybe you’re a big time CATFISH too and look better than your photos!).

[crimsonotter]

Give me all the “chubby” chicks

[fishtalk - certified baddie]

I think maybe calling someone chubby/fat just sounds bad? Like I think chubby is a complimentary description of someone’s weight in most situations? Even pot belly is a nice way to describe a larger stomach??? Am I digging a hole here?? My ex HATED when I’d try to describe her as thick, but she was, and she’d call herself fat, which isn’t very accurate. One time my friends father was like “you don’t have a j.lo ass, you’ve got two” and slapped both her buttcheeks.

I am certainly ugly and bad in bed though. But I’m discovering that women find tattoos very distracting.

[Cholo Molester]

where the bbw lovers at?


www.instagram.com/ubeayork/?hl=en

[Cholo Molester]

there's this pawg bbw on tiktok that just films herself tending to her homestead, but she's built like a centaur, her body is mostly ass omg 


www.tiktok.com/@cozy.cabinmom/video/7298450978368621870?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7388547260436465183

[fishtalk - certified baddie]

Are those bbws? Those girls are thick, not even chubby. I thought bbws had legit fat bodies??

[fishtalk - certified baddie]

Jul 7, 2024 13:22:01 GMT -5 Cholo Molester said:

there's this pawg bbw on tiktok that just films herself tending to her homestead, but she's built like a centaur, her body is mostly ass omg 


www.tiktok.com/@cozy.cabinmom/video/7298450978368621870?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7388547260436465183

This is so underwhelming. I’ve been with plenty of women who have way more ass than this. We gotta do better.

[amplifiedohms]

Jul 7, 2024 12:23:40 GMT -5 Cholo Molester said:

Jul 7, 2024 11:59:54 GMT -5 jimmyspudboy said:

Wish I knew where to meet local milfs

Tinder, Hinge, farmer's market, community events, those "drink while you paint" classes, museums, parks, and I've always had great luck at hotel bars. 

Airport bars too. When I was in my early 20s I met a full 10/10 milf at an airport lounge and she would've rocked my world but she was clearly hammered and I had to catch my flight so I politely declined. I took off for my gate and heard a commotion back at that bar and apparently she fell flat of her face when she got off the stool. But I still think what if I caught her 6 Manhattans earlier..

[Cholo Molester]

Jul 7, 2024 13:24:17 GMT -5 fishtalk - certified baddie said:

Jul 7, 2024 13:22:01 GMT -5 Cholo Molester said:

there's this pawg bbw on tiktok that just films herself tending to her homestead, but she's built like a centaur, her body is mostly ass omg 


www.tiktok.com/@cozy.cabinmom/video/7298450978368621870?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7388547260436465183

This is so underwhelming. I’ve been with plenty of women who have way more ass than this. We gotta do better.

post them right now dude I'm not playing

[fishtalk - certified baddie]

Do not look up egg2025. Don’t.

[burp]

I guess I catfish people all the time because I present myself as a reasonable human being but ooooh boy are they in for a surprise