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Post by MMST3K on Aug 3, 2024 21:45:54 GMT -5
I knew it! So hot.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2024 22:33:08 GMT -5
Last time I had sex like 2 months ago the poor girl wen't down on me for a good half hour and almost got me there but I couldn't finish because I'd been abusing my vibrator for the past week or so prior. Ted Kaczynski was right. I have encountered more than one woman who literally cannot orgasm any other way than using a toy because they've desensitized themselves from years of aggressive vibrator use. Toys are really fun, but you honestly need to be careful with the stronger ones. I worked in a sex shop a few years ago as a part time gig and every time I sold someone a Hitachi or similar toy, I would make sure to let them know that excessive use can desensitize your clitoris and to go easy with the stronger ones, especially at first.
That said, sex toys rock. I thought I would be let out of horny jail this evening but unfortunately the parole board denied me. I miss my girlfriend and I wish she was sitting on my face right now. I bought her a bunch of tights from Snags last night and we were supposed to go pick up her new panties this weekend so she could model them for me. I am sad and horny, but I shall persevere.
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Post by pisswizard on Aug 3, 2024 22:47:16 GMT -5
Last time I had sex like 2 months ago the poor girl wen't down on me for a good half hour and almost got me there but I couldn't finish because I'd been abusing my vibrator for the past week or so prior. Ted Kaczynski was right. I have encountered more than one woman who literally cannot orgasm any other way than using a toy because they've desensitized themselves from years of aggressive vibrator use. Toys are really fun, but you honestly need to be careful with the stronger ones. I worked in a sex shop a few years ago as a part time gig and every time I sold someone a Hitachi or similar toy, I would make sure to let them know that excessive use can desensitize your clitoris and to go easy with the stronger ones, especially at first.
That said, sex toys rock. I thought I would be let out of horny jail this evening but unfortunately the parole board denied me. I miss my girlfriend and I wish she was sitting on my face right now. I bought her a bunch of tights from Snags last night and we were supposed to go pick up her new panties this weekend so she could model them for me. I am sad and horny, but I shall persevere.
I get the death grip from jackin it too much and using both hands so I use the fleshlight it has the oppsite effect. |
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 3, 2024 22:52:57 GMT -5
Rhea Ripley is in the lost-lesbian category
She should 100% be into women but she’s not
Think fallen angel
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 3, 2024 22:58:29 GMT -5
Last time I had sex like 2 months ago the poor girl wen't down on me for a good half hour and almost got me there but I couldn't finish because I'd been abusing my vibrator for the past week or so prior. Ted Kaczynski was right. I have encountered more than one woman who literally cannot orgasm any other way than using a toy because they've desensitized themselves from years of aggressive vibrator use. Toys are really fun, but you honestly need to be careful with the stronger ones. I worked in a sex shop a few years ago as a part time gig and every time I sold someone a Hitachi or similar toy, I would make sure to let them know that excessive use can desensitize your clitoris and to go easy with the stronger ones, especially at first.
That said, sex toys rock. I thought I would be let out of horny jail this evening but unfortunately the parole board denied me. I miss my girlfriend and I wish she was sitting on my face right now. I bought her a bunch of tights from Snags last night and we were supposed to go pick up her new panties this weekend so she could model them for me. I am sad and horny, but I shall persevere.
It's reversible, you just gotta wean off of it for a week or so. At least, from my experience. Once I take a break from trying to make myself come and go back to using my fingers like a week later it's always fine. I had a Hitachi wand once (briefly, an ex kept it and used it on other women after that, which like -- ew), and those seemed over the top excessive with power -- I could see how you could potentially give yourself permanent nerve damage with something like that, if it could even feel good to begin with. But I know they make different attachments you can put on top of them to dampen some of the vibration, never tried them though. It's nice to have someone to long for. There are couples who see each other all the time and get too familiar and start to take one another for granted, and then their sex drive goes down. It's a good problem to have. |
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 3, 2024 23:05:11 GMT -5
Now that I think of it -- my roommate used to use my vibrator too, but somehow I tolerated that (somewhat) because it was made of this smooth hard plastic that was easy to clean, and I had already slept with her anyway.
