burp
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Post by burp on Jul 6, 2024 4:34:00 GMT -5
Fuck it. I will pay for posters to scream at me on vc at this point
scream what?
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gregor
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Post by gregor on Jul 6, 2024 6:09:42 GMT -5
I know this is the horny thread but calling Gibbs a βrapperβs rapperβ is wild.
Havenβt been horny since 2018. I had molluscum and it sorta ruined it
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Jul 6, 2024 19:58:52 GMT -5
h*rny levels have been returning a little last few days
hit my line
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Ronaldo Artest
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Jul 6, 2024 20:21:21 GMT -5
oh shit sofia on demon mode
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Post by crimsonotter on Jul 6, 2024 20:46:20 GMT -5
Iβve always been into pale women with tattoos(arent we all) and never landed one.
Fucking sucks
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Jul 6, 2024 20:51:11 GMT -5
pale woman w tattoos looking for same
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Post by crimsonotter on Jul 6, 2024 20:53:48 GMT -5
pale woman w tattoos looking for same Damn it |
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jul 6, 2024 20:55:06 GMT -5
Tall women with small tits, and divorced professors who listened to Godflesh when they were in college.
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Jul 6, 2024 20:56:02 GMT -5
I mean, I will be teaching at a college and I love Godflesh. Won't be divorced tho. Hit. My. Line. (And ass)
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Jul 6, 2024 20:59:08 GMT -5
Maybe the divorce could be arranged?
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Ronaldo Artest
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Jul 6, 2024 21:00:09 GMT -5
where the 6ft+ girls at???? hmu pls
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Post by crimsonotter on Jul 6, 2024 21:02:20 GMT -5
Tall women with small tits, and divorced professors who listened to Godflesh when they were in college. Streetsweeper rules and I was a TA that had a marriage fail a few weeks before it happenedβ¦ Think itβs really worsened my situations |
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Post by itii on Jul 6, 2024 21:06:09 GMT -5
Tall women with small tits, and divorced professors who listened to Godflesh when they were in college. Streetsweeper rules and I was a TA that had a marriage fail a few weeks before it happened⦠This is me the time I tried to tell a former d-i women's basketball player that I'm actually considered tall by most people |
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Post by crimsonotter on Jul 6, 2024 21:10:40 GMT -5
Streetsweeper rules and I was a TA that had a marriage fail a few weeks before it happened⦠This is me the time I tried to tell a former d-i women's basketball player that I'm actually considered tall by most people Like some starving dogs |
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Post by Thefingerthingmeansthetaxes on Jul 6, 2024 21:47:17 GMT -5
Skinny, tall, pale and black hair. Yeah, I'm THAT basic
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jul 6, 2024 22:12:30 GMT -5
Almost at 100 pages. LFG
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Post by crimsonotter on Jul 6, 2024 22:13:28 GMT -5
Spent time in cape cod this week, sheer white pants rule
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Jul 6, 2024 22:46:46 GMT -5
I too am wearing white pantsβ¦ 4 now ππππ
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2024 0:58:17 GMT -5
Fuck it. I will pay for posters to scream at me on vc at this point Ladies being horny in a depraved way is very funny |
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Post by fishtalk - certified baddie on Jul 7, 2024 3:34:28 GMT -5
I know this is the horny thread but calling Gibbs a βrapperβs rapperβ is wild. Who said that? We were talking about drug dealers. |
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Post by burp on Jul 7, 2024 4:15:54 GMT -5
just watched a YT video about a blonde british yoga milf who lives in a riverboat and teaches spirit healing classes from said river boat
Gonna be on Rikers Island a while
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Post by xkingbuzzox on Jul 7, 2024 6:41:23 GMT -5
Got used last night. Met a girl on an app and was talking all day as she edged the conversation towards horny things like me telling her to take her meds or not forgetting to take her bra off before bed. Obviously this leads to phone sex. We chat a bit longer and decided to go to bed. Woke up to a text saying thanks but she has a boyfriend who was at work last night.
