oogracieπ»
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Post by oogracieπ» on May 27, 2024 10:35:27 GMT -5
Like⦠gotten the hand job FROM the prosthetic?
In high school I knew a girl who had only 1 arm and she played the trumpet, so her prosthetic hand was molded in a C-shape so that she could hold the trumpet with it.
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jonsetsfire
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 27, 2024 10:42:54 GMT -5
Like⦠gotten the hand job FROM the prosthetic? In high school I knew a girl who had only 1 arm and she played the trumpet, so her prosthetic hand was molded in a C-shape so that she could hold the trumpet with it. Damn, you would need a trumpet-sized hog for that to work. Impressive |
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oogracieπ»
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Post by oogracieπ» on May 27, 2024 10:53:17 GMT -5
I donβt claim to have any details on the inner girth of that sucker.
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on May 27, 2024 11:16:34 GMT -5
Different kind of horny
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on May 27, 2024 11:45:43 GMT -5
Like⦠gotten the hand job FROM the prosthetic? In high school I knew a girl who had only 1 arm and she played the trumpet, so her prosthetic hand was molded in a C-shape so that she could hold the trumpet with it. this one time at band camp... |
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Mr. Dingle Foot
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on May 27, 2024 12:27:17 GMT -5
Like⦠gotten the hand job FROM the prosthetic? In high school I knew a girl who had only 1 arm and she played the trumpet, so her prosthetic hand was molded in a C-shape so that she could hold the trumpet with it. yeah like a carbon fiber jerk |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on May 27, 2024 12:37:13 GMT -5
Knew a guy who had a claw machine hand.  |
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jonsetsfire
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 27, 2024 12:40:16 GMT -5
Knew a guy who had a claw machine hand. Did he ever give you a handy with it? *Asking for Gracie |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on May 27, 2024 12:43:57 GMT -5
No but he did punch me in the face with his missing hand.
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 27, 2024 12:46:06 GMT -5
No but he did punch me in the face with his missing hand. Wes Nightmare? |
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Post by Cloud chasing the Ben diagram on May 27, 2024 17:46:24 GMT -5
You ever feel like you wasted a crank? I cranked it before I got a drippini and it felt like a waste, like I should have just waited until I wen't to bed.
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Pat
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Post by Pat on May 27, 2024 18:03:49 GMT -5
I have never had a single regret about cranking one out
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2024 18:09:13 GMT -5
I just started talking 5HTP and while I no longer want to kill myself anymore, my libido is a full on menace rn
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Pat
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Post by Pat on May 27, 2024 18:17:33 GMT -5
I just started talking 5HTP and while I no longer want to kill myself anymore, my libido is a full on menace rn Really out there raging against the dying of the light, huh? |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on May 27, 2024 18:21:40 GMT -5
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is horny no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on May 27, 2024 22:00:39 GMT -5
 happy Memorial Day |
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Post by pisswizard on May 28, 2024 1:25:39 GMT -5
Dangerous.
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on May 28, 2024 1:41:47 GMT -5
No nut left behind!
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Post by pisswizard on May 28, 2024 4:48:51 GMT -5
Saw a pretty lady on crutches who had one leg last week
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itii
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Post by itii on May 28, 2024 13:09:25 GMT -5
Saw a pretty lady on crutches who had one leg last week That explains the crutches |
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Post by jeanxseberg on May 28, 2024 15:07:40 GMT -5
Had a threesome π
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2024 15:09:11 GMT -5
a challengers threesome or a wild thngs threesome |
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Post by antipasto on May 28, 2024 15:10:47 GMT -5
I had a friend who had a foursome (himself and 3 women), and then he never had sex again for 9 years until he finally came out as gay and resumed fucking (with men this time)
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on May 28, 2024 15:11:54 GMT -5
I had a friend who had a foursome (himself and 3 women), and then he never had sex again for 9 years until he finally came out as gay (in a good way) and resumed fucking (with men this time) typical |
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Post by concealer on May 28, 2024 15:12:53 GMT -5
Might mess around and have a little onesome tonight
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anointed
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Post by anointed on May 28, 2024 15:13:36 GMT -5
might get some dim sum action going tonight
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Post by jeanxseberg on May 28, 2024 15:14:23 GMT -5
I've only ever been in ones that was a man and another woman. Despite my best efforts I can't get two men to agree to eiffel tower me without one of them becoming overly competitive or insecure about it and I do not have enough game to get two women to have sex with me
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Post by itii on May 28, 2024 15:20:12 GMT -5
I can't control how another man feels
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Post by anointed on May 28, 2024 15:21:33 GMT -5
all of my threesomes involved me and two other women except one time when me and my boy hooked up with a chick from the bar (it was gonna be a foursome but her friend backed out last minute). it didnβt go well, at least not for my friend, because he was legitimately getting cucked most of the fuck sesh.
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Post by jeanxseberg on May 28, 2024 15:24:26 GMT -5
Yep I'm at the point where I think MMF threesomes only work with two men who are πππ because straight men cannot help themselves from sizing each other up and become so neurotic about it that they can't even stay hard. Even if you try to explicitly say that you don't have to be g.ay and this is just about my fantasy of getting fucked by two men it doesn't work out. The porn fantasy of being used and manhandled by two straight dudes doesn't really translate to reality I think it has to be two bi dudes who are attracted to each other but will pretend to be straight for the sake of the fantasy
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