gregor
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Post by gregor on Jul 24, 2024 10:33:08 GMT -5
i sent this shit to multiple people but now i find it difficult to delete from my phone. keep sneakin glances at da AI kamala I was about to alert you to this as a possible violation - carry on
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 24, 2024 10:41:38 GMT -5
i once got offered $80 by some guy with a danzig pfp to make fart porn i did it btw welcome soldier
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Jul 24, 2024 12:27:44 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2024 12:44:03 GMT -5
I am very horny for my girlfriend. The weather has been hot and the heat makes me excessively horny. I like when she gets extra sweaty when we fuck.
The power wen't out the last time she was over, which really let us reach new plateaus in our relationship. We spent so much time bonding physically and emotionally. We gooned to porn by candlelight. We dipped wax anal plugs over a kerosene stove. I drank her urine to stay hydrated and turgid. We laughed. We spooned. We had to eat the pets to stay alive during the harsh Portland weather. We did every pose in the Kama Sutra twice while practicing tantra. She stood nude on the rooftop of my building waving semaphore flags in an attempt to get attention from passing aircraft.
When the power came back on fifteen minutes later, we felt so much more connected to one another.
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 24, 2024 13:03:48 GMT -5
I am very horny for my girlfriend. The weather has been hot and the heat makes me excessively horny. I like when she gets extra sweaty when we fuck.
The power wen't out the last time she was over, which really let us reach new plateaus in our relationship. We spent so much time bonding physically and emotionally. We gooned to porn by candlelight. We dipped wax anal plugs over a kerosene stove. I drank her urine to stay hydrated and turgid. We laughed. We spooned. We had to eat the pets to stay alive during the harsh Portland weather. We did every pose in the Kama Sutra twice while practicing tantra. She stood nude on the rooftop of my building waving semaphore flags in an attempt to get attention from passing aircraft.
When the power came back on fifteen minutes later, we felt so much more connected to one another.
:')
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jul 24, 2024 13:19:17 GMT -5
I don’t mind an anonymous catcall here and there (if I was young and hot maybe i’d feel differently lmao), and not as bad as doorman, but when I first moved back to CA from NY, my neighbor left a note on my door (and also my car, later) that just said “I think u look sexy we should chill” (or something… I have a picture of it somewhere) with his phone number lmao.
Was flattered until every time I stepped out of my apartment the entire group of dudes who hung out by the pool would start chanting about me being this dude’s girlfriend. It was never threatening feeling but they would make jokes if they saw me with a penis-having guest.
Then he got kicked out of the building because he was involved in a shooting in the parking lot, soooo….
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 24, 2024 13:23:33 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2024 13:24:26 GMT -5
I don’t mind an anonymous catcall here and there ( if I was young and hot maybe i’d feel differently lmao), and not as bad as doorman, but when I first moved back to CA from NY, my neighbor left a note on my door (and also my car, later) that just said “I think u look sexy we should chill” (or something… I have a picture of it somewhere) with his phone number lmao. Was flattered until every time I stepped out of my apartment the entire group of dudes who hung out by the pool would start chanting about me being this dude’s girlfriend. It was never threatening feeling but they would make jokes if they saw me with a penis-having guest. Then he got kicked out of the building because he was involved in a shooting in the parking lot, soooo…. As Board's resident sigma male, you're officially an HB9. I would call you a smokeshow but Chet Hanks told me that I can't due to White Boy Summer.
For real, you're very pretty and that's super gross. To be sexually harassed in your home by a group of people is a level of creepiness that no one should have to experience.
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jul 24, 2024 13:26:00 GMT -5
But I AM old though, undisputed.
(Lmao thank you, that’s very nice)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2024 13:27:26 GMT -5
But I AM old though, undisputed. (Lmao thank you, that’s very nice) You act like you were old enough to see bands like Allister back in the day or some shit.
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jul 24, 2024 13:29:10 GMT -5
Are you fucking w me right now?
Do I know you and don’t know it?
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zaph
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Post by zaph on Jul 24, 2024 13:31:09 GMT -5
But I AM old though, undisputed. (Lmao thank you, that’s very nice) You act like you were old enough to see bands like Allister back in the day or some shit. or in the liner notes of an armor for sleep record
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 24, 2024 13:32:37 GMT -5
or in a sugarcult music video
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2024 13:34:31 GMT -5
Are you fucking w me right now? Do I know you and don’t know it? I used to post on Old Testament under a different name. Been here since 08. You've always been cool and that Allister story/the pics made me giggle. I was a Drive-Thru street team kid and did promo work for them when I worked in record store. You're the only other human being I've encountered who knows that band.
