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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Mar 22, 2024 1:47:59 GMT -5
Covid and WFH has completely changed the timeline of my wanks... pre-work, lunch break, mid-day, coffee breaks -- it's all fair game. As it should have been all along Nature is healing
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patdog
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Post by patdog on Mar 22, 2024 4:52:50 GMT -5
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burp
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Post by burp on Mar 22, 2024 18:24:30 GMT -5
love when a girl is showin u some cute undies up close and u get a face full of tag. I'm tryna nuzzle her butthole not study the washing instructions!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2024 19:57:24 GMT -5
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Mar 22, 2024 21:02:27 GMT -5
Pretty sure The Immortal Science of Marxism-Leninism-Maoism & Dialectical & Historical Materialism has an onlyfans o-count, could be wrong though. Maybe it was fanslyβ¦
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Mar 22, 2024 21:11:41 GMT -5
Pretty sure The Immortal Science of Marxism-Leninism-Maoism & Dialectical & Historical Materialism has an onlyfans o-count, could be wrong though. Maybe it was fansly⦠Don't anti horny this shit, man
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2024 21:12:34 GMT -5
I donβt even need to touch anything to masturbate. I think deeply about love and affection. Get on my level crankcucks.
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 22, 2024 21:29:51 GMT -5
I go to the brothel and get someone else to do it.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2024 21:33:45 GMT -5
I donβt need βsomeone elseβ to βcome.β I think of universality and my body radiates with pleasure you could never begin to imagine. Keep cranking losers! Hahahah
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2024 21:58:43 GMT -5
Great! Now SFB is targeting me for the crime of expressing myself! Nazi!
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Mar 22, 2024 22:11:29 GMT -5
I wish I could get a spinal chord injury and spontaneously cum hundreds of times a day like that one guy I know you know what Iβm talking about he said he cummed like six times standing next to his fathers open casket at the funeral
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Mar 22, 2024 22:26:57 GMT -5
I donβt need βsomeone elseβ to βcome.β I think of universality and my body radiates with pleasure you could never begin to imagine. Keep cranking losers! Hahahah Sounds like a personnel problem.
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burp
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Post by burp on Mar 22, 2024 23:04:57 GMT -5
I donβt need βsomeone elseβ to βcome.β I think of universality and my body radiates with pleasure you could never begin to imagine. Keep cranking losers! Hahahah
is this sort of like quinting??
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Mar 22, 2024 23:10:25 GMT -5
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Mar 22, 2024 23:16:39 GMT -5
i think if you read the article you posted you'd have your answer
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cerotolerance
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Post by cerotolerance on Mar 23, 2024 21:10:33 GMT -5
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Ronaldo Artest
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Mar 23, 2024 22:32:41 GMT -5
imagine crossing state lines just to crank your hog to some porn like people do to place bets?
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Mar 24, 2024 14:08:56 GMT -5
imagine crossing state lines just to crank your hog to some porn like people do to place bets? If you lived on the border you could build like a place specifically for it. Like with booths and big screens all hooked up to pornhub and charge wankers who are frantically driving out of state to have a crank.
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xkingbuzzox
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Post by xkingbuzzox on Mar 26, 2024 19:59:30 GMT -5
NXT may not have the best wrestling but it's certainly geared towards horny jail inmates.
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Mar 26, 2024 20:17:48 GMT -5
So how do they ban things like reddit? Keyword optimization?
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cerotolerance
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Post by cerotolerance on Mar 26, 2024 20:25:51 GMT -5
NXT may not have the best wrestling but it's certainly geared towards horny jail inmates. softcore porn
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Mar 26, 2024 20:28:43 GMT -5
Hot take: the internet and the cummies it brings were better when porn wasnβt as accessible
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Mar 29, 2024 2:29:36 GMT -5
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Mar 29, 2024 2:35:04 GMT -5
I personally feel that for $3 itβs very reasonable to expect a video of someone farting.
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amplifiedohms
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Post by amplifiedohms on Mar 30, 2024 5:54:15 GMT -5
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Mar 30, 2024 7:20:40 GMT -5
If I had only seen this yesterday, I could have saved myself 3 bucks.
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Post by itii on Mar 30, 2024 14:11:48 GMT -5
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Mar 30, 2024 15:07:25 GMT -5
Yeah Good Gawd!
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Post by internetbully on Mar 30, 2024 15:14:07 GMT -5
I wish Angel Reese would point at me and laugh
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Post by burp on Mar 30, 2024 17:29:02 GMT -5
Rebecca, you are strong and powerful and graceful. I wish to ride you into battle. It is my destiny.
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