nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Aug 9, 2024 13:26:01 GMT -5
i would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to smell a seat megan thee stallion has sat on
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bennybroll
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Post by bennybroll on Aug 9, 2024 13:30:21 GMT -5
Spent a week with the lady and she flew back home which means I’m back in jail🥲
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inheritedhell
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Post by inheritedhell on Aug 9, 2024 13:41:52 GMT -5
invested way too much energy into trying to hit pause at exactly right moment Noodz easily found on Reddit my internet sleuthing is not up to snuff, Up to smut? Up to muff?
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zaph
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i don't live to live, homie
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Post by zaph on Aug 9, 2024 16:39:52 GMT -5
i like shirt nipples
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thefarce
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Post by thefarce on Aug 9, 2024 17:06:30 GMT -5
They're making a comeback
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burp
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Post by burp on Aug 9, 2024 17:44:26 GMT -5
thinkin bout making a .txt file on my desktop that's just filled with great porn comments Wooow mamitaaa but what a tasty ass you have mmmm how delicious you stop your ass like a whole hot whore asking for a cock and hot milk. What a delicious slit you look like a big dick eater mmm to tell her come on my bitch get steep give me that delicious ass and your hot pussy so she can fuck you. Giving you some delicious dick poking in your hot slit and your tight asshole to make you push gasp like a whole horny slut mmm Great big asshole! O!
My love 🩷🩷 any woman or girl free mesgg me
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oogracie👻
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jesse camp's ex
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Post by oogracie👻 on Aug 9, 2024 18:01:07 GMT -5
I don’t think I would like it referred to as “hot slit” yea idk
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oatmeal
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killed pat
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 9, 2024 18:03:05 GMT -5
delicious dick is crazy
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burp
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Post by burp on Aug 9, 2024 18:07:10 GMT -5
come on my bitch get steep
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oatmeal
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killed pat
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 9, 2024 18:12:19 GMT -5
this song is ass but goddamn
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cfloyd3
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Sky Lopez gang
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Post by cfloyd3 on Aug 9, 2024 18:13:45 GMT -5
Nice bobs
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kwame
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broken ass teeth
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Post by kwame on Aug 9, 2024 18:30:07 GMT -5
this song is ass but goddamn before I ever saw the video, I liked the song
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Post by thechocolatefactory on Aug 9, 2024 18:43:46 GMT -5
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 9, 2024 20:07:20 GMT -5
this song is ass but goddamn boooooooooooooo
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 9, 2024 20:12:14 GMT -5
They're both so fucking hot. Can't put into words how much bi panic this collab got me in
Lanky ass motherfucker with such a smooth voice
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meatballmaniac
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sexual camel
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Post by meatballmaniac on Aug 9, 2024 20:49:39 GMT -5
thinkin bout making a .txt file on my desktop that's just filled with great porn comments Wooow mamitaaa but what a tasty ass you have mmmm how delicious you stop your ass like a whole hot whore asking for a cock and hot milk. What a delicious slit you look like a big dick eater mmm to tell her come on my bitch get steep give me that delicious ass and your hot pussy so she can fuck you. Giving you some delicious dick poking in your hot slit and your tight asshole to make you push gasp like a whole horny slut mmm Great big asshole! O!
My love 🩷🩷 any woman or girl free mesgg me
haha hell yeah I’ve wanted to do a whole porn comments thread. There’s so much good material out there. I love the guys who think they’re talking directly to whomever’s in the video.
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Aug 9, 2024 20:52:21 GMT -5
I think that's what started the original horny jail thread.
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oatmeal
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killed pat
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 9, 2024 21:23:06 GMT -5
this song is ass but goddamn before I ever saw the video, I liked the song i think the concept of her collabing with japanese artists is sooo dope in itself, but I'm sorry the beat is so twinkly and hollow...and her pronounciation/the lyrics are a little cringe this video/song fuckin rocks
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burp
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Post by burp on Aug 9, 2024 21:27:05 GMT -5
wait was that a Grimes sample??
