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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2024 16:40:28 GMT -5
hold up... jj was telling people more maca for your caca but failed to mention anything about maca for your loads. oh. his poor, unsatisfied girlfriend. |
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Mar 10, 2024 16:40:56 GMT -5
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 10, 2024 16:45:02 GMT -5
Those disposable little tenga things? I got one at a sex shop in japan and wasnβt much of a fan. I got a masturbator shaped like some biomech tentacle that looked cool and wasnt really into that either. I needed to go for a piss so I wen't across the road to the family mart with my gf and we had to line up which I didnt think was that unusual because it was the weekend in Akihabara and there was people everywhere. Waited, waited. Finally my turn. I walk in the cubicle and neatly lined up along the wall is the boxes for all these Japanese masturbators with manga graphics all over the packaging put there. People been going to the silicone masturbator level, buying them, fucking them in the toilet then carefully putting them back in the box and leaving them there.
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Post by cum on Mar 10, 2024 17:59:25 GMT -5
also hot take: crankin your hog beyond the third nut in a day is for the birds. give me that every other or every third day nut to maximize volume and velocity After the third time its just straight up ghost busts, not worth the time. |
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Post by jeanxseberg on Mar 10, 2024 18:04:03 GMT -5
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Post by j (in a good way) on Mar 10, 2024 18:06:46 GMT -5
Are these considered bbws? |
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Post by lilpat on Mar 10, 2024 18:11:24 GMT -5
Are these considered bbws? no, just the elusive pawg |
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codync
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Post by codync on Mar 10, 2024 18:15:55 GMT -5
I love bbws (big boobie whites)
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Mar 10, 2024 18:16:38 GMT -5
also hot take: crankin your hog beyond the third nut in a day is for the birds. give me that every other or every third day nut to maximize volume and velocity Volume, velocity, and viscosity, the three VVVβs of CUM |
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Mar 10, 2024 18:23:12 GMT -5
Wow!!! Theyβre already giving women SPBL (shawn peters Butt Lifts). |
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 10, 2024 18:23:46 GMT -5
Would have been cooler if she rested the cue on her instead of using her hand on the table.
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Post by jeanxseberg on Mar 10, 2024 18:41:05 GMT -5
She also scratched but I thought this was the horny jail thread, take those dick at half-mast thoughts elsewhere
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 10, 2024 18:42:31 GMT -5
She also scratched but I thought this was the horny jail thread, take those dick at half-mast thoughts elsewhere Ive jerked off twice and havenβt even got out of bed yet this morning. Iβm going to need something stronger than that. SOZ |
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Post by jeanxseberg on Mar 10, 2024 18:48:39 GMT -5
Poster pisswizard are you into piss (sexually) or do you just like to take a piss
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 10, 2024 18:52:01 GMT -5
Poster pisswizard are you into piss (sexually) or do you just like to take a piss I wasnβt thinking about that when I made this o-count but yes. |
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Post by itii on Mar 10, 2024 18:54:33 GMT -5
Would have been cooler if the cue got stuck and home girl just left it there Ftfy |
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Post by burp on Mar 10, 2024 19:01:28 GMT -5
I don't mind a lil pee!!! It's cute sometimes lol
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Mar 10, 2024 19:03:26 GMT -5
the first nut when you get back home after traveling π
80 years ago men our age were getting sent to war, today i cranked one out to an endless feed on reddit of amateur milf nurses masturbating on the job or in their car. This is the future our forefathers fought for. π«‘ 1 nut = 1 respect for our troops.
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Post by burp on Mar 10, 2024 19:04:57 GMT -5
hell yeah milf nurses bring the big nut!!!!
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Post by Cholo Molester on Mar 10, 2024 19:06:15 GMT -5
milfs in general bring the big cummies idk maybe its a freudian thing
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Post by antipasto on Mar 10, 2024 19:08:44 GMT -5
Love some pee. Donβt know how you guys are shooting so many cummies tho, 3 a day doesnβt even sound fun
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Mar 10, 2024 19:09:08 GMT -5
the first nut when you get back home after traveling π 80 years ago men our age were getting sent to war, today i cranked one out to an endless feed on reddit of amateur milf nurses masturbating on the job or in their car. This is the future our forefathers fought for. π«‘ 1 nut = 1 respect for our troops. After 4 days of not busting, that first nut made me fall asleep. |
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 10, 2024 19:19:47 GMT -5
How good is cumming the morning after doing loads of speed?
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Post by burp on Mar 10, 2024 19:22:53 GMT -5
one time I was walking back to my house with some folks and this girl was like omg I gotta pee but she was too afraid she was gonna fall over (heels?? idk whatever) so I was kinda half jokingly like "w/e just hold my hand ha ha it's not hard I'll keep you from falling" and she was like "ok!!" and we wen't off the path a bit and I held her steady while she peed (got on my shoe I think??) I wanted to give it a lil lick after but I didn't bother to ask!!! Probably for the better imho but I still think about it!!! We ended up hooking up that night anyway though (apple bottom centaur gf)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2024 19:30:37 GMT -5
How good is cumming the morning after doing loads of speed? not nearly as good as when you're high |
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Mar 10, 2024 19:31:25 GMT -5
the first nut when you get back home after traveling π 80 years ago men our age were getting sent to war, today i cranked one out to an endless feed on reddit of amateur milf nurses masturbating on the job or in their car. This is the future our forefathers fought for. π«‘ 1 nut = 1 respect for our troops. you better post that link, king |
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 10, 2024 19:35:39 GMT -5
How good is cumming the morning after doing loads of speed? not nearly as good as when you're highΒ Man no wayyy |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2024 19:37:46 GMT -5
No one's even that horny here. I'm bored this here is entrapment, sister |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2024 19:41:16 GMT -5
Iβm celibate
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Mar 10, 2024 20:16:02 GMT -5
one time I was walking back to my house with some folks and this girl was like omg I gotta pee but she was too afraid she was gonna fall over (heels?? idk whatever) so I was kinda half jokingly like "w/e just hold my hand ha ha it's not hard I'll keep you from falling" and she was like "ok!!" and we wen't off the path a bit and I held her steady while she peed (got on my shoe I think??) I wanted to give it a lil lick after but I didn't bother to ask!!! Probably for the better imho but I still think about it!!! We ended up hooking up that night anyway though (apple bottom centaur gf) chalie ass post |
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