oogracieπ»
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Post by oogracieπ» on Aug 10, 2024 14:03:27 GMT -5
Oh the things I could teach you people Ftr I know how to drive stick
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Aug 10, 2024 14:06:19 GMT -5
tim like "REM mode activiated haha" He so sleep, sheep are counting him
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Aug 10, 2024 14:07:58 GMT -5
Came to talk about exchanging sloppy artistic french photos last night, ended up defending the fact I don't actually sleep til noon.
Cold world
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Aug 10, 2024 14:11:02 GMT -5
tim like "REM mode activiated haha" He so sleep, sheep are counting him also yes
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Aug 10, 2024 14:12:54 GMT -5
Kids today canβt drive STICK or write in CURSIVE!!! I hate my wife HA HA HA
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Aug 10, 2024 14:17:29 GMT -5
jim u good our boy tim is sleep our boy is hawk tua pilled rn
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Aug 10, 2024 14:42:39 GMT -5
Oh the things I could teach you people Ftr I know how to drive stick Were you also taught by a college professor who bought you ice cream?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2024 15:29:00 GMT -5
I can drive a non syncro gearbox in a truck
I'm sure I could teach you perverts
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 10, 2024 16:03:41 GMT -5
Can you drive stick shift now? she canβt drive stick now; but that night, under her professors sexy guidance, she was an F1 racer. as in I didn't practice after that, smart ass
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Permβd by God
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Post by Permβd by God on Aug 10, 2024 16:09:11 GMT -5
The sluttiest thing a man can do is
politely and courteously teach her how to do something
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 10, 2024 16:10:16 GMT -5
Ftr I know how to drive stick Were you also taught by a college professor who bought you ice cream? I didn't let him buy me ice cream!! Also you already knew the answer to the question when you asked about Americans driving manual transmission so fuck off!!! You don't live under a rock! Fucking euros and their need to feel special!
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giorgio merauder
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Post by giorgio merauder on Aug 10, 2024 16:31:33 GMT -5
dude ghosted you because you didn't take the ice cream
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internetbully
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Post by internetbully on Aug 10, 2024 16:45:33 GMT -5
Being European is inexcusable in 2024 fuckin sickos
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vie et mort
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Post by vie et mort on Aug 10, 2024 16:58:51 GMT -5
she canβt drive stick now; but that night, under her professors sexy guidance, she was an F1 racer. as in I didn't practice after that, smart ass yaβ¦ we know. It was a joke.
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 10, 2024 17:01:02 GMT -5
as in I didn't practice after that, smart ass ya⦠we know. It was a joke. I'm aware! Drop the location and I'll take the bus right now to kick your ass!!!
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Aug 10, 2024 17:05:04 GMT -5
I took driving lessons myself. The instructor would bring a cup of coffee and the trick was βto not spill the coffeeβ while driving not sure if he wanted me sexually but it was nice because I can get to work now. Cβmonβ¦ you think none of us have seen License To Drive before? was gonna say Initial D. except itβs a cup of tofu water heβs not allowed to spill
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Aug 10, 2024 17:07:10 GMT -5
only ever buy and drive manual cars and i always tell my wife she can drive mine to re-learn since she drove stick at a teenager but not since, but sheβs still never taken me up on it
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 10, 2024 17:09:19 GMT -5
I got my license like 4 years ago because I was terrified I would murder somebody but now I be whipping that shi crazy style π
I will teach u D
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BloodFarts2
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Post by BloodFarts2 on Aug 10, 2024 17:09:19 GMT -5
Prefer automatic cars because watching someone eat, text and drive at the same time is peak hotness and shifting would just get in the way.
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Post by inheritedhell on Aug 10, 2024 17:09:43 GMT -5
only ever buy and drive manual cars and i always tell my wife she can drive mine to re-learn since she drove stick at a teenager but not since, but sheβs still never taken me up on it I have no desire to ever own a manual car again.
