The Last Online Marxist
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friggin dumbass
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Jul 1, 2024 0:48:04 GMT -5
Me rn π
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Post by Chiliβs Defence force (CDF) on Jul 1, 2024 1:26:35 GMT -5
Iβm horny and I canβt get out!
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Jack Hard
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Post by Jack Hard on Jul 1, 2024 7:11:11 GMT -5
The normalization of sex toys is awesome. My life motto |
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gold soundz
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Post by gold soundz on Jul 1, 2024 7:30:11 GMT -5
For some reason tropical destinations always do it to me. Spent the past four days horny as hell in Costa Rica but was also on my worst behavior and therefore could not attain the ass I craved. Finally straightened up and fucked multiple times like I was going to war, great stuff but Iβm still randy as hell. This sucks.
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itii
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Post by itii on Jul 1, 2024 10:53:34 GMT -5
Texas porn restrictions has me jerking off to a dead person today. Is this what you wanted, greg abbott!
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 1, 2024 10:53:54 GMT -5
Hol up
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Post by fishtalk - certified baddie on Jul 1, 2024 10:57:29 GMT -5
 I jerk off to dead people. |
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 1, 2024 11:53:10 GMT -5
Texas porn restrictions has me jerking off to a dead person today. Is this what you wanted, greg abbott! What |
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inheritedhell
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Post by inheritedhell on Jul 1, 2024 12:05:15 GMT -5
That's pretty much it. I was at work and a coworker suggested it and then after work a regular just straight asked if they could s my d. Renewed gym time and a good haircut already paying off I guess I have never been in a situation like this. Let alone twice in one day. |
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itii
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Post by itii on Jul 1, 2024 12:13:04 GMT -5
That's pretty much it. I was at work and a coworker suggested it and then after work a regular just straight asked if they could s my d. Renewed gym time and a good haircut already paying off I guess I have never been in a situation like this. Let alone twice in one day. Pretty sure it's a pb but, I dunno, hang out with sluttier people and be a tease? |
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carl carlson
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Post by carl carlson on Jul 1, 2024 12:16:00 GMT -5
do hangovers make anyone else horny
and depressed
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Jul 1, 2024 12:26:32 GMT -5
do hangovers make anyone else horny and depressed Yeah I get mad horny when Iβm hungover. Itβs also about the only instance when I cry to sad parts in movies. Guess hangovers make emotional and horny. |
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youthofwhodey
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Post by youthofwhodey on Jul 1, 2024 14:29:33 GMT -5
Texas porn restrictions has me jerking off to a dead person today. Is this what you wanted, greg abbott! There's loopholes like reddit or twitter you could use |
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Post by β Bob Loblaw β on Jul 1, 2024 14:38:23 GMT -5
If I lived in Texas Iβd be making daily trips across state lines with iPhone in hand, fully charged, fully torqued
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Jul 1, 2024 14:38:36 GMT -5
Right? I only fuck with Reddit/Twitter unless theres someone I am really wanting to watch 13 minutes of. Ive got the house to myself tonight until 8pm, definitely firing up the ipad.
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 1, 2024 14:43:42 GMT -5
reddit: goat for amateur porno, woat for hardcore
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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IM ME, I DO ME, AND I CHILL.
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Jul 1, 2024 14:43:48 GMT -5
Tim do you want me to screen record some choice porno and send it to you??? Would that work?
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 1, 2024 14:44:24 GMT -5
Tim do you want me to screen record some choice porno and send it to you??? Would that work? this is a beautiful testament to friendship |
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xkingbuzzox
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Post by xkingbuzzox on Jul 1, 2024 14:45:14 GMT -5
I'd have gotten a VPN already. Pay to cum.
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itii
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Post by itii on Jul 1, 2024 14:48:20 GMT -5
Texas porn restrictions has me jerking off to a dead person today. Is this what you wanted, greg abbott! There's loopholes like reddit or twitter you could use Even reddit has some hang ups. Mostly though if I'm jerkin in the morning, its perfunctory and I'm not trying to dig through threads. And I see a lot of judgey people not recognizing the incredibly high mortality rate among sex workers  |
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itii
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Post by itii on Jul 1, 2024 14:50:00 GMT -5
Tim do you want me to screen record some choice porno and send it to you??? Would that work? I love you, trev, but I'm not sure I'm ready to be that vulnerable |
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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IM ME, I DO ME, AND I CHILL.
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Jul 1, 2024 14:56:22 GMT -5
Tim do you want me to screen record some choice porno and send it to you??? Would that work? this is a beautiful testament to friendship Sometimes your boy needs money, sometime they need a 480p recording of a Mia Malikova comp so they go psycho mode on their shit. Service to others is what lifeβs all about. |
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xkingbuzzox
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Post by xkingbuzzox on Jul 1, 2024 14:57:20 GMT -5
There's loopholes like reddit or twitter you could use Even reddit has some hang ups. Mostly though if I'm jerkin in the morning, its perfunctory and I'm not trying to dig through threads. And I see a lot of judgey people not recognizing the incredibly high mortality rate among sex workers But which dead person are you jerking to? I won't lie, I recently rubbed one out to Cody Lane. Kinda like pouring out some of your 40 for a dead homie. |
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Jul 1, 2024 14:58:00 GMT -5
Does that count as being Eskimo bros
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Jul 1, 2024 15:01:56 GMT -5
have you tried beating off to your imagination?
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 1, 2024 15:07:11 GMT -5
have you tried beating off to your imagination? Theres plenty of posts on board about how u dominate and blow out the goc for inspo |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Jul 1, 2024 16:11:26 GMT -5
How about a nice erotic novella?
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jul 1, 2024 16:16:56 GMT -5
And I see a lot of judgey people not recognizing the incredibly high mortality rate among sex workers Your post nut clarity is oddly guilty ridden |
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jul 1, 2024 16:29:06 GMT -5
I have some Victorian era based romance novels that are like βHe ripped her bodice open to expose her heaving bosom and her lifted her skirts to slide his throbbing swollen sword into her slick warm sheath.β if you want to borrow them.
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Jul 1, 2024 16:32:26 GMT -5
victorian-era chalie ass prose
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