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Post by nastyy on Jul 1, 2024 16:34:59 GMT -5
I have some Victorian era based romance novels that are like βHe ripped her bodice open to expose her heaving bosom and her lifted her skirts to slide his throbbing swollen sword into her slick warm sheath.β if you want to borrow them. i'll take these |
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Post by xkingbuzzox on Jul 1, 2024 16:41:38 GMT -5
How about a nice erotic novella? At the rehab program I was sentenced to, the staff were mostly girls who clearly had self esteem issues and I made friends with one of them. Eventually she started bringing me books to read and they were for sure no bunkies allowed books. Sadly it was all open dorm there. |
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Jul 1, 2024 16:42:40 GMT -5
have you tried beating off to your imagination? i unironically do this |
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Jul 1, 2024 16:44:48 GMT -5
the mind is a powerful gift... dont let it go to waste
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Post by itii on Jul 1, 2024 16:52:11 GMT -5
And I see a lot of judgey people not recognizing the incredibly high mortality rate among sex workers  Your post nut clarity is oddly guilty ridden Finding humor in the unintended outcomes of restricting access to vice is not guilt, patrick. |
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Post by Pat on Jul 1, 2024 16:56:43 GMT -5
Your post nut clarity is oddly guilty ridden Finding humor in the unintended outcomes of restricting access to vice is not guilt, patrick. Kink shaming others for not giving a fuck sure is though. |
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Post by itii on Jul 1, 2024 17:01:20 GMT -5
Finding humor in the unintended outcomes of restricting access to vice is not guilt, patrick. Kink shaming others for not giving a fuck sure is though. Ohhhhh, this about you. Sorry didn't mean to |
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 1, 2024 17:05:08 GMT -5
have you tried beating off to your imagination? i unironically do this Me too Past experiences or I can make them up as I go along You must also have a very strong minds eye |
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jul 1, 2024 17:12:20 GMT -5
I have some Victorian era based romance novels that are like βHe ripped her bodice open to expose her heaving bosom and her lifted her skirts to slide his throbbing swollen sword into her slick warm sheath.β if you want to borrow them. i'll take these Ok! Just ignore the highlighted/bookmarked sections. π Have you considered a side gig of posing for covers? Although it does seem like theyβve really gone downhill since Fabioβs heyday  His hair Lol |
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Post by antipasto on Jul 1, 2024 17:21:26 GMT -5
The HR lady at my last job (Deb) was married to a handsome old man that used to pose for romance novels. They would dance together at the Christmas parties and it was always cute as hell
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jul 1, 2024 17:26:14 GMT -5
The HR lady at me last job (Deb) was married to a handsome old man that used to pose for romance novels. They would dance together at the Christmas parties and it was always cute as hell awwww. was this the sex doll place? Lol |
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Post by antipasto on Jul 1, 2024 17:31:49 GMT -5
The HR lady at me last job (Deb) was married to a handsome old man that used to pose for romance novels. They would dance together at the Christmas parties and it was always cute as hell awwww. was this the sex doll place? Lol Haha yeah. She was a very kind person but HR at a place like that was pretty useless |
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Jul 1, 2024 18:20:02 GMT -5
Iβm gonna become hot enough to make up for being a pretty weird lay
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Jul 1, 2024 18:28:53 GMT -5
Me too Past experiences or I can make them up as I go along You must also have a very strong minds eye the artist's vision not everyone is gifted |
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Post by itii on Jul 1, 2024 18:43:16 GMT -5
Iβm gonna become hot enough to make up for being a pretty weird lay Love to see female privilege goals |
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Post by fishtalk - certified baddie on Jul 1, 2024 18:56:55 GMT -5
wen't to my friendβs side-pieceβs place tonight and while he was in the washroom she gave me her number and said we should hang out sometime. Not sure if this is some sort of loyalty test?? Might have to ask for his blessing. Update - I think my buddy is trying to unload his side piece on me. |
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 1, 2024 18:59:48 GMT -5
wen't to my friendβs side-pieceβs place tonight and while he was in the washroom she gave me her number and said we should hang out sometime. Not sure if this is some sort of loyalty test?? Might have to ask for his blessing. Update - I think my buddy is trying to unload his side piece on me. I'm happy there's an update to this saga |
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Post by itii on Jul 1, 2024 19:01:57 GMT -5
wen't to my friendβs side-pieceβs place tonight and while he was in the washroom she gave me her number and said we should hang out sometime. Not sure if this is some sort of loyalty test?? Might have to ask for his blessing. Update - I think my buddy is trying to unload his side piece on me. Lolololol |
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Post by pisswizard on Jul 1, 2024 19:04:11 GMT -5
Sent another nice photo of myself with my dick all hard to my friend but she hasnβt opened it yet. I hope she sends me her titties again.
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Jul 1, 2024 19:12:52 GMT -5
Sent another nice photo of myself with my dick all hard to my friend but she hasnβt opened it yet. I hope she sends me her titties again. u can just do that? |
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Post by beowulf on Jul 1, 2024 19:21:26 GMT -5
Here is a (translation) of a sonnet by Aretino from the 16th century I found today:
[He:] Let's fuck, my love, let's fuck now
Since we were all born to fuck
And if you adore the cock, I love the cunt
And the world wouldn't be worth a fuck without this.
And if it were decent to fuck postmortem
I'd say let's fuck so much we die of it
And then we can fuck Eve and Adam
Who found death so indecent;
[She:] It's really true that if those rogues
Had not eaten that traitorous apple
I know that lovers would satisfy all of their desires.
But let's stop this babbling and ram your cock
Into me up to my heart, and do it so that my spirit
Bursts there, on which a cock now is born, and now dies.
And if it is possible
Don't keep your balls out of my cunt
Witneesses of every fucking pleasure.
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Post by pisswizard on Jul 1, 2024 19:25:27 GMT -5
Sent another nice photo of myself with my dick all hard to my friend but she hasnβt opened it yet. I hope she sends me her titties again. u can just do that? With her I can. Itβs not like I just shoot dick pics to unsuspecting people. |
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Jul 1, 2024 19:28:11 GMT -5
prude haha sike
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 1, 2024 19:30:24 GMT -5
Me too Past experiences or I can make them up as I go along You must also have a very strong minds eye the artist's vision not everyone is gifted how it feels to mind cum  |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Jul 2, 2024 2:51:52 GMT -5
Are peoples brains really so fried that tugging one out to your imagination is seen as a complicated thing to do? Or is it too early in euroland for me to understand sarcasm?
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Post by pisswizard on Jul 2, 2024 2:58:29 GMT -5
Sent another nice photo of myself with my dick all hard to my friend but she hasnβt opened it yet. I hope she sends me her titties again. She hasnβt opened it still lol |
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Post by lilpat on Jul 2, 2024 6:52:21 GMT -5
Are peoples brains really so fried that tugging one out to your imagination is seen as a complicated thing to do? Or is it too early in euroland for me to understand sarcasm? no, itβs just that using your imagination is for women |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2024 7:20:10 GMT -5
Have none of you been to literotica
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Jul 2, 2024 7:24:38 GMT -5
Ngl I read a thriller from this author known for steamy romance and the sex scenes definitely did something for me
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Post by antipasto on Jul 2, 2024 7:31:17 GMT -5
I found online erotica way before I found porn, so there were like 2 years where I was cranking it exclusively to words
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