inheritedhell
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Post by inheritedhell on Aug 11, 2024 6:05:12 GMT -5
Just want someone to drive my stick shift over here
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burp
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Post by burp on Aug 11, 2024 6:13:02 GMT -5
found the sexberg/professor tape
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Aug 11, 2024 6:54:15 GMT -5
Being European is inexcusable in 2024 fuckin sickos Your country was founded by a bunch of euro rejects. So jokes on you ha ha ha ha
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cfloyd3
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Sky Lopez gang
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Post by cfloyd3 on Aug 11, 2024 8:09:53 GMT -5
Driving stick is cool because it forces you to pay more attention to what youβre doing and thus the road. Naw brother I spent years with a beer in my left hand and a fleshlight in the other driving the roads of Maine
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smashedbox
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Post by smashedbox on Aug 11, 2024 8:59:41 GMT -5
love driving stick shift, no Diddy.
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gold soundz
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Post by gold soundz on Aug 11, 2024 10:59:43 GMT -5
There was a rumor that one of my high school classmates was having car sex and his stroke game was so weak that his girl said fuck this and rode the stick shift instead.
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smashedbox
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Post by smashedbox on Aug 11, 2024 11:02:54 GMT -5
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Cucker Tarlson
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FUGG
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Post by Cucker Tarlson on Aug 11, 2024 13:47:41 GMT -5
She's either OCD or she's sitting and spinning on that brake lever. Both are unfortunate, but the latter is slightly more fun.
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sof <3
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friggin dumbass
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Post by sof <3 on Aug 11, 2024 14:04:43 GMT -5
I havenβt been smooched in a few months there I said it hahahahahah
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smashedbox
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Post by smashedbox on Aug 11, 2024 14:37:00 GMT -5
She's either OCD or she's sitting and spinning on that brake lever. Both are unfortunate, but the latter is slightly more fun. drop that O & D and add Ps in their place
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sof <3
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friggin dumbass
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Post by sof <3 on Aug 11, 2024 16:19:43 GMT -5
I havenβt been smooched in a few months there I said it hahahahahah SFB you h avent been smooched in 20 years shut up
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Post by Chiliβs Defence force (CDF) on Aug 11, 2024 16:25:16 GMT -5
Looocked up (Wont let me out)
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Aug 11, 2024 16:27:31 GMT -5
Looocked up (Wont let me out) Rode a rollercoaster with Akon in Disney on my senior trip in 2009
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kwame
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broken ass teeth
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Post by kwame on Aug 11, 2024 18:38:57 GMT -5
Looocked up (Wont let me out) Rode a rollercoaster with Akon in Disney on my senior trip in 2009 how horny was it
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cfloyd3
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Sky Lopez gang
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Post by cfloyd3 on Aug 11, 2024 20:38:00 GMT -5
Soul Survivor wen't hard
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Cholo Molester
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off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Aug 11, 2024 23:44:59 GMT -5
Akon mentioned, obligatory post
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oatmeal
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:-D
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 12, 2024 0:32:49 GMT -5
Meee
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 12, 2024 0:38:32 GMT -5
Akon mentioned, obligatory post
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inheritedhell
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Post by inheritedhell on Aug 12, 2024 7:04:34 GMT -5
Not doing myself any favors browsing Reddit/insta lately
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youthofwhodey
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Post by youthofwhodey on Aug 12, 2024 7:40:16 GMT -5
Got out of horny jail Saturday had a long drunk fuckin marathon. It was awesome.
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Yung Nick
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I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Aug 12, 2024 7:48:53 GMT -5
The ending of the Wild N Out episode with Akon ends with one of the cast members holding a grilled cheese singing, "Bacon and grilled cheese yeah" and it always plays randomly in my mind lol
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Aug 12, 2024 10:07:00 GMT -5
finally out of covid quarantine. Hoping to muster enough energy to kill this 6 day dryspell.
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 12, 2024 11:07:21 GMT -5
finally out of covid quarantine. Hoping to muster enough energy to kill this 6 day dryspell. Baby needs dimples. Do it for baby
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Aug 12, 2024 11:14:44 GMT -5
I've heard women either go crazy or shut down completely when they're pregnant. I've got the latter. My tentative release date from maximum security horny prison is in March. I think I only fucked like three or four times the last time she was pregnant. The whole ordeal gave me monk-like discipline and I think I even got some psychic powers by the end of it. Keep me in your thoughts, especially while you're fucking.
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Aug 12, 2024 12:14:34 GMT -5
I've heard women either go crazy or shut down completely when they're pregnant. I've got the latter. My tentative release date from maximum security horny prison is in March. I think I only fucked like three or four times the last time she was pregnant. The whole ordeal gave me monk-like discipline and I think I even got some psychic powers by the end of it. Keep me in your thoughts, especially while you're fucking. The latter, in my case, and then another year+ afterwardsβtwice. Haha cool!
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Aug 12, 2024 13:44:24 GMT -5
I've heard women either go crazy or shut down completely when they're pregnant. I've got the latter. My tentative release date from maximum security horny prison is in March. I think I only fucked like three or four times the last time she was pregnant. The whole ordeal gave me monk-like discipline and I think I even got some psychic powers by the end of it. Keep me in your thoughts, especially while you're fucking. it definitely dropped down the first trimester simple because i was sick all the time. Now I am back to normal if not worse. I'm a total sex pest.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Aug 12, 2024 14:23:37 GMT -5
I've heard women either go crazy or shut down completely when they're pregnant. I've got the latter. My tentative release date from maximum security horny prison is in March. I think I only fucked like three or four times the last time she was pregnant. The whole ordeal gave me monk-like discipline and I think I even got some psychic powers by the end of it. Keep me in your thoughts, especially while you're fucking. it definitely dropped down the first trimester simple because i was sick all the time. Now I am back to normal if not worse. I'm a total sex pest. GROUP CHAT CAN ATTEST TO THAT
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 12, 2024 15:12:53 GMT -5
L's in chat.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Aug 12, 2024 19:55:17 GMT -5
Update. Im hella gassy, but im gonna try and make my move soon.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Aug 12, 2024 20:30:33 GMT -5
Update: He was downstairs and I sent him βsup? πβ
things escalated quickly and now I will be asleep before 10pm lol
I did not fart, so that was good.
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