sof <3
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Post by sof <3 on Aug 22, 2024 21:12:12 GMT -5
liked for everything but the last part it is time for society wide matriarchal sexual domination sry bud its a gurls wurld
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burp
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Post by burp on Aug 22, 2024 21:13:00 GMT -5
liked for everything but the last part it is time for society wide matriarchal sexual domination sry bud its a gurls wurld
I strongly agree!!!
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sof <3
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Post by sof <3 on Aug 22, 2024 21:13:25 GMT -5
hell ya
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Aug 22, 2024 21:15:06 GMT -5
Wait Jean got triggered over the usage of the term “creampie” lmao horny thread is over. The woke mob strikes again, folks!
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 22, 2024 21:16:00 GMT -5
I couldn't stand up to greet them because I think I was leaking pussy juice through my pants staring at their big man asses No woman has ever said anything remotely similar to this
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sof <3
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Post by sof <3 on Aug 22, 2024 21:16:19 GMT -5
i do not enjoy the word creampie myself but carry on we r all #pornpilled (not me)
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Post by oogracie👻 on Aug 22, 2024 21:17:55 GMT -5
I couldn't stand up to greet them because I think I was leaking pussy juice through my pants staring at their big man asses No woman has ever said anything remotely similar to this Idk, staring at big man asses is a beloved pastime of mine.
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 22, 2024 21:18:47 GMT -5
No woman has ever said anything remotely similar to this Idk, staring at big man asses is a beloved pastime of mine. Has it ever pushed you to “leaking”?
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burp
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Post by burp on Aug 22, 2024 21:19:45 GMT -5
I couldn't stand up to greet them because I think I was leaking pussy juice through my pants staring at their big man asses No woman has ever said anything remotely similar to this
I've been lied to by bawdy slice-of-life romance manga!
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Aug 22, 2024 21:20:15 GMT -5
Depends, how big?
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Aug 22, 2024 21:26:17 GMT -5
being horny on main is unbecumming good joke rite(but I really do believe this) laughed so hard I pissed myself and pissed all over my bed thanks Sofia Are you sure it wasn’t squirt?
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 22, 2024 21:27:21 GMT -5
I couldn't stand up to greet them because I think I was leaking pussy juice through my pants staring at their big man asses No woman has ever said anything remotely similar to this I have. He read me tbh
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 22, 2024 21:28:13 GMT -5
You gals are freaky deaky!!! Wowza!!!!!
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 22, 2024 21:28:29 GMT -5
laughed so hard I pissed myself and pissed all over my bed thanks Sofia Are you sure it wasn’t squirt? it was.
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sof <3
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Post by sof <3 on Aug 22, 2024 21:28:47 GMT -5
Okay it's the horny thread and it's time I stop derailing this thing
I would like to take things slow and begin with a smooch
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 22, 2024 21:29:43 GMT -5
Me sleeping with a BILer: take that helmet off and let’s get to work 😈😈
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sof <3
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Post by sof <3 on Aug 22, 2024 21:30:52 GMT -5
Okay it's the horny thread and it's time I stop derailing this thing I would like to take things slow and begin with a smooch lorraine if youre reading this.......................... i know youre not the best texter but........................
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Aug 22, 2024 21:38:10 GMT -5
Jayden jaymes prolly has the greatest fake tits of all time but the answer is ava addams Hahaha lol I'm just kidding commercial, mass produced pornography is harmful for body images, misogynistic and anti-feminist. I wouldn't know anything about that stuff hahaha first time in board history I almost gave the "like" for the spoiler content and rescinded for which came b4... reverse double backflip dislike The simple act of being is v complicated, sofs
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BloodFarts2
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Post by BloodFarts2 on Aug 22, 2024 21:38:18 GMT -5
Let’s say Jose Canseco sized
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Post by oogracie👻 on Aug 22, 2024 21:40:03 GMT -5
Any baseball ass, i’m in.
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Post by inheritedhell on Aug 22, 2024 21:41:05 GMT -5
Was locked up so long I’ve just gotten past it.
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 22, 2024 21:42:25 GMT -5
Okay it's the horny thread and it's time I stop derailing this thing I would like to take things slow and begin with a smooch 2. Add chopped tomatoes
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Post by Tstigz on Aug 22, 2024 21:52:59 GMT -5
Bought a vole trap they’re tearing up the side of my yard but it’s looking pretty fine someone talk me out of stickin it in the VT 😭
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Post by burp on Aug 22, 2024 22:50:08 GMT -5
well this is the most effort I'm putting in to this
had a coworker who actually used to read this kinda shit at her desk lmao
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Post by mistah like ur post on Aug 22, 2024 23:11:02 GMT -5
First time long time poster.
Does the Skyrizi jingle get anyone else all hot and bothered? Never had plaque psoriasis but enjoy that song a lot until the woman starts takling.
I'm an outdoorsy guy and all but I'm having second thoughts about playing cornhole with a gal I've fancied.
Take my answer off the air.
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burp
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Post by burp on Aug 22, 2024 23:14:17 GMT -5
I think that's his daughter
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Post by burp on Aug 22, 2024 23:16:04 GMT -5
if we're on the topic of weird shit that gets you going
play that shit with headphones and tell me those double stops don't get all cartoon horny wolf
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Post by mistah like ur post on Aug 22, 2024 23:27:50 GMT -5
if we're on the topic of weird shit that gets you going
play that shit with headphones and tell me those double stops don't get all cartoon horny wolf
I admire a curly haired bass playing herringbone trousered dumper just as much as any man but no I am no Tex Avery wolf for this.
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burp
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Post by burp on Aug 22, 2024 23:29:11 GMT -5
u gotta listen bro u gotta really listen!!!
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 22, 2024 23:45:08 GMT -5
well this is the most effort I'm putting in to this had a coworker who actually used to read this kinda shit at her desk lmao what the FUCK is that
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