Magnum P.P.
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Aug 17, 2024 11:04:33 GMT -5
now i know how narc feels when oatmeal does similar thing. i have a girlfriend!!!
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 17, 2024 11:05:03 GMT -5
some woman brazenly hit on me right in front of mrs. pp the other day. literally the first thing she said to me is "your eyes are so blue" and then proceeded to put her finger underneath my braces and flick them against my body and made some kinda weird groan noise. then i was like "anyway this is my girlfriend" and she proceeded to tell mrs. pp she was the luckiest woman in the world and that i am the most handsome man in the world. she deserved a life sentence with no parole in horny jail. also ran into this woman at the syndrome 81 show last night. didnt realize it was her until after the show was over and everyone was just kinda hanging out. i put a cigarette in my mouth in preparation for a post-gig smoke. this lady walks up takes the cigarette out of my mouth puts it in her mouth and walks away looking back at me as she walks out the door. she didnt even say a word and im not sure what she was expecting??? like are you expecting me to follow you outside and somehow that will lead to us performing coitus or someting??? horny weirdo shit The only thing that's leading too is me getting my cigarette back come hell or high water those shit's are expensive.
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Permβd by God
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Post by Permβd by God on Aug 17, 2024 11:18:04 GMT -5
something must be in the air as some harlots accosted poster nastyy at the gig last weekend!
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oogracieπ»
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Post by oogracieπ» on Aug 17, 2024 11:40:37 GMT -5
some woman brazenly hit on me right in front of mrs. pp the other day. literally the first thing she said to me is "your eyes are so blue" and then proceeded to put her finger underneath my braces and flick them against my body and made some kinda weird groan noise. then i was like "anyway this is my girlfriend" and she proceeded to tell mrs. pp she was the luckiest woman in the world and that i am the most handsome man in the world. she deserved a life sentence with no parole in horny jail. also ran into this woman at the syndrome 81 show last night. didnt realize it was her until after the show was over and everyone was just kinda hanging out. i put a cigarette in my mouth in preparation for a post-gig smoke. this lady walks up takes the cigarette out of my mouth puts it in her mouth and walks away looking back at me as she walks out the door. she didnt even say a word and im not sure what she was expecting??? like are you expecting me to follow you outside and somehow that will lead to us performing coitus or someting??? horny weirdo shit Yooooo, mad respect to her game. Big balls! (Not mad respect for the home wrecking aspect)
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Aug 17, 2024 12:09:17 GMT -5
My hope is for this to become this thread's anthem:
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 17, 2024 12:13:38 GMT -5
Good song.
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inheritedhell
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Post by inheritedhell on Aug 17, 2024 12:29:27 GMT -5
Being hit on is probably cool.
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kwame
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Post by kwame on Aug 17, 2024 12:35:26 GMT -5
kinda horny for this internet funny influencer and a local tattooer too I'm gonna kms I can't get caught up again
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Aug 17, 2024 13:10:21 GMT -5
βInternet funny influencerβ donβt do it kwame!
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Aug 17, 2024 13:22:17 GMT -5
also ran into this woman at the syndrome 81 show last night did they rock
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Aug 17, 2024 13:22:43 GMT -5
βInternet funny influencerβ donβt do it kwame! read this as internet furry influencer
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Aug 17, 2024 13:23:16 GMT -5
βInternet funny influencerβ donβt do it kwame! read this as internet furry influencer that, I would allow
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 17, 2024 13:23:16 GMT -5
something must be in the air as some harlots accosted poster nastyy at the gig last weekend! I snorted
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Magnum P.P.
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Aug 17, 2024 13:33:22 GMT -5
also ran into this woman at the syndrome 81 show last night did they rock they did indeed rock!
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Aug 17, 2024 13:37:32 GMT -5
βInternet funny influencerβ donβt do it kwame! read this as internet furry influencer good username up for grabs
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Aug 17, 2024 13:38:53 GMT -5
something must be in the air as some harlots accosted poster nastyy at the gig last weekend! bro has good taste in music, I'd accost him too if I was a broad!
