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Post by j (in a good way) on Mar 20, 2024 9:35:35 GMT -5
Tried smackin off before work but it took too long nah no good
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amplifiedohms
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Post by amplifiedohms on Mar 20, 2024 9:45:45 GMT -5
There was a joke in one of those early comeback Chappelle specials where he was like "you know how you know you're getting old is when you're jerking off and you just give up" and that has stayed with me.
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Hotdogscominurway
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Diarrhea beer bong
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Post by Hotdogscominurway on Mar 20, 2024 10:07:08 GMT -5
I ainβt to quitter. You never catching me giving up before I spill my nectar
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Post by Osama Vinladen JimΓ©nez LΓ³pezπ
π on Mar 20, 2024 10:07:53 GMT -5
I ainβt to quitter. You never catching me giving up before I spill my nectar To quitter?? What?! Are you ok?? |
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Mar 20, 2024 10:23:43 GMT -5
Tried smackin off before work but it took too long nah no good always puts me to sleep so i canβt do it in the morning |
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Cholo Molester
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off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Mar 20, 2024 10:38:54 GMT -5
I've been working out a lot this year and have been waking up with rock hard boners so I've rubbed one out before work at least once a week
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Hotdogscominurway
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Post by Hotdogscominurway on Mar 20, 2024 11:35:05 GMT -5
I ainβt to quitter. You never catching me giving up before I spill my nectar To quitter?? What?! Are you ok?? Can |
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Mar 20, 2024 20:06:57 GMT -5
frog thread x horny thread  |
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 21, 2024 3:31:28 GMT -5
Imagine not having a crank every morning.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Mar 21, 2024 8:11:14 GMT -5
built a new bed frame last night. passed the bang test shortly after.
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Mar 21, 2024 8:26:16 GMT -5
I've been working out a lot this year and have been waking up with rock hard boners so I've rubbed one out before work at least once a week This is just how I have always waken up. Jerkin every morning since adolescence |
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Mar 21, 2024 8:26:33 GMT -5
Imagine not having a crank every morning. Thank you |
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cfloyd3
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Sky Lopez gang
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Post by cfloyd3 on Mar 21, 2024 9:47:44 GMT -5
I am more of a mid day cranker TBH, only time I have the house to myself and can get out all of my thingsβ¦
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jonsetsfire
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Post by jonsetsfire on Mar 21, 2024 10:49:38 GMT -5
Night time norker, checking in. Fap 'n nap has always been my go-to.
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Post by β Bob Loblaw β on Mar 21, 2024 10:52:47 GMT -5
Guys, help. I cannot stop watching Xoey Li vids
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cooltobeyou
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Post by cooltobeyou on Mar 21, 2024 11:09:41 GMT -5
Shoutout task_manager
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xkingbuzzox
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Post by xkingbuzzox on Mar 21, 2024 11:40:19 GMT -5
Night time norker, checking in. Fap 'n nap has always been my go-to. For sure. I tend to wake up and not be able to go back to sleep. A good tug helps me go right back to sleep. |
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Mar 21, 2024 13:00:01 GMT -5
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BadScene
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Post by BadScene on Mar 21, 2024 13:40:44 GMT -5
Covid and WFH has completely changed the timeline of my wanks... pre-work, lunch break, mid-day, coffee breaks -- it's all fair game.
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burp
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Post by burp on Mar 21, 2024 19:34:56 GMT -5
this thread reminded and inspired me to jorkle my shet!
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Magnum P.P.
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Mar 21, 2024 19:46:32 GMT -5
in guts we thrust ππ
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Mar 21, 2024 19:48:14 GMT -5
Covid and WFH has completely changed the timeline of my wanks... pre-work, lunch break, mid-day, coffee breaks -- it's all fair game. As it should have been all along |
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codync
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Post by codync on Mar 21, 2024 19:49:26 GMT -5
does anyone else ever wake up like 30-40 minutes after falling asleep like deliriously horny? iβm talking an insatiable need to fuck. it happens to me every couple weeks, feels like some kind of REM cycle shit
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Mar 21, 2024 20:32:48 GMT -5
does anyone else ever wake up like 30-40 minutes after falling asleep like deliriously horny? iβm talking an insatiable need to fuck. it happens to me every couple weeks, feels like some kind of REM cycle shit I have a lot of horny sex dreams of all kinds |
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Mar 21, 2024 20:40:27 GMT -5
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Mar 21, 2024 22:01:52 GMT -5
does anyone else ever wake up like 30-40 minutes after falling asleep like deliriously horny? iβm talking an insatiable need to fuck. it happens to me every couple weeks, feels like some kind of REM cycle shit NPT is an everyday physiological occurrence which is not caused by sexual stimulation and can physiologically spontaneously occur during REM sleep. Men achieve erections three to five times during eight hours of sleep, and each erection may last for at least 30 minutes, regardless of age |
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killedbyboard
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Post by killedbyboard on Mar 22, 2024 0:32:56 GMT -5
does anyone else ever wake up like 30-40 minutes after falling asleep like deliriously horny? iβm talking an insatiable need to fuck. it happens to me every couple weeks, feels like some kind of REM cycle shit Definitely. Did not know this was a thing lol |
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slander
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Post by slander on Mar 22, 2024 0:36:21 GMT -5
Covid and WFH has completely changed the timeline of my wanks... pre-work, lunch break, mid-day, coffee breaks -- it's all fair game. Same. WFH has definitely fucked up wanking boundaries. I'll be in the middle of updating a spreadsheet then think fuck it, we cranking. |
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Mar 22, 2024 0:38:49 GMT -5
does anyone else ever wake up like 30-40 minutes after falling asleep like deliriously horny? iβm talking an insatiable need to fuck. it happens to me every couple weeks, feels like some kind of REM cycle shit NPT is an everyday physiological occurrence which is not caused by sexual stimulation and can physiologically spontaneously occur during REM sleep. Men achieve erections three to five times during eight hours of sleep, and each erection may last for at least 30 minutes, regardless of age Whatβs NPT, Nocturnal Pussy Time? Nighttime Penis Turgidity? |
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Mar 22, 2024 0:49:07 GMT -5
NPT is an everyday physiological occurrence which is not caused by sexual stimulation and can physiologically spontaneously occur during REM sleep. Men achieve erections three to five times during eight hours of sleep, and each erection may last for at least 30 minutes, regardless of age Whatβs NPT, Nocturnal Pussy Time? Nighttime Penis Turgidity? Nocturnal penile tumescence |
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