pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 10, 2024 1:40:38 GMT -5
Had like 4 cranks today.
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 10, 2024 1:49:44 GMT -5
My one hookup is workin night shit.
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Mar 10, 2024 2:30:59 GMT -5
It always weirds me out when people try to say that america isn't a racist country, we legit have THE best racisms Feeling the racism here. Kind of a tingling sensation in my nether regions |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Mar 10, 2024 2:43:58 GMT -5
It always weirds me out when people try to say that america isn't a racist country, we legit have THE best racisms Feeling the racism here. Kind of a tingling sensation in my nether regions Perhaps you just need to nut and log it in a journal. |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Mar 10, 2024 3:25:55 GMT -5
Gonna hate beat my meat
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 10, 2024 3:52:57 GMT -5
Wanna buy a new fleshlight.
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Mar 10, 2024 4:00:29 GMT -5
what's wrong with the old fleshlight
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 10, 2024 4:22:14 GMT -5
what's wrong with the old fleshlight Its cool but they all have different fun insides. I had a cool asa akira one but I left it under the bed and the case melted when I had the space heater on. Can probably just get a new case. |
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Mar 10, 2024 8:50:51 GMT -5
i had to toss mine after forgetting to clean it and subsequently not using it for a while π
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Mar 10, 2024 8:51:35 GMT -5
but shouts out to tenga and the excellence of japanese cock stroking technology
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Dick Warlock
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Post by Dick Warlock on Mar 10, 2024 9:09:24 GMT -5
Wasn't there a na'vi fleshlight?
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Mar 10, 2024 9:29:37 GMT -5
RIP Sophia Leone
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2024 11:54:26 GMT -5
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cerotolerance
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Post by cerotolerance on Mar 10, 2024 12:06:08 GMT -5
Damn and I'm reading conflicting articles about Emily Willis' status (vegetative coma state vs. recovering). All of these deaths are probably legit but I wonder if it would be easy for them to fake it in order to get out of the biz. |
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Post by lilpat on Mar 10, 2024 12:28:07 GMT -5
good, i just crank it to the theater of the mind |
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Post by MMST3K on Mar 10, 2024 12:30:47 GMT -5
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Post by MMST3K on Mar 10, 2024 13:11:31 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2024 13:19:49 GMT -5
In college this punk dude we were all friends withβs dad was working on securing the first North American distribution deal for Tenga. So he used to give all of us 2 Tengas a week to focus group us at our weekly lunch hang. I had a gf at the time who was both perplexed and outraged that I would use a Tenga to which I told her that it could do things she couldnβt. She acknowledged this great point and that was that.
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Mar 10, 2024 13:31:09 GMT -5
Thought tenga was an energy drink for a sec.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2024 13:34:09 GMT -5
one of my friend's roommates def thought a tenga was a lotion bottle and found out the very bad way that it was not.
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Mar 10, 2024 13:37:10 GMT -5
good, i just crank it to the theater of the mind Ohmmmmmmmmmmm |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2024 13:43:30 GMT -5
this is american propaganda. china has a negative birth rate. not only does the people's republic encourage you to bang as much as possible, they want you to shoot up the club when you do it. once again, that president xi is a genius. |
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Post by jeanxseberg on Mar 10, 2024 14:41:04 GMT -5
In college this punk dude we were all friends withβs dad was working on securing the first North American distribution deal for Tenga. So he used to give all of us 2 Tengas a week to focus group us at our weekly lunch hang. I had a gf at the time who was both perplexed and outraged that I would use a Tenga to which I told her that it could do things she couldnβt. She acknowledged this great point and that was that. Girls use them too, you can flip them inside out and put them on your magic wand |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2024 14:41:42 GMT -5
In college this punk dude we were all friends withβs dad was working on securing the first North American distribution deal for Tenga. So he used to give all of us 2 Tengas a week to focus group us at our weekly lunch hang. I had a gf at the time who was both perplexed and outraged that I would use a Tenga to which I told her that it could do things she couldnβt. She acknowledged this great point and that was that. Girls use them too, you can flip them inside out and put them on your magic wand god you so belong in here |
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Post by jeanxseberg on Mar 10, 2024 14:42:18 GMT -5
Thank you StayFrostyBro for my 69th dislike
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Mar 10, 2024 16:01:18 GMT -5
we out here crankin hog fr
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Mar 10, 2024 16:07:01 GMT -5
also hot take: crankin your hog beyond the third nut in a day is for the birds. give me that every other or every third day nut to maximize volume and velocity
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Post by burp on Mar 10, 2024 16:23:23 GMT -5
one time I wen't to the store to buy some protein powder and I noticed a bunch of supplements were locked up! Wow! So I took a look at what it was and the stuff that was locked up was that L-Argine shit that gives u bigger loads! Damn, so much nut powder was getting shoplifted they had to lock it up, imagine that!
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Post by beowulf on Mar 10, 2024 16:30:08 GMT -5
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 10, 2024 16:36:46 GMT -5
Damn and I'm reading conflicting articles about Emily Willis' status (vegetative coma state vs. recovering). All of these deaths are probably legit but I wonder if it would be easy for them to fake it in order to get out of the biz. I think thatβs what Anastasia Knight did. |
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