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Post by duck on Jul 7, 2024 7:27:34 GMT -5
pale woman w tattoos looking for same Hi. |
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jul 7, 2024 8:34:20 GMT -5
Got used last night. Met a girl on an app and was talking all day as she edged the conversation towards horny things like me telling her to take her meds or not forgetting to take her bra off before bed. Obviously this leads to phone sex. We chat a bit longer and decided to go to bed. Woke up to a text saying thanks but she has a boyfriend who was at work last night. send the texts to him. |
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Post by fishtalk - certified baddie on Jul 7, 2024 9:34:13 GMT -5
I got catfished on Friday by some chubby woman who must have been hitting the gym hard during covid. Like at least 40lbs heavier than her pics. Not a dealbreaker cause she was very cute but when I first saw her it was kind of shocking, lol⦠but then I saw her from the back and not all that weight wen't to her stomach.
We barely had a few drinks and she asks if I want to go back to her place, which duh. Takes me right up to her room and have one of the quickest sexual experiences I can recall, lol. Like sheβs trying to rush through everything and I think I was in and out in like 30 minutes. She was very horny though. Then before I could text her to thank her for the night she had already texted me. She definitely shares the room cause there was another bed in there too?? Anyway, Iβd been talking to this woman for a long time but we could never make shit work cause of my schedule but then that night worked outβ¦ and then last night she wants to hang out, but I couldnβt, so she wants to hang out tonight now π³
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Post by itii on Jul 7, 2024 10:24:05 GMT -5
Got used last night. Met a girl on an app and was talking all day as she edged the conversation towards horny things like me telling her to take her meds or not forgetting to take her bra off before bed. Obviously this leads to phone sex. We chat a bit longer and decided to go to bed. Woke up to a text saying thanks but she has a boyfriend who was at work last night. I wonder if she has a system. Was talking to a friend a little while ago about how apps are desighned to flood women(and the top 3% of dudes) with attention(good and bad) in a way that makes people basically disposable. Seems like a fairly organic outcome that people would start using them for single use masturbation... Speaking of, guess who's horny enough to be back on the apps today |
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 7, 2024 11:30:10 GMT -5
I got catfished on Friday by some chubby woman who must have been hitting the gym hard during covid. Like at least 40lbs heavier than her pics. Not a dealbreaker cause she was very cute but when I first saw her it was kind of shocking, lolβ¦ but then I saw her from the back and not all that weight wen't to her stomach. We barely had a few drinks and she asks if I want to go back to her place, which duh. Takes me right up to her room and have one of the quickest sexual experiences I can recall, lol. Like sheβs trying to rush through everything and I think I was in and out in like 30 minutes. She was very horny though. Then before I could text her to thank her for the night she had already texted me. She definitely shares the room cause there was another bed in there too?? Anyway, Iβd been talking to this woman for a long time but we could never make shit work cause of my schedule but then that night worked outβ¦ and then last night she wants to hang out, but I couldnβt, so she wants to hang out tonight now π³ Fatties upππΌ |
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Post by oogracieπ» on Jul 7, 2024 11:30:30 GMT -5
I got catfished on Friday by some chubby woman who must have been hitting the gym hard during covid. Like at least 40lbs heavier than her pics. Not a dealbreaker cause she was very cute but when I first saw her it was kind of shocking, lolβ¦ but then I saw her from the back and not all that weight wen't to her stomach. We barely had a few drinks and she asks if I want to go back to her place, which duh. Takes me right up to her room and have one of the quickest sexual experiences I can recall, lol. Like sheβs trying to rush through everything and I think I was in and out in like 30 minutes. She was very horny though. Then before I could text her to thank her for the night she had already texted me. She definitely shares the room cause there was another bed in there too?? Anyway, Iβd been talking to this woman for a long time but we could never make shit work cause of my schedule but then that night worked outβ¦ and then last night she wants to hang out, but I couldnβt, so she wants to hang out tonight now π³ Not a huge fan of the reduction to βsome chubby womanβ, as if she was devalued by 40 lbs lmao. |
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Post by Rectilian conspiracy on Jul 7, 2024 11:42:57 GMT -5
Does it still count as catfishing if you bang anyway?
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Post by pisswizard on Jul 7, 2024 11:42:58 GMT -5
Iβm loving women with small tits lately. Big tits are great and everything but small ones are like tiny little precious ones.
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