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jul 24, 2024 13:35:33 GMT -5
Ohhhh ok lmao i’m less weirded out now. I thought you were in a tree outside my window.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2024 13:36:18 GMT -5
or in a sugarcult music video Start Static bangs.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2024 13:37:57 GMT -5
Ohhhh ok lmao i’m less weirded out now. I thought you were in a tree outside my window.
Obligatory
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Jul 24, 2024 13:38:04 GMT -5
Are you fucking w me right now? Do I know you and don’t know it? I used to post on Old Testament under a different name. Been here since 08. You've always been cool and that Allister story/the pics made me giggle. I was a Drive-Thru street team kid and did promo work for them when I worked in record store. You're the only other human being I've encountered who knows that band. What band? Allister?
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 24, 2024 13:39:01 GMT -5
Ohhhh ok lmao i’m less weirded out now. I thought you were in a tree outside my window.
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zaph
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Post by zaph on Jul 24, 2024 13:47:45 GMT -5
or in an armor for sleep music video
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Jul 24, 2024 14:00:57 GMT -5
I used to post on Old Testament under a different name. Been here since 08. You've always been cool and that Allister story/the pics made me giggle. I was a Drive-Thru street team kid and did promo work for them when I worked in record store. You're the only other human being I've encountered who knows that band. What band? Allister? Dude if you mean allister, then you and Gracie are the only 2 humans I know who also know them. They were on the soundtrack to one of the OG paintball movies that came out in 2004. Somewhere down on Fullerton is one of my favorite songs as a result. The vids of the era always had absolutely killer soundtracks. Everything from as friends rust, allister, knapsack, to fugazi and favez and Sunday Drivers. I wasn’t able to find the whole movie that I heard it on, but here’s the segment. It was footage from the Denver event of the 2004 NPPL season m.youtube.com/watch?v=V4VjRpGgJIU
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gold soundz
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Post by gold soundz on Jul 24, 2024 14:28:05 GMT -5
I am very horny for my girlfriend. The weather has been hot and the heat makes me excessively horny. I like when she gets extra sweaty when we fuck.
The power wen't out the last time she was over, which really let us reach new plateaus in our relationship. We spent so much time bonding physically and emotionally. We gooned to porn by candlelight. We dipped wax anal plugs over a kerosene stove. I drank her urine to stay hydrated and turgid. We laughed. We spooned. We had to eat the pets to stay alive during the harsh Portland weather. We did every pose in the Kama Sutra twice while practicing tantra. She stood nude on the rooftop of my building waving semaphore flags in an attempt to get attention from passing aircraft.
When the power came back on fifteen minutes later, we felt so much more connected to one another.
hell yeah I got pissed on/pissed in the pussy during a heatwave power outage years ago, not something I'd ever considered beforehand and never did again but shit just kept escalating
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 24, 2024 16:42:48 GMT -5
If you were into drive thru records back in the day you know allister. Somewhere on Fullerton had a lot of catchy songs.
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Avoidance Learning
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Post by Avoidance Learning on Jul 24, 2024 16:46:19 GMT -5
Just don't leave any women you care about around Tom from Allister.
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Post by coconut al on Jul 24, 2024 16:49:14 GMT -5
drive thru records band that has a member with allegations? No fuckin way
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 24, 2024 16:49:40 GMT -5
If I remember correctly I think those dudes are from Chicago.Pretty crazy to think that a couple years later Chicago would produce the biggest band in the world now
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Avoidance Learning
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Post by Avoidance Learning on Jul 24, 2024 16:50:01 GMT -5
I know it's crazy that this actually happened a single time in an isolated incident lmao
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jul 24, 2024 16:57:34 GMT -5
But I AM old though, undisputed. (Lmao thank you, that’s very nice) Old for here. Not for the earth
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Post by coconut al on Jul 24, 2024 17:05:01 GMT -5
If I remember correctly I think those dudes are from Chicago.Pretty crazy to think that a couple years later Chicago would produce the biggest band in the world now Kanye West is only one guy though
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 24, 2024 17:52:44 GMT -5
If I remember correctly I think those dudes are from Chicago.Pretty crazy to think that a couple years later Chicago would produce the biggest band in the world now Who are we referring to
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