tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 27, 2024 17:58:41 GMT -5
canβt a baddie get her bag in peace π wym? she thinks sheβs getting paid for posting stuff for free on reddit |
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jul 27, 2024 18:09:43 GMT -5
Thank you to our resident reddit porn addicts for making sure to so pointedly correct her
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jul 27, 2024 18:10:31 GMT -5
Does reddit gold have monetary value in cali? It's paid in hard rocking coin |
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Post by itii on Jul 27, 2024 18:17:53 GMT -5
Thank you to our resident reddit porn addicts for making sure to so pointedly correct her  π€¬  |
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Jul 27, 2024 18:19:53 GMT -5
Tim, my offer still stands bud. Lmk! About to go out for a few hours. But, can help ya out when I can get home.
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Jul 27, 2024 18:28:13 GMT -5
A lot of u arenβt horny enough. Step it up!
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 27, 2024 18:41:45 GMT -5
If anything I'm far too horny.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2024 18:42:34 GMT -5
My top three crushes are my girlfriend, Willow Nightingale and Skye Blue (the wrestler not the porn star).
Since Willow has been posted and my waifu refuses to let me show her off, here is Skye Blue. I am beyond fixing. I do not want her to fix me. I want her to ruin me.
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jul 27, 2024 18:44:37 GMT -5
A lot of u arenβt horny enough. Step it up! just woke up from a post-nut midafternoon nap |
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Jul 27, 2024 18:49:19 GMT -5
If anything I'm far too horny. Ray, youβre holding this whole thread together. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2024 19:00:24 GMT -5
Do any other dudes on the board not jerk off? I stopped cranking hog a few years ago when I started dating my girlfriend and it makes sex with her infinitely better. I'm not one of those semen retention weirdos who believes it gives you alpha powers or anything like that, it just feels so much better when I finally get to see her and we get to have sex. Not cumming for days and then giving her a massive creampie is probably the best feeling I've ever experienced. The last few times we had sex I literally saw stars from being so dizzy, and about a month ago I had an orgasm that lasted almost two full minutes inside of her. The only downside to this is we usually play for a very long time, and it becomes very difficult to hold back after an hour or so due to my increased sensitivity. She seems to have taken a particularly wicked enjoyment every time I have a ruined orgasm, which she thinks is one of the hottest things due to the power dynamic. Also just watching me cum seems to turn her on (I know I enjoy using the wand on her and watching her squirt so I get it). I'm once again unable to see her this weekend due to reasons, so this post stands as my cum tribute to my girlfriend as well as a genuine inquiry whether or not anyone else stopped cranking hog because sex feels better.
Not trying to be gross. This is the horny jail thread. I hope I'm being appropriately horny and not the gross kind of horny. If I'm in the wrong, you may banish me to horny dungeon.
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Jul 27, 2024 19:02:28 GMT -5
Stay true to my hand.
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Jul 27, 2024 19:07:19 GMT -5
Sex is infinitely better than jerking off. No man is touching my wiener- not even me
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jul 27, 2024 19:09:32 GMT -5
I definitely have a high sex drive and it's important enough to me where it's a dealbreaker if sex is not that important to a potential partner. But I've also never been any good at contributing to that kind of locker room type talk where people just trade photos and porn links of random people. Nothing wrong with it of course but it's just not my thing and I recognize the people are good looking but it doesn't do it for me. Need an emotional attachment to the person or the work they do to feel physical attraction. One of my exes used to make fun of me that when I watched porn it would always just be very tight closeups of body parts and nothing else because seeing the face of someone I don't know would turn me off and take me out of it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2024 19:19:55 GMT -5
I definitely have a high sex drive and it's important enough to me where it's a dealbreaker if sex is not that important to a potential partner. But I've also never been any good at contributing to that kind of locker room type talk where people just trade photos and porn links of random people. Nothing wrong with it of course but it's just not my thing and I recognize the people are good looking but it doesn't do it for me. Need an emotional attachment to the person or the work they do to feel physical attraction. One of my exes used to make fun of me that when I watched porn it would always just be very tight closeups of body parts and nothing else because seeing the face of someone I don't know would turn me off and take me out of it. I get that. I only look at porn with my partner usually, and if I'm looking at stuff alone it's because I'm looking for stuff to send her to tease her with. I've had multiple partners who liked watching porn during sex but some who didn't. There's no shame in needing the emotional attachment to someone, and I'm also not really into "locker room talk." I'm just in the horny thread and trying to act appropriately.
