tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 23, 2024 22:57:51 GMT -5
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 23, 2024 23:10:14 GMT -5
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2024 23:20:52 GMT -5
i once got offered $80 by some guy with a danzig pfp to make fart porn
i did it btw
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wokeposting on main
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friggin dumbass
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Post by wokeposting on main on Jul 23, 2024 23:34:50 GMT -5
i once got offered $80 by some guy with a danzig pfp to make fart porn i did it btw my kinda poster welcome to the board
make yourself comfortable
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2024 23:39:05 GMT -5
i once got offered $80 by some guy with a danzig pfp to make fart porn i did it btw
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Jul 23, 2024 23:40:42 GMT -5
I dated a chick who was into steam engines and trains. She didn’t know shit about them so not a foamer, she just liked looking at them. One time she jokingly said she’d be into it if I did a “choo choo” when I came, so I did a couple weeks later. It’s hard to intentionally spit out words you have to think about in that moment. 0/10 would not choo choo again sounds like you fucked up by not leaning all the way into it and wore a train conductor hat and said you were “pulling into the station with an important load” when you inserted You’re making assumptions. Train conductor hat and plenty of railroad related spicy puns were used on occasion as a joke. May or may not have banged in the cab of a restored F-Unit(no pun intended) in storage on a spur behind a museum.
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wokeposting on main
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friggin dumbass
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Post by wokeposting on main on Jul 24, 2024 0:23:32 GMT -5
I love women
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2024 1:07:05 GMT -5
Posting this heeer I'm so fuckin hard I feel nasshus i think i hauve covid
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Ronaldo Artest
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Jul 24, 2024 1:59:03 GMT -5
realest shit you’ve ever posted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2024 2:00:46 GMT -5
I enjoy watching videos of ladies fartin
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 24, 2024 2:05:27 GMT -5
Narc ass post. I'm so sorry!
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Jack Hard
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Post by Jack Hard on Jul 24, 2024 4:16:59 GMT -5
Busting a nut first thing in the morning rules. All clear for the day. Well for like 45 mins
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Jack Hard
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Post by Jack Hard on Jul 24, 2024 4:28:27 GMT -5
Queefs rule
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pisswizard
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Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on Jul 24, 2024 6:10:29 GMT -5
I’ve listened to like 2 podcast episodes in my entire life. Not horny. Yea podcasts suck generally.
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 24, 2024 6:11:36 GMT -5
Posting this heeer I'm so fuckin hard I feel nasshus
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Jul 24, 2024 6:26:35 GMT -5
just watched the trailer for the Joker 2 movie, meh but also Lady Gaga is so hot, I realized I'm really into young Barbara Streisand lmao something about that forward face shape
and then I realized I think it's because when I was a kid I saw Dark Crystal and I guess I wanted to fuck the puppet girl
Been onto this for a long time. Big fan of the aquiline nose.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Jul 24, 2024 6:45:09 GMT -5
I feel these. I haven't been fishing all year and I feel total shame. Might need to use the bank excuse.
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Jul 24, 2024 7:03:32 GMT -5
Posting this heeer I'm so fuckin hard I feel nasshus she's not wrong though
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Jul 24, 2024 8:58:47 GMT -5
I wanna go fishing but without the fishing part. I just want to sit on a boat and drink light beers
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jul 24, 2024 9:07:54 GMT -5
I still want to go magnet fishing.
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Jack Hard
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Post by Jack Hard on Jul 24, 2024 9:09:08 GMT -5
I wanna go fishing but without the fishing part. I just want to sit on a boat and drink light beers I'm in. I fucking hate fishing, but I love chillin and beers tho.
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Jul 24, 2024 9:25:01 GMT -5
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inheritedhell
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Post by inheritedhell on Jul 24, 2024 9:27:28 GMT -5
I wanna go fishing but without the fishing part. I just want to sit on a boat and drink light beers I go on a fishing trip every year with some friends just to sit on a boat and drink beer. I don’t give a fuck about fishing.
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youthofwhodey
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Post by youthofwhodey on Jul 24, 2024 9:31:39 GMT -5
You guys should listen to one of those podcasts where women talk about sex. They talk about spitting on the pussy to get it wet although I've never had to because I sucked the nipples first and that got it pretty wet or whatever Chalie said.
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 24, 2024 9:51:18 GMT -5
Posting this heeer I'm so fuckin hard I feel nasshus i think i hauve covid i sent this shit to multiple people but now i find it difficult to delete from my phone. keep sneakin glances at da AI kamala
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Jul 24, 2024 9:52:11 GMT -5
I still want to go magnet fishing. Me too dude
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Jul 24, 2024 10:04:43 GMT -5
I just remembered a funny thing that happened to my homegirl.
Years ago she was working as reception at a super bougie hotel on the lower east side. She was like 27-28 at the time. A new janitor/maintenance dude got hired who was like 20.
Dude was really into her and was constantly hitting on her, and she played along cause he was good looking and fresh out of a gnarly relationship. After weeks of them flirting at work, she finally gave him her number. Kid proceeds to immediately start texting her after work begging for her to come over, being super blunt that he really wants to sleep with an older woman and that he thinks she could teach him etc etc. She playfully declined him for a few weeks, but decided to eventually start giving him a little glimmer of hope by engaging with it a little. Nothing he ever said was graphic or crass, generally harmless.
This culminated in a text from him at like 9am one day, a week after he quit the job. “Yo, I’m tryna swim in your pussy”…
She responded with “sorry I don’t bang dudes who still need water wings”. Never heard from him again. Legend says he’s still in horny jail
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 24, 2024 10:08:35 GMT -5
my friend in nyc also had the front door guy at her building try to flirt with her, and when she threw him a bone and exchanged numbers, he wen't mega creepy and overbearing with the texts and shit and would get mad when men would come visit her at her building. fuck off. i feel like this is indicative of all dudes who try to mack & cat call women -- just complete lack of awareness and emotional intelligence
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 24, 2024 10:10:00 GMT -5
i sent this shit to multiple people but now i find it difficult to delete from my phone. keep sneakin glances at da AI kamala what good america-loving patriot hasn’t cranked it to the vice president? can’t let the commies win
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Jul 24, 2024 10:27:24 GMT -5
my friend in nyc also had the front door guy at her building try to flirt with her, and when she threw him a bone and exchanged numbers, he wen't mega creepy and overbearing with the texts and shit and would get mad when men would come visit her at her building. fuck off. i feel like this is indicative of all dudes who try to mack & cat call women -- just complete lack of awareness and emotional intelligence Was he from the Bronx?
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