MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Mar 9, 2024 19:58:13 GMT -5
Sean getting out of their rural shithole to berry their sword in aching Lolita puss is the love story we all deserve (Should be able to stop referring to it as "puss" by like Wednesday)  |
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Mar 9, 2024 20:05:30 GMT -5
Iβm just an underage missus, standing in front of a phat assβd sean, asking them to bend me over grab me by the ass and use me whenever they want |
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zaph
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i don't live to live, homie
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Post by zaph on Mar 9, 2024 20:17:54 GMT -5
i haven't j/o in a week. i gotta get off the sertraline.
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Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on Mar 9, 2024 20:23:55 GMT -5
I agree. I need some money. Letβs do this "I need money to visit my much younger girlfriend"--a rare thing that is legit from Sean |
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burp
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Post by burp on Mar 9, 2024 20:27:28 GMT -5
excuse me can we put the H0RNY back in H0RNY JAIL thread thank
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Mar 9, 2024 20:43:27 GMT -5
excuse me can we put the H0RNY back in H0RNY JAIL thread thank
Now weβre talking. Hereβs me and the homie Jimmy in this very room  |
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Mar 9, 2024 20:51:39 GMT -5
I had a coworker named Sean and he was a total pedophile Hey wait a secondβ¦ youβre how old there? Where the fuck do you find your jobs |
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Mar 9, 2024 20:53:04 GMT -5
I had a coworker named Sean and he was a total pedophile Hey wait a secondβ¦ youβre how old there? Where the fuck do you find your jobs They were all from the same job (see above post) |
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burp
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Post by burp on Mar 9, 2024 21:02:08 GMT -5
who out there watching xev bellringer in 2024
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itii
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Post by itii on Mar 9, 2024 21:06:41 GMT -5
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Mar 9, 2024 21:12:57 GMT -5
Sean getting out of their rural shithole to berry their sword in aching Lolita puss is the love story we all deserve (Should be able to stop referring to it as "puss" by like Wednesday) gash is the preferred nomenclature, dude |
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Mar 9, 2024 21:16:56 GMT -5
hung out with a girl last night and she joked about selling feet pics and iβm like im not even into feet but ill go absolutely apeshit on your feet bitch
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Post by Talentless Elvis Costello on Mar 9, 2024 21:30:01 GMT -5
jean i'll come over and read pisswizards posts to you
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Mar 9, 2024 21:42:46 GMT -5
who out there watching xev bellringer in 2024 Sometimes. Why? |
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Mar 9, 2024 21:48:14 GMT -5
Tis a shame Sir Chalz gave up the ghost before Jeanβs arrival to board, to think he couldβve serenaded her and kept her out of Seanβs reach.
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cerotolerance
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Post by cerotolerance on Mar 9, 2024 22:53:52 GMT -5
I hate this message board and everyone on it. None of you even care about how hard this is for me. You can't even imagine Evidently, it's not that hard eyoooooo. |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Mar 9, 2024 23:07:36 GMT -5
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Mar 9, 2024 23:13:35 GMT -5
i haven't j/o in a week. i gotta get off the sertraline. Iβm kind of digging the decreased libido but mine isnβt that low. Iβve only been using them for a few months but I feel pretty great to be honest. |
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Post by xkingbuzzox on Mar 9, 2024 23:29:43 GMT -5
Kissmyhips has a weird body that makes me go absolutely bonkers, plus extremely pretty face + cute little British/Swedish accent  She has a nice drippini too. |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Mar 10, 2024 0:29:04 GMT -5
British/Swedish accent What? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2024 0:34:25 GMT -5
damn i thought i was languishing in horny jail before i saw jean's posts.
turns out i'm thriving.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2024 0:44:40 GMT -5
Return to monk mode
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burp
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Post by burp on Mar 10, 2024 0:59:27 GMT -5
British/Swedish accent What?
like a little combination accent, sounds kind of British but then pronounces something a bit weird or w/e
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Mar 10, 2024 1:04:43 GMT -5
like a little combination accent, sounds kind of British but then pronounces something a bit weird or w/e
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itii
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Post by itii on Mar 10, 2024 1:14:52 GMT -5
like a little combination accent, sounds kind of British but then pronounces something a bit weird or w/e
? It always weirds me out when people try to say that america isn't a racist country, we legit have THE best racisms |
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Mr. Dingle Foot
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Mar 10, 2024 1:28:22 GMT -5
It always weirds me out when people try to say that america isn't a racist country, we legit have THE best racisms cant be racist against white people. |
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Post by itii on Mar 10, 2024 1:30:01 GMT -5
It always weirds me out when people try to say that america isn't a racist country, we legit have THE best racisms cant be racist against white people. Challenge accepted |
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Mr. Dingle Foot
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Mar 10, 2024 1:31:11 GMT -5
cant be racist against white people. Challenge accepted Who gets to judge? |
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Post by itii on Mar 10, 2024 1:32:28 GMT -5
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Ronaldo Artest
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Mar 10, 2024 1:34:45 GMT -5
who up boarding they life rn
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