sof <3
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Post by sof <3 on Aug 10, 2024 7:52:45 GMT -5
I only know how to make it sexual in the back seat sorry
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Aug 10, 2024 8:00:18 GMT -5
I took driving lessons myself. The instructor would bring a cup of coffee and the trick was βto not spill the coffeeβ while driving not sure if he wanted me sexually but it was nice because I can get to work now. Cβmonβ¦ you think none of us have seen License To Drive before?
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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train guy choo choo
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Aug 10, 2024 8:33:33 GMT -5
Lloyd teaching Diane how to drive is one of my favorite little elements of Say Anything.
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Aug 10, 2024 9:20:11 GMT -5
I actually think his license was expired dying at this
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Aug 10, 2024 9:22:51 GMT -5
I got my permit last year but it's gonna expire in a few weeks I hate driving someone please make it sexual or I will just never learn Have you watched Drive, directed by David Cronenberg?
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internetbully
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Post by internetbully on Aug 10, 2024 9:51:41 GMT -5
Have you watched the pod racing scenes of Star Wars episode I the Phantom Menace?
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xMOOKAIx
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Strroking my ball's
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Aug 10, 2024 10:03:30 GMT -5
Can you drive stick shift now? no grow up
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Aug 10, 2024 10:10:15 GMT -5
Isn't her post just the plot of Crash (96)?
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Permβd by God
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Post by Permβd by God on Aug 10, 2024 11:51:53 GMT -5
About a year ago I was seeing this college professorΒ and at some point I tell him I don't have my license yet because idk I just never got around to it yet but the real reason is just that I'm afraid of driving, and one date we wen't on he just kept saying the whole date was a surprise, he took me to this sex shop and bought me what I liked and kept taking me around town to different spots trying to build up to the last part of the date and then after all that he just drove to this random residential street at night and parked the car and was like "this is it" and I'm like what is it and he's like "you're gonna learn how to drive stick shift today" and I like immediately panic because I have a massive fear of driving and he's like "if you don't want to do this we can go out for dinner instead" and I was like I want to learn but I don't want to crash your fucking car and he's like "you won't crash this car it's fine" and we just spent the entire night driving around the neighborhood in circles, somehow he trusted me enough to just tell me to just put my foot on the gas pedal immediately and god it was so hot to me that somehow he didn't care, I actually think his license was expired which made it especially hot, he did such a good job easing me into all of it and trying to get me to get comfortable with it, I was wearing fishnets and this incredibly tight black velvet mini dress that hiked all the way up so every time we swapped seats my dress was hiked all the way up to my waist and cars that drove past could just see my whole ass out, he would just take the car back to the beginning to the block and we would swap seats over and over until I was comfortable turning and doing it myself, it was so indescribably hot to me when he took my hand and guided it to explain me how to shift gears or just told me to just start driving and just listen to his instructions without even knowing what I was doing yet... I was more turned on than I've ever been in my life maybe, I usually don't care if it doesn't work out with someone I'm not that serious with yet but I had a meltdown when he stopped seeing me without explanation because that was one of the hottest things that ever happened to me and he fucking knew it, I would kill I would do ANYTHING to have that level of eroticism with someone guiding me or teaching me to do something again, not like with some weird loser BDSM dude but with someone I already like and respect and have the right chemistry with, when he told me he was proud of me and asked me if I wanted an ice cream as a reward I practically came in that seat like anyone else I would roll my eyes at hearing that but from him uhhhhghghghgh, god give me this again or I will just die, I really will die, I absolutely loved dressing up for him too and wearing tights and little mini skirts for him and putting on lingerie with garters just in case he decided to undress me after I will NEVER forgive that bastard for not carrying through with that or explaining why he got bored of me bc I've been chasing the high of what those driving lesson dates did for me ever since jeanxseberg sisyphean struggle to be a pervert, part 5
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Aug 10, 2024 12:18:11 GMT -5
Is driving stick some extraordinary skill in the US?