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 10, 2024 17:12:15 GMT -5
I got my license like 4 years ago because I was terrified I would murder somebody but now I be whipping that shi crazy style π I will teach u D thank you I'll repay your efforts
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zaph
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Post by zaph on Aug 10, 2024 17:12:37 GMT -5
About a year ago I was seeing this college professor and at some point I tell him I don't have my license yet because idk I just never got around to it yet but the real reason is just that I'm afraid of driving, and one date we wen't on he just kept saying the whole date was a surprise, he took me to this sex shop and bought me what I liked and kept taking me around town to different spots trying to build up to the last part of the date and then after all that he just drove to this random residential street at night and parked the car and was like "this is it" and I'm like what is it and he's like "you're gonna learn how to drive stick shift today" and I like immediately panic because I have a massive fear of driving and he's like "if you don't want to do this we can go out for dinner instead" and I was like I want to learn but I don't want to crash your fucking car and he's like "you won't crash this car it's fine" and we just spent the entire night driving around the neighborhood in circles, somehow he trusted me enough to just tell me to just put my foot on the gas pedal immediately and god it was so hot to me that somehow he didn't care, I actually think his license was expired which made it especially hot, he did such a good job easing me into all of it and trying to get me to get comfortable with it, I was wearing fishnets and this incredibly tight black velvet mini dress that hiked all the way up so every time we swapped seats my dress was hiked all the way up to my waist and cars that drove past could just see my whole ass out, he would just take the car back to the beginning to the block and we would swap seats over and over until I was comfortable turning and doing it myself, it was so indescribably hot to me when he took my hand and guided it to explain me how to shift gears or just told me to just start driving and just listen to his instructions without even knowing what I was doing yet... I was more turned on than I've ever been in my life maybe, I usually don't care if it doesn't work out with someone I'm not that serious with yet but I had a meltdown when he stopped seeing me without explanation because that was one of the hottest things that ever happened to me and he fucking knew it, I would kill I would do ANYTHING to have that level of eroticism with someone guiding me or teaching me to do something again, not like with some weird loser BDSM dude but with someone I already like and respect and have the right chemistry with, when he told me he was proud of me and asked me if I wanted an ice cream as a reward I practically came in that seat like anyone else I would roll my eyes at hearing that but from him uhhhhghghghgh, god give me this again or I will just die, I really will die, I absolutely loved dressing up for him too and wearing tights and little mini skirts for him and putting on lingerie with garters just in case he decided to undress me after I will NEVER forgive that bastard for not carrying through with that or explaining why he got bored of me bc I've been chasing the high of what those driving lesson dates did for me ever since
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Aug 10, 2024 17:13:09 GMT -5
only ever buy and drive manual cars and i always tell my wife she can drive mine to re-learn since she drove stick at a teenager but not since, but sheβs still never taken me up on it I have no desire to ever own a manual car again.
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Aug 10, 2024 17:15:36 GMT -5
I don't care about cars that much, and most of the ones I do like are weird old American sedans and shit (like a Hudson Hornet). But low-key I'd love to own a Mercedes-Benz 190E Cosworth (yes, it's real, look it up), with the dogleg five-speed. But I'd need to live in a much larger urban area, and make far more money, to maintain it.
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 10, 2024 17:16:58 GMT -5
yaβ¦ we know. It was a joke. I'm aware! Drop the location and I'll take the bus right now to kick your ass!!! Gonna get there in 2 hours π
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 10, 2024 17:19:10 GMT -5
I don't care about cars that much, and most of the ones I do like are weird old American sedans and shit (like a Hudson Hornet). But low-key I'd love to own a Mercedes-Benz 190E Cosworth (yes, it's real, look it up), with the dogleg five-speed. But I'd need to live in a much larger urban area, and make far more money, to maintain it. I'll lend you my gold figaro chain to match it, but you have to buy the gold cross necklace yourself.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Aug 10, 2024 17:20:39 GMT -5
Really feels like jean's the only one even trying today
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 10, 2024 17:23:59 GMT -5
Really feels like jean's the only one even trying today I was busy.
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Aug 10, 2024 17:26:32 GMT -5
I don't care about cars that much, and most of the ones I do like are weird old American sedans and shit (like a Hudson Hornet). But low-key I'd love to own a Mercedes-Benz 190E Cosworth (yes, it's real, look it up), with the dogleg five-speed. But I'd need to live in a much larger urban area, and make far more money, to maintain it. I'll lend you my gold figaro chain to match it, but you have to buy the gold cross necklace yourself. Sounds reasonable. Although isn't this the gateway to drinking coffee spiked with ouzo at 1:30 in the afternoon?
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Aug 10, 2024 17:29:15 GMT -5
Been driving stick for 16 years and now Im sick of it. Jesus take the wheel (stick)
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