Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Aug 22, 2024 14:37:53 GMT -5
been seeing someone for 3 weeks now
finally got to hit it raw earlier this week and it ended with a creampie lol π pulling out is for cowards
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Aug 22, 2024 14:45:04 GMT -5
Y'all not been horny lately. Why this thread so dormant? I think my testosterone finally leveled off
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 22, 2024 14:47:12 GMT -5
been seeing someone for 3 weeks now finally got to hit it raw earlier this week and it ended with a creampie lolΒ π pulling out is for cowards twu
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Aug 22, 2024 15:58:28 GMT -5
Y'all not been horny lately. Why this thread so dormant? jerking two handed... can't type You've to learn to switch hit, my dude. It's worked wonders for me.
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 22, 2024 16:11:47 GMT -5
Who else is breaking out of horny jail tomorrow?
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bennybroll
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Post by bennybroll on Aug 22, 2024 17:05:52 GMT -5
Who else is breaking out of horny jail tomorrow? I wish. Be free!
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Aug 22, 2024 17:16:51 GMT -5
I pulled a Shawshank redemption late last night
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Aug 22, 2024 17:29:45 GMT -5
this the shit i'm on these days I need to dial this down. The neighbors will complain. ... Nah. Fuck 'em.
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Aug 22, 2024 17:43:29 GMT -5
Y'all not been horny lately. Why this thread so dormant? I think my testosterone finally leveled off Tim, how do you feel about prime Jayden Jaymes or Shyla Stylez, do you think they belong in the GOAT conversation as far as early 2000's stars go?
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oogracieπ»
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Post by oogracieπ» on Aug 22, 2024 17:56:29 GMT -5
I would be mortified if my neighbors heard me
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Aug 22, 2024 17:58:31 GMT -5
Jayden jaymes prolly has the greatest fake tits of all time but the answer is ava addams Hahaha lol I'm just kidding commercial, mass produced pornography is harmful for body images, misogynistic and anti-feminist. I wouldn't know anything about that stuff hahaha
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carl carlson
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Post by carl carlson on Aug 22, 2024 18:06:13 GMT -5
gonna pour one out for ol shyla tonight rest in power babe
and by pour one out i mean a load
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Aug 22, 2024 18:58:07 GMT -5
I would be mortified if my neighbors heard me I donβt care much if they hear me having sexβ¦ but masturbating is a horse of a different colour.
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burp
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Post by burp on Aug 22, 2024 19:01:30 GMT -5
I had a landlord that uncomfortably tried to tell us he heard us up all night fuckin
not that weird
because we were fuckin
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Aug 22, 2024 19:25:01 GMT -5
Years ago my ex left the wooden door of her apartment open on accident and at least a few of her neighbors heard us having sex on the couch. Couch sex rocks.
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Post by β Bob Loblaw β on Aug 22, 2024 20:04:23 GMT -5
been seeing someone for 3 weeks now finally got to hit it raw earlier this week and it ended with a creampie lol π pulling out is for cowards I need this again in my life real bad. Last girlie told me sheβd just started taking the pill in the middle of a drunken sesh and I almost fist pumped right through my dry wall.
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 22, 2024 20:15:02 GMT -5
been seeing someone for 3 weeks now finally got to hit it raw earlier this week and it ended with a creampie lolΒ π pulling out is for cowards I need this again in my life real bad. Last girlie told me shed just started talking the pill in the middle of a drunken sesh and I almost fist pumped right through my dry wall. Going back to wrapping it after 10+ years not needing one has been a real bummer
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 22, 2024 20:32:51 GMT -5
I think my testosterone finally leveled off Tim, how do you feel about prime Jayden Jaymes or Shyla Stylez, do you think they belong in the GOAT conversation as far as early 2000's stars go? I legitimately can't believe women have sex with you
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Aug 22, 2024 20:46:15 GMT -5
Tim, how do you feel about prime Jayden Jaymes or Shyla Stylez, do you think they belong in the GOAT conversation as far as early 2000's stars go? I legitimately can't believe women have sex with you Lmao watching porn as a teenager is weird to you? Stop trying so hard. β π
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 22, 2024 20:47:57 GMT -5
Oh no she died
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 22, 2024 20:49:28 GMT -5
Calling it a creampie is weird to me. Middle school porn addict behavior. Just say you came inside her like an adult.
Do you model your entire life after Judd Apatow movies?
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sof <3
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Post by sof <3 on Aug 22, 2024 20:50:24 GMT -5
Jayden jaymes prolly has the greatest fake tits of all time but the answer is ava addams Hahaha lol I'm just kidding commercial, mass produced pornography is harmful for body images, misogynistic and anti-feminist. I wouldn't know anything about that stuff hahaha first time in board history I almost gave the "like" for the spoiler content and rescinded for which came b4... reverse double backflip dislike
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 22, 2024 20:52:48 GMT -5
"What's up board is life I just jizzed on this prime fat filipina bitch!!! It was so epic and awesomesauce! Then I high fived all my bros and we crushed some modelos and they said fuck yeah bro you came on that bitch!!!"
This is what all your posts read like to me
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 22, 2024 20:55:43 GMT -5
Just my apinion nothing personal but it needed to be said
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 22, 2024 20:57:37 GMT -5
this prime fat filipina bitch Need her
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Aug 22, 2024 21:03:19 GMT -5
"What's up board is life I just jizzed on this prime fat filipina bitch!!! It was so epic and awesomesauce! Then I high fived all my bros and we crushed some modelos and they said fuck yeah bro you came on that bitch!!!" This is what all your posts read like to me This sounds like a perfect evening.
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sof <3
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Post by sof <3 on Aug 22, 2024 21:03:52 GMT -5
being horny on main is unbecumming
good joke rite(but I really do believe this)
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 22, 2024 21:04:25 GMT -5
being horny on main is unbecumming good joke rite(but I really do believe this) laughed so hard I pissed myself and pissed all over my bed thanks Sofia
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sof <3
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Post by sof <3 on Aug 22, 2024 21:05:33 GMT -5
they dont call me piss pants peeters for nothin
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Post by burp on Aug 22, 2024 21:10:37 GMT -5
women be all: I have a dude in my phone simply named "curved", one named "bitey", another one named long tom (name isn't tom), and one guy I have named "do not text this number unless" and yesterday I taught myself how to cum just by squeezing my thighs oh and today the construction workers came into the office today to do some work and I couldn't stand up to greet them because I think I was leaking pussy juice through my pants staring at their big man asses, and yet they have the audacity to call men weird! We're just out here trying to get good some clean suck suck like everyone else dammit.
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