oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Aug 3, 2024 10:21:42 GMT -5
I swear you posted recently that you got laid. What do you count as “a while”?  Zoolander is my favorite movie. |
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Aug 3, 2024 10:26:20 GMT -5
Great choice, perfect ZGM (Zany Guy Movie)
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Spice 1
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Post by Spice 1 on Aug 3, 2024 10:40:34 GMT -5
hell yeah new page we're jackin off to cartoons in here now When I was in 5th grade (like 1995?), I wen't to a minor league baseball game (shout outs Lake Elsinore Storm!), and I commented that a player was a hottie based on his cartoon baseball card on the screen and I literally still hear about it when I talk to those friends once every other year. Lake Elsinore is a helluva place, especially in 1995. |
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Aug 3, 2024 10:45:09 GMT -5
Yer tellin’ me!
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cfloyd3
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Sky Lopez gang
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Post by cfloyd3 on Aug 3, 2024 11:39:42 GMT -5
Id say 14 days is a while
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inheritedhell
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Post by inheritedhell on Aug 3, 2024 12:01:10 GMT -5
Lol
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Aug 3, 2024 12:05:44 GMT -5
Wow yea, 14 days, I couldn’t imagine.
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itii
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Post by itii on Aug 3, 2024 14:47:38 GMT -5
Doesn't it fall off if it stays dry for 13 days?
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thefarce
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Post by thefarce on Aug 3, 2024 15:44:03 GMT -5
Id say 14 days is a while I was going to tell you to kys until I remembered it’s also been 14 days for me |
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2024 15:47:52 GMT -5
When I was in an abusive relationship we didn't have sex for 2 years
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meatballmaniac
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sexual camel
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Post by meatballmaniac on Aug 3, 2024 16:36:53 GMT -5
Yeah, my “it’s been a while” is measured in years
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Aug 3, 2024 17:10:34 GMT -5
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Aug 3, 2024 17:43:14 GMT -5
My longest dry spell was 3 months but that’s because my gf was out of town
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giorgio merauder
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Post by giorgio merauder on Aug 3, 2024 17:43:37 GMT -5
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AL
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Post by AL on Aug 3, 2024 18:51:00 GMT -5
When I was in an abusive relationship we didn't have sex for 2 years you should have cheated |
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Aug 3, 2024 18:52:57 GMT -5
Going on 10 months since the last time.
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xMOOKAIx
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Strroking my ball's
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Aug 3, 2024 19:45:39 GMT -5
Going on 10 months since the last time. there was 2 months between you making this thread and becoming celibate |
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zaph
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i don't live to live, homie
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Post by zaph on Aug 3, 2024 19:47:14 GMT -5
it'll happen when it happens, toobz
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Aug 3, 2024 19:51:14 GMT -5
Going on 10 months since the last time. there was 2 months between you making this thread and becoming celibate I hooked up with someone around Halloween and haven't had sex since then. |
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kwame
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Post by kwame on Aug 3, 2024 19:55:21 GMT -5
wowza the last five pages   was feeling horny last night, not too horny rn. about to go to a bunch of back to back tiring social engagements so who knows how horny things could get? |
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 3, 2024 19:59:19 GMT -5
Last time I had sex like 2 months ago the poor girl wen't down on me for a good half hour and almost got me there but I couldn't finish because I'd been abusing my vibrator for the past week or so prior. Ted Kaczynski was right.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2024 20:03:01 GMT -5
When I was in an abusive relationship we didn't have sex for 2 years you should have cheated Pretty certain she did. At one point she told me I was too fat and unattractive to have sex with. There were opportunities but I was in my good Samaritan era of supporting a drug addict who straight up hated me |
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Tstigz
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Hope everyone is doing well and having a nice day
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Post by Tstigz on Aug 3, 2024 21:23:32 GMT -5
Can’t wait to suck some titties before bed
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on Aug 3, 2024 21:31:45 GMT -5
That was probably at least two months ago.
I get pretty heavily depressed but I just go through it. It’ll pass soon!0
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Aug 3, 2024 21:37:28 GMT -5
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Aug 3, 2024 21:40:26 GMT -5
The two guys in the background of that flick look like they’re crying tears of joy lmao
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 3, 2024 21:40:42 GMT -5
Who's the one with the black hair? |
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itii
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Post by itii on Aug 3, 2024 21:41:20 GMT -5
She's single now  |
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 3, 2024 21:44:00 GMT -5
Rhea Ripley is so fucking hot.
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Aug 3, 2024 21:45:22 GMT -5
Who's the one with the black hair? Rhea Ripley |
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