Jean, what do you crank hog to? You mentioned you liked using your vibrator in the simple pleasures thread. Do you read erotica or look at pics of partners or use your imagination or what? The horny thread is a safe space where we can all share what we crank to.
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jul 27, 2024 19:26:21 GMT -5
No, I'm not chiding or judging doing what the whole point of the thread is about lol, don't worry. I'm just talking out loud. I definitely don't think talking about porn or who you find really attractive is like objectifying because the whole point of feeling physical attraction is like, objectifying someone to some degree and it's fun and hot. I'm just saying I like try to pick my brain sometimes to find someone to post in here and then I realize I'm just awful at that kinda talk authentically... and yet I always seem to find myself in this thread despite somewhat failing at it's supposed to be about, lmao
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Post by burp on Jul 27, 2024 19:30:31 GMT -5
I rarely crank it when I'm in a 'lationship and porn doesn't usually come up because I'm usually pretty good at conveying my weird desires but it is fun to sometimes explore weird stuff that gets ur partner goin and crank 2gether!!! like it's kind of a cute relationship trust step when ur girl lets down her guard and is like "yeah sometimes I think about gettin rammed by like 40 dicks" and ur like hell yeah that's not something I can ever provide but I understand the concept of deep brain visceral fantasy
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 27, 2024 19:40:08 GMT -5
she thinks sheβs getting paid for posting stuff for free on reddit I mean isn't the point of these pages in large part to promo OF & sell pictures?? Did she just want validation from redditors?? NO money?? Idk sounds like you dodged a bullet |
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Post by antipasto on Jul 27, 2024 19:47:58 GMT -5
Even if it is for OF, I donβt think itβs unreasonable to be uncomfortable with your partner posing naked on the internet without ever bringing it up to you lmao
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Post by lilpat on Jul 27, 2024 19:52:59 GMT -5
maybe itβs because iβm an aquarius but i love jerking off but i also love being Alone and also hate interacting with new people usually
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itii
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Post by itii on Jul 27, 2024 19:56:03 GMT -5
Even if it is for OF, I donβt think itβs unreasonable to be uncomfortable with your partner posing naked on the internet without ever bringing it up to you lmao Feels like it might be an entirely different conversation if they were hustling for an OF... |
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 27, 2024 19:59:52 GMT -5
now has she been posting on reddit for years before she met gregor? or started while they were dating?
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jul 27, 2024 20:09:11 GMT -5
Maybe you guys should check with Gregor before speculating on the specifics of her situation, as you don't know if he actually wants to talk about it or not
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 27, 2024 20:09:53 GMT -5
Maybe you guys should check with Gregor before speculating on the specifics of her situation, as you don't know if he actually wants to talk about it or not he brought it up. multiple times now |
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Post by antipasto on Jul 27, 2024 20:14:10 GMT -5
Every post deserves to be talked about, speculated upon, and severely misconstrued. Even better if the discourse lasts for several pages
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Post by Tstigz on Jul 27, 2024 20:17:26 GMT -5
Been crushin my balls with my citrus juicer lately
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Post by lilpat on Jul 27, 2024 20:17:34 GMT -5
Every post deserves to be talked about, speculated upon, and severely misconstrued. Even better if the discourse lasts for several pages this got me good and also would serve as a perfect tagline for board. enjoy my updoot good sir |
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jul 27, 2024 20:18:04 GMT -5
I couldn't really read if that was an oversharing just want to vent type post or if he actually wants to get into the specifics of it with people but I guess it doesn't really matter because once you hit post board is gonna do the latter anyway lol
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Post by Porch Honky on Jul 27, 2024 20:19:41 GMT -5
maybe itβs because iβm an aquarius but i love jerking off but i also love being Alone and also hate interacting with new people usually Jesus Christ, this is so true. But I'm also married so...π |
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Post by oogracieπ» on Jul 27, 2024 20:23:17 GMT -5
What about toe rings? Whatβs boardβs stance?
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