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 9, 2024 21:28:10 GMT -5
Gwen Stefani
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cfloyd3
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Sky Lopez gang
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Post by cfloyd3 on Aug 9, 2024 22:13:32 GMT -5
Did anyone else grow up hearing that Gwen drank pints of cum??
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 9, 2024 22:15:18 GMT -5
Did anyone else grow up hearing that Gwen drank pints of cum?? Yep. Her and Rod Stewart.
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oatmeal
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killed pat
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 10, 2024 3:50:25 GMT -5
wait was that a Grimes sample?? it does sound like the oblivion chorus lol
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 10, 2024 6:36:10 GMT -5
About a year ago I was seeing this college professor and at some point I tell him I don't have my license yet because idk I just never got around to it yet but the real reason is just that I'm afraid of driving, and one date we wen't on he just kept saying the whole date was a surprise, he took me to this sex shop and bought me what I liked and kept taking me around town to different spots trying to build up to the last part of the date and then after all that he just drove to this random residential street at night and parked the car and was like "this is it" and I'm like what is it and he's like "you're gonna learn how to drive stick shift today" and I like immediately panic because I have a massive fear of driving and he's like "if you don't want to do this we can go out for dinner instead" and I was like I want to learn but I don't want to crash your fucking car and he's like "you won't crash this car it's fine" and we just spent the entire night driving around the neighborhood in circles, somehow he trusted me enough to just tell me to just put my foot on the gas pedal immediately and god it was so hot to me that somehow he didn't care, I actually think his license was expired which made it especially hot, he did such a good job easing me into all of it and trying to get me to get comfortable with it, I was wearing fishnets and this incredibly tight black velvet mini dress that hiked all the way up so every time we swapped seats my dress was hiked all the way up to my waist and cars that drove past could just see my whole ass out, he would just take the car back to the beginning to the block and we would swap seats over and over until I was comfortable turning and doing it myself, it was so indescribably hot to me when he took my hand and guided it to explain me how to shift gears or just told me to just start driving and just listen to his instructions without even knowing what I was doing yet... I was more turned on than I've ever been in my life maybe, I usually don't care if it doesn't work out with someone I'm not that serious with yet but I had a meltdown when he stopped seeing me without explanation because that was one of the hottest things that ever happened to me and he fucking knew it, I would kill I would do ANYTHING to have that level of eroticism with someone guiding me or teaching me to do something again, not like with some weird loser BDSM dude but with someone I already like and respect and have the right chemistry with, when he told me he was proud of me and asked me if I wanted an ice cream as a reward I practically came in that seat like anyone else I would roll my eyes at hearing that but from him uhhhhghghghgh, god give me this again or I will just die, I really will die, I absolutely loved dressing up for him too and wearing tights and little mini skirts for him and putting on lingerie with garters just in case he decided to undress me after I will NEVER forgive that bastard for not carrying through with that or explaining why he got bored of me bc I've been chasing the high of what those driving lesson dates did for me ever since
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inheritedhell
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Post by inheritedhell on Aug 10, 2024 7:29:32 GMT -5
Can you drive stick shift now?
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sofia :p
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Post by sofia :p on Aug 10, 2024 7:35:48 GMT -5
I took driving lessons myself. The instructor would bring a cup of coffee and the trick was “to not spill the coffee” while driving not sure if he wanted me sexually but it was nice because I can get to work now.
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 10, 2024 7:36:39 GMT -5
Can you drive stick shift now? no
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 10, 2024 7:42:53 GMT -5
I got my permit last year but it's gonna expire in a few weeks I hate driving someone please make it sexual or I will just never learn
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sofia :p
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friggin dumbass
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Post by sofia :p on Aug 10, 2024 7:52:45 GMT -5
I only know how to make it sexual in the back seat sorry
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Aug 10, 2024 8:00:18 GMT -5
I took driving lessons myself. The instructor would bring a cup of coffee and the trick was “to not spill the coffee” while driving not sure if he wanted me sexually but it was nice because I can get to work now. C’mon… you think none of us have seen License To Drive before?
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