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Post by itii on Aug 3, 2024 23:08:01 GMT -5
Rhea Ripley is in the lost-lesbian category She should 100% be into women but she’s not Think fallen angel Why dom 15% of women, when you can dom 80% of men |
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Post by pisswizard on Aug 3, 2024 23:09:10 GMT -5
Now that I think of it -- my roommate used to use my vibrator too, but somehow I tolerated that (somewhat) because it was made of this smooth hard plastic that was easy to clean, and I had already slept with her anyway. Cool |
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 3, 2024 23:09:40 GMT -5
Now that I think of it -- my roommate used to use my vibrator too, but somehow I tolerated that (somewhat) because it was made of this smooth hard plastic that was easy to clean, and I had already slept with her anyway. Cool Thanks 👍 |
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Post by itii on Aug 3, 2024 23:09:52 GMT -5
Now that I think of it -- my roommate used to use my vibrator too, but somehow I tolerated that (somewhat) because it was made of this smooth hard plastic that was easy to clean, and I had already slept with her anyway. You share your toothbrush after the first date? |
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 3, 2024 23:12:53 GMT -5
Now that I think of it -- my roommate used to use my vibrator too, but somehow I tolerated that (somewhat) because it was made of this smooth hard plastic that was easy to clean, and I had already slept with her anyway. You share your toothbrush after the first date? Presumably if you made it that far with someone your mouth germs have already exchanged, so sure, why not |
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Post by MMST3K on Aug 3, 2024 23:13:32 GMT -5
Rhea Ripley is in the lost-lesbian category She should 100% be into women but she’s not Think fallen angel Why dom 15% of women, when you can dom 80% of men I've never wanted to be hit with a folding chair more. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2024 23:19:19 GMT -5
Why dom 15% of women, when you can dom 80% of men I've never wanted to be hit with a folding chair more. It's the only way Jean can come |
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 3, 2024 23:19:57 GMT -5
Now that I think of it -- my roommate used to use my vibrator too, but somehow I tolerated that (somewhat) because it was made of this smooth hard plastic that was easy to clean, and I had already slept with her anyway. hi so this is crazy |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2024 4:22:42 GMT -5
Wish there was more boob posting
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Post by jeanxseberg on Aug 4, 2024 4:23:55 GMT -5
If everyone can behave, there can be
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Post by jim on Aug 4, 2024 4:47:22 GMT -5
I been taking a long while when jackingnit lately but when I sleep with my partner I'm done super fast, bit annoying. Also been not feeling porn, so just mostly using the memory, ao maybe all the fantasising about her is contributing to the lack of stamina. Ah well.
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Post by gregor on Aug 4, 2024 5:51:46 GMT -5
Pretty sure you can’t desensitize yourself through masturbating and that’s puritan propaganda
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Post by oogracie👻 on Aug 4, 2024 10:01:14 GMT -5
Pretty sure you can’t desensitize yourself through masturbating and that’s puritan propaganda Have you ever played that arcade game where you have to grip the poles (pause), while the level of vibration gradually increases and the longer you can withstand it, the more tickets you get? When you finally give up your hands are so numb and tingly. |
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Post by Yung Nick on Aug 4, 2024 10:03:34 GMT -5
If everyone can behave, there can be Goodluck with that one! |
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Post by pisswizard on Aug 4, 2024 10:12:30 GMT -5
Pretty sure you can’t desensitize yourself through masturbating and that’s puritan propaganda Have you ever played that arcade game where you have to grip the poles (pause), while the level of vibration gradually increases and the longer you can withstand it, the more tickets you get? When you finally give up your hands are so numb and tingly. I’m usually hiding inside the cabinet. |
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Post by crimsonotter on Aug 4, 2024 10:30:28 GMT -5
I’ve heard of dudes using pocket pussies or strikers that their buddies have used. That’s a hell of a lot worse than a vibrator, unless that’s your thing
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Post by tandoori jones on Aug 4, 2024 10:44:00 GMT -5
I been taking a long while when jackingnit lately but when I sleep with my partner I'm done super fast, bit annoying. Also been not feeling porn, so just mostly using the memory, ao maybe all the fantasising about her is contributing to the lack of stamina. Ah well. she just got that gorilla grip. it’s a gift and a curse |
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Post by Yung Nick on Aug 4, 2024 10:45:35 GMT -5
I’ve heard of dudes using pocket pussies or strikers that their buddies have used. That’s a hell of a lot worse than a vibrator, unless that’s your thing when u get sum of his cum on ya cock 😍 just guys bein dudes |
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Post by meatballmaniac on Aug 4, 2024 10:50:30 GMT -5
Everyone post your girlfriends
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Post by antipasto on Aug 4, 2024 10:55:44 GMT -5
I’ve heard of dudes using pocket pussies or strikers that their buddies have used. That’s a hell of a lot worse than a vibrator, unless that’s your thing When I worked at RealDoll we had a father/son (mid 50’s/early 30’s) combo that shared a doll |
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 4, 2024 10:58:11 GMT -5
I’ve heard of dudes using pocket pussies or strikers that their buddies have used. That’s a hell of a lot worse than a vibrator, unless that’s your thing When I worked at RealDoll we had a father/son (mid 50’s/early 30’s) combo that shared a doll NICE |
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Post by tandoori jones on Aug 4, 2024 10:58:17 GMT -5
Everyone post your girlfriends by “girlfriend” you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick? |
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Aug 4, 2024 11:12:59 GMT -5
Everyone post your girlfriends by “girlfriend” you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick? It's sable, man. Ethically sourced, natch. |
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Post by Dick Warlock on Aug 4, 2024 11:33:45 GMT -5
Pretty sure you can’t desensitize yourself through masturbating and that’s puritan propaganda Have you ever played that arcade game where you have to grip the poles (pause), while the level of vibration gradually increases and the longer you can withstand it, the more tickets you get? When you finally give up your hands are so numb and tingly. those were e-meters testing your engrams |
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