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giorgio merauder
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Post by giorgio merauder on Aug 10, 2024 12:18:36 GMT -5
About a year ago I was seeing this college professor and at some point I tell him I don't have my license yet because idk I just never got around to it yet but the real reason is just that I'm afraid of driving, and one date we wen't on he just kept saying the whole date was a surprise, he took me to this sex shop and bought me what I liked and kept taking me around town to different spots trying to build up to the last part of the date and then after all that he just drove to this random residential street at night and parked the car and was like "this is it" and I'm like what is it and he's like "you're gonna learn how to drive stick shift today" and I like immediately panic because I have a massive fear of driving and he's like "if you don't want to do this we can go out for dinner instead" and I was like I want to learn but I don't want to crash your fucking car and he's like "you won't crash this car it's fine" and we just spent the entire night driving around the neighborhood in circles, somehow he trusted me enough to just tell me to just put my foot on the gas pedal immediately and god it was so hot to me that somehow he didn't care, I actually think his license was expired which made it especially hot, he did such a good job easing me into all of it and trying to get me to get comfortable with it, I was wearing fishnets and this incredibly tight black velvet mini dress that hiked all the way up so every time we swapped seats my dress was hiked all the way up to my waist and cars that drove past could just see my whole ass out, he would just take the car back to the beginning to the block and we would swap seats over and over until I was comfortable turning and doing it myself, it was so indescribably hot to me when he took my hand and guided it to explain me how to shift gears or just told me to just start driving and just listen to his instructions without even knowing what I was doing yet... I was more turned on than I've ever been in my life maybe, I usually don't care if it doesn't work out with someone I'm not that serious with yet but I had a meltdown when he stopped seeing me without explanation because that was one of the hottest things that ever happened to me and he fucking knew it, I would kill I would do ANYTHING to have that level of eroticism with someone guiding me or teaching me to do something again, not like with some weird loser BDSM dude but with someone I already like and respect and have the right chemistry with, when he told me he was proud of me and asked me if I wanted an ice cream as a reward I practically came in that seat like anyone else I would roll my eyes at hearing that but from him uhhhhghghghgh, god give me this again or I will just die, I really will die, I absolutely loved dressing up for him too and wearing tights and little mini skirts for him and putting on lingerie with garters just in case he decided to undress me after I will NEVER forgive that bastard for not carrying through with that or explaining why he got bored of me bc I've been chasing the high of what those driving lesson dates did for me ever since jeanxseberg sisyphean struggle to be a pervert, part 5 one must imagine sisyphus horny
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LOTR roleplay fetishist
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Growing. Changing. Farting.
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on Aug 10, 2024 12:29:39 GMT -5
I got my permit last year but it's gonna expire in a few weeks I hate driving someone please make it sexual or I will just never learn Have you watched Drive, directed by David Cronenberg? come again
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Aug 10, 2024 12:33:48 GMT -5
Have you watched Drive, directed by David Cronenberg? come again Crash* π€¦ββοΈ
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vie et mort
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Post by vie et mort on Aug 10, 2024 12:34:18 GMT -5
Can you drive stick shift now? she canβt drive stick now; but that night, under her professors sexy guidance, she was an F1 racer.
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Aug 10, 2024 12:39:11 GMT -5
Is driving stick some extraordinary skill in the US? It kind of is.
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oogracieπ»
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Post by oogracieπ» on Aug 10, 2024 12:39:20 GMT -5
Is driving stick some extraordinary skill in the US? Yes lol
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Aug 10, 2024 12:42:04 GMT -5
Oh the things I could teach you people
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LOTR roleplay fetishist
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on Aug 10, 2024 12:44:49 GMT -5
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Aug 10, 2024 12:56:12 GMT -5
Oh the things I could teach you people For the record, I can drive stick. Got a serious crash course in it when I wound up being the sole driver for three weeks of a five-week European tour, in a Ford Transit that loved to pop out of second gear.
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LOTR roleplay fetishist
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on Aug 10, 2024 12:58:20 GMT -5
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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I'm duh man, I'm raising duh roof
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Aug 10, 2024 13:14:32 GMT -5
Someoneβs gotta do it while he sleep
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Aug 10, 2024 13:21:24 GMT -5
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on Aug 10, 2024 13:29:20 GMT -5
Someoneβs gotta do it while he sleep our boy needs is strength
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Aug 10, 2024 13:31:43 GMT -5
Someoneβs gotta do it while he sleep our boy needs is strength I'm hard-rocking
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LOTR roleplay fetishist
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on Aug 10, 2024 13:42:37 GMT -5
jim u good our boy tim is sleep
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Aug 10, 2024 13:45:38 GMT -5
The changing of the regard
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 10, 2024 13:46:49 GMT -5
The changing of the regard
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thefarce
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Post by thefarce on Aug 10, 2024 13:55:45 GMT -5
thinkin bout making a .txt file on my desktop that's just filled with great porn comments Wooow mamitaaa but what a tasty ass you have mmmm how delicious you stop your ass like a whole hot whore asking for a cock and hot milk. What a delicious slit you look like a big dick eater mmm to tell her come on my bitch get steep give me that delicious ass and your hot pussy so she can fuck you. Giving you some delicious dick poking in your hot slit and your tight asshole to make you push gasp like a whole horny slut mmm
Something about the latent homoeroticism in porn comments really gets to me
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Aug 10, 2024 13:57:05 GMT -5
jim u good our boy tim is sleep our boy is honk shoo pilled rn
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LOTR roleplay fetishist
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on Aug 10, 2024 13:58:59 GMT -5
tim like "REM mode activiated haha"
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