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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2024 20:30:41 GMT -5
Update. Im hella gassy, but im gonna try and make my move soon. Ain't nothing wrong with fartin during sex
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burp
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Post by burp on Aug 12, 2024 20:52:56 GMT -5
haven't been horny in a couple a days, must be a record. I've been getting super absorbed into some hobbies the last few days so that's probably why, idk maybe that's what non online perpetually sex obsessed people who lead normal lives are like?? Just goin through life not continually thinking about getting crushed by some huge uns???
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Aug 12, 2024 20:56:50 GMT -5
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Aug 13, 2024 6:35:50 GMT -5
Wasn't in horny jail this weekend but my wife thought I snuck downstairs to jerk it and tried to catch me by initiating when I came back upstairs. Jokes on you I was getting a snack.
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lilgnar
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Post by lilgnar on Aug 13, 2024 20:54:18 GMT -5
I just got back from drunken half naked pier jumping with four girls i work with. Minimal horny feelings because i am trying to behave myself. I had an absolute hog slapping around in my wet underwear. Two of them are super hot to me but i enjoy their friendship and I don’t want to ruin that by crossing that line.
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theywalkedinline
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the search function actually works for me
one of highest quality (and most accessible) M.A. programs in the country
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Post by theywalkedinline on Aug 13, 2024 21:33:27 GMT -5
Damn, TWIL had a good weight cut. This is freaking me out. No one has ever compared me to Pep and I have no idea where they would get that idea.
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Aug 13, 2024 21:48:33 GMT -5
Update. Im hella gassy, but im gonna try and make my move soon. Ain't nothing wrong with f*rtin during sex I have to quite strongly disagree with this.
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 13, 2024 21:53:50 GMT -5
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Aug 13, 2024 22:44:49 GMT -5
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 13, 2024 22:58:38 GMT -5
L's in the chat for Leafy.
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internetbully
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Post by internetbully on Aug 13, 2024 23:09:08 GMT -5
Leafy probably fucked more than chalie
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 13, 2024 23:11:15 GMT -5
Chalz has a stronger chin tho.
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internetbully
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Post by internetbully on Aug 13, 2024 23:15:02 GMT -5
Leafy would never quit board though fuck chalz
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 13, 2024 23:17:39 GMT -5
Only youtube.
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 13, 2024 23:19:25 GMT -5
Update. Im hella gassy, but im gonna try and make my move soon. Ain't nothing wrong with fartin during sex only during anal so his dick will explode
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 13, 2024 23:25:22 GMT -5
Ain't nothing wrong with fartin during sex only during anal so his dick will explode
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burp
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Post by burp on Aug 13, 2024 23:30:31 GMT -5
I always thought the fart would go through the penis and into the balls and make the balls explode
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 13, 2024 23:41:25 GMT -5
I always thought the fart would go through the penis and into the balls and make the balls explode
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gregor
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Post by gregor on Aug 14, 2024 3:53:43 GMT -5
ig mems reminded me I had the most awkward/ boring sex of my life this time 2 years ago
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Aug 14, 2024 7:39:27 GMT -5
My betrothed and I made whoopy in our marital bed this evening Sex for the lord hallelujah
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 14, 2024 7:41:23 GMT -5
Update. Im hella gassy, but im gonna try and make my move soon. Give him pink eye
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Aug 14, 2024 7:56:44 GMT -5
Ain't nothing wrong with f*rtin during sex I have to quite strongly disagree with this. queefs are the only kind that can pass. Smelly gas is not the sex smell I am looking for lol Update. Im hella gassy, but im gonna try and make my move soon. Give him pink eye well, no farts happened. and booty eating does nothing for me, so his face is safe.
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 14, 2024 8:00:53 GMT -5
I have to quite strongly disagree with this. queefs are the only kind that can pass. Smelly gas is not the sex smell I am looking for lol well, no farts happened. and booty eating does nothing for me, so his face is safe. It doesn’t have to be a booty eating arrangement. Just let’rrr rip when he’s in the vicinity and let Jesus take the wheel
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youthofwhodey
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Post by youthofwhodey on Aug 14, 2024 8:17:11 GMT -5
The other night we got home from the show/bar and gf was like "lets fuck" and I secretly had to shit really bad but I just pinched it off and we had a long ass marathon and I didn't even fart once. Proud moment.
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Aug 14, 2024 8:34:57 GMT -5
Been on a vicious jacking off streak every day before work. I wake up forty-five minutes before I have to be in the car and I waste like thirty minutes with that bullshit. It's depressing and I need to make a change, so I'm going to start getting in some Baldur's Gate 3 sessions to start the day off instead. That is way cooler and not something that a loser would do. 👍
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 14, 2024 8:40:20 GMT -5
The other night we got home from the show/bar and gf was like "lets fuck" and I secretly had to shit really bad but I just pinched it off and we had a long ass marathon and I didn't even fart once. Proud moment. Brave move
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Aug 14, 2024 8:47:22 GMT -5
I just got back from drunken half naked pier jumping with four girls i work with. Minimal horny feelings because i am trying to behave myself. I had an absolute hog slapping around in my wet underwear. Two of them are super hot to me but i enjoy their friendship and I don’t want to ruin that by crossing that line. Fuck them and thank me later, preferably together.
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JDS
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Post by JDS on Aug 14, 2024 12:41:02 GMT -5
"do you want to cross that line?"
- Glenn Danzig
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Post by theboneykingofnowher on Aug 14, 2024 12:44:35 GMT -5
Been on a vicious jacking off streak every day before work. I wake up forty-five minutes before I have to be in the car and I waste like thirty minutes with that bullshit. It's depressing and I need to make a change, so I'm going to start getting in some Baldur's Gate 3 sessions to start the day off instead. That is way cooler and not something that a loser would do. 👍 EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT.
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codync
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Post by codync on Aug 14, 2024 12:46:31 GMT -5
pussy so good I fell out the bed
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