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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Aug 14, 2024 14:34:44 GMT -5
From this: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT. To this: pussy so good I fell out the bed Is hilarious timing
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2024 14:47:32 GMT -5
Every morning something something something something something something FOUR POST BED
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Aug 14, 2024 15:08:14 GMT -5
Been on a vicious jacking off streak every day before work. I wake up forty-five minutes before I have to be in the car and I waste like thirty minutes with that bullshit. It's depressing and I need to make a change, so I'm going to start getting in some Baldur's Gate 3 sessions to start the day off instead. That is way cooler and not something that a loser would do. 👍 EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT. I ain't doing all of that.
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Post by theboneykingofnowher on Aug 14, 2024 15:33:56 GMT -5
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT. I ain't doing all of that. same amount of work as playing Baldur’s Gate 3 or surfing for the perfect thing to shot your shoot, but more fun!
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 14, 2024 15:41:41 GMT -5
You somehow found a way to make Baldur's Gate 3 the least nerdy option.
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Aug 16, 2024 16:49:04 GMT -5
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Aug 16, 2024 16:59:01 GMT -5
why do they say corn on IG/twitter now?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2024 19:22:12 GMT -5
why do they say corn on IG/twitter now? it’s that puritanical brainrot
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Aug 16, 2024 19:25:52 GMT -5
wen't to Saver's earlier and bought this mug. I also found a cup that featured some tiddies, but I didn't get it.
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Post by ITID on Aug 16, 2024 19:29:24 GMT -5
why do they say corn on IG/twitter now? Prolly has to do w how algos interact w certain words like porn
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Aug 16, 2024 19:33:59 GMT -5
Algo's really desighned for maximum bitch-ass, huh?
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Aug 16, 2024 19:36:23 GMT -5
Some museum in Seattle recently used “unalived himself”(dumb TikTok phrase the youth loves) instead of “suicide” or “killed himself” w/rt/t Kurt Cobain on a new plaque about him. And got roasted about it on X(formerly Twitter), The Everything App.
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 16, 2024 19:42:58 GMT -5
You can’t even say “gay” on tiktok without getting your comment deleted
Context doesn’t matter It’s insane
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2024 20:09:50 GMT -5
Who'dve guessed the way China got us was through corporate censorship
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Post by burp on Aug 16, 2024 20:14:08 GMT -5
I can't even get horny for tiktok because it's too annoying
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Aug 16, 2024 20:15:49 GMT -5
You can’t even say “gay” on tiktok without getting your comment deleted Context doesn’t matter It’s insane that's gay
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Post by antipasto on Aug 16, 2024 20:17:06 GMT -5
We should ban tiktok
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Aug 16, 2024 20:46:12 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2024 21:10:29 GMT -5
Have you heard about this folks? Few people are saying it's spyware, we should ban it... a lot of people... not me, but a lot of people...
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Post by cum on Aug 16, 2024 22:06:43 GMT -5
Got horny the other day didn’t like it pissed me off
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Post by internetbully on Aug 16, 2024 22:23:41 GMT -5
Got horny the other day didn’t like it pissed me off D I D You C U M ?
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Post by internetbully on Aug 16, 2024 22:29:04 GMT -5
Sydney Sweeney
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Post by Hotdogscominurway on Aug 16, 2024 22:30:19 GMT -5
It’s almost midnight. The horny is about to become released
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Post by oogracie👻 on Aug 16, 2024 22:30:20 GMT -5
On another planet. Insanity level hotness.
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Post by internetbully on Aug 16, 2024 22:31:05 GMT -5
It’s almost midnight. The horny is about to become released Way ahead of u bud already released it 👍
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Post by tandoori jones on Aug 17, 2024 7:46:46 GMT -5
Just want someone to drive my stick shift over here
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Aug 17, 2024 9:09:41 GMT -5
realized lately that i am terminally horny and thinkin about fuckin like 90% of the time and that i am literally so horny all the time that it is genuinely affecting my quality of life. i am swearing off fuckin and jackin my shit for at least a few hours
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Post by youthofwhodey on Aug 17, 2024 9:19:21 GMT -5
I was not horny for a bit until I was driving uber and some thick tattooed chick in a skimpy outfit crossed the street in front of my car last night
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 17, 2024 9:39:36 GMT -5
Just want someone to drive my stick shift over here So did they call an ambulance or did they just tell the guy in the pick up to punch it?
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Aug 17, 2024 11:01:43 GMT -5
Never been told I have nice hands (probably because I don't), but I've gotten compliments on my eyes before. One woman actually took my glasses off and said something to the effect of "let's see how blue* your eyes really are," as in a TV movie or that NewsRadio episode. It was weird, and not especially sexy. * They're green, or grey. New York State says they're GR. They're not blue. some woman brazenly hit on me right in front of mrs. pp the other day. literally the first thing she said to me is "your eyes are so blue" and then proceeded to put her finger underneath my braces and flick them against my body and made some kinda weird groan noise. then i was like "anyway this is my girlfriend" and she proceeded to tell mrs. pp she was the luckiest woman in the world and that i am the most handsome man in the world. she deserved a life sentence with no parole in horny jail. also ran into this woman at the syndrome 81 show last night. didnt realize it was her until after the show was over and everyone was just kinda hanging out. i put a cigarette in my mouth in preparation for a post-gig smoke. this lady walks up takes the cigarette out of my mouth puts it in her mouth and walks away looking back at me as she walks out the door. she didnt even say a word and im not sure what she was expecting??? like are you expecting me to follow you outside and somehow that will lead to us performing coitus or someting??? horny weirdo shit
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