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Aug 17, 2024 13:44:03 GMT -5
public reminder to everyone that you can get your way on this board for the cost of one (1) XL syndrome 81 shirt
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Aug 17, 2024 13:46:30 GMT -5
I was not horny for a bit until I was driving uber and some thick tattooed chick in a skimpy outfit crossed the street in front of my car last night post is gone now, but before og horny thread got nuked I posted a story from 2022 when I was driving home from work I have to pass through 82nd avenue which is notorious for street walkers, and a car driving in the lane next to me rear ended another car because the driver was too busy checking out a pawg street walker in a see through dress. It was funny as shit cuz I saw him rubberneck and knew it was gunna happen. Fucking rookies π
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 17, 2024 13:49:23 GMT -5
Normalize picking up thicc street walkers
Even the self described ones
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Mr. Dingle Foot
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Aug 17, 2024 13:52:13 GMT -5
something must be in the air as some harlots accosted poster nastyy at the gig last weekend! bro has good taste in music, I'd accost him too if I was abroad! You can do it at home, too.
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Aug 17, 2024 13:54:11 GMT -5
public reminder to everyone that you can get your way on this board for the cost of one (1) XL syndrome 81 shirt word? You for real? Color preference? If I get you more than one, does that mean I get multiple wishes?
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Aug 17, 2024 14:07:00 GMT -5
public reminder to everyone that you can get your way on this board for the cost of one (1) XL syndrome 81 shirt word? You for real? Color preference? If I get you more than one, does that mean I get multiple wishes? i would prefer the cover art one and i wear almost exclusively black other requests will be considered
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2024 14:39:31 GMT -5
I was not horny for a bit until I was driving uber and some thick tattooed chick in a skimpy outfit crossed the street in front of my car last nightΒ post is gone now, but before og horny thread got nuked I posted a story from 2022 when I was driving home from work I have to pass through 82nd avenue which is notorious for street walkers, and a car driving in the lane next to me rear ended another car because the driver was too busy checking out a pawg street walker in a see through dress. It was funny as shit cuz I saw him rubberneck and knew it was gunna happen. Fucking rookies πΒ understandable, every working girl iβve seen on 82nd is stunning.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Aug 17, 2024 15:10:30 GMT -5
some woman brazenly hit on me right in front of mrs. pp the other day. literally the first thing she said to me is "your eyes are so blue" and then proceeded to put her finger underneath my braces and flick them against my body and made some kinda weird groan noise. then i was like "anyway this is my girlfriend" and she proceeded to tell mrs. pp she was the luckiest woman in the world and that i am the most handsome man in the world. she deserved a life sentence with no parole in horny jail. also ran into this woman at the syndrome 81 show last night. didnt realize it was her until after the show was over and everyone was just kinda hanging out. i put a cigarette in my mouth in preparation for a post-gig smoke. this lady walks up takes the cigarette out of my mouth puts it in her mouth and walks away looking back at me as she walks out the door. she didnt even say a word and im not sure what she was expecting??? like are you expecting me to follow you outside and somehow that will lead to us performing coitus or someting??? horny weirdo shit Minimum: free cigarette Maximum: free pp I like the play
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Aug 17, 2024 15:32:19 GMT -5
post is gone now, but before og horny thread got nuked I posted a story from 2022 when I was driving home from work I have to pass through 82nd avenue which is notorious for street walkers, and a car driving in the lane next to me rear ended another car because the driver was too busy checking out a pawg street walker in a see through dress. It was funny as shit cuz I saw him rubberneck and knew it was gunna happen. Fucking rookies πΒ understandable, every working girl iβve seen on 82nd is stunning. Itβs died down now, but summer 22 and 23 from Sandy to Johnson Creek Blvd it was like driving through a strip club. I posted about it in the commute thread but Iβd just chill in traffic and flirt with the girls lol.
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Post by coconut al on Aug 17, 2024 16:14:59 GMT -5
something must be in the air as some harlots accosted poster nastyy at the gig last weekend! summer is almost over and it's about to be cuffing season these women aren't doing anything wrong
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 17, 2024 16:22:14 GMT -5
something must be in the air as some harlots accosted poster nastyy at the gig last weekend! summer is almost over and it's about to be cuffing season these women aren't doing anything wrong let him expose himself for the womxn hater he is
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Permβd by God
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Post by Permβd by God on Aug 17, 2024 17:17:05 GMT -5
summer is almost over and it's about to be cuffing season these women aren't doing anything wrong let him expose himself I have a girlfriend
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Post by youthofwhodey on Aug 17, 2024 17:20:21 GMT -5
something must be in the air as some harlots accosted poster nastyy at the gig last weekend! bro has good taste in music, I'd accost him too if I was a broad! Its the majestic mustache on top of bein handsome that makes the ladies levees open for poster Nasty
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 17, 2024 17:38:08 GMT -5
I can picture you as a 80βs trench coat flasher
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