oogracieπ»
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Post by oogracieπ» on May 28, 2024 15:26:35 GMT -5
Iβm so vanilla and sad  |
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on May 28, 2024 15:28:43 GMT -5
I wanna try injections to see if I can get my horny levels back
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on May 28, 2024 15:30:18 GMT -5
Iβm so vanilla and sad I mean it's fun to do something different every once in a while to learn more about yourself and what you might like but at the end of the day vanilla is hands down the best flavor for a reason |
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on May 28, 2024 15:30:35 GMT -5
I think my horniness levels are tied to the moon now or some shit like that and I donβt understand it
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codync
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Post by codync on May 28, 2024 15:31:51 GMT -5
fills my heart to hear about all yβall suckin and fuckin out there
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on May 28, 2024 15:32:54 GMT -5
I've only ever been in ones that was a man and another woman. Despite my best efforts I can't get two men to agree to eiffel tower me without one of them becoming overly competitive or insecure about it and I do not have enough game to get two women to have sex with me "Eiffel Tower" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Wobbly H," please. |
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itii
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Post by itii on May 28, 2024 15:32:55 GMT -5
Yep I'm at the point where I think MMF threesomes only work with two men who are πππ because straight men cannot help themselves from sizing each other up and become so neurotic about it that they can't even stay hard. Even if you try to explicitly say that you don't have to be g.ay and this is just about my fantasy of getting fucked by two men it doesn't work out. The porn fantasy of being used and manhandled by two straight dudes doesn't really translate to reality I think it has to be two bi dudes who are attracted to each other but will pretend to be straight for the sake of the fantasy You tried sex workers? That's pretty much what they're there for plus with better abs |
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2024 15:35:26 GMT -5
Iβm so vanilla and sad get out |
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on May 28, 2024 15:41:49 GMT -5
I just wanna kiss
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2024 15:44:32 GMT -5
Kissing is my favorite
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oogracieπ»
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Post by oogracieπ» on May 28, 2024 15:45:19 GMT -5
Iβm so vanilla and sad get out bye |
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2024 15:45:53 GMT -5
bye baby come back |
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on May 28, 2024 15:46:23 GMT -5
Yep I'm at the point where I think MMF threesomes only work with two men who are πππ because straight men cannot help themselves from sizing each other up and become so neurotic about it that they can't even stay hard. Even if you try to explicitly say that you don't have to be g.ay and this is just about my fantasy of getting fucked by two men it doesn't work out. The porn fantasy of being used and manhandled by two straight dudes doesn't really translate to reality I think it has to be two bi dudes who are attracted to each other but will pretend to be straight for the sake of the fantasy You tried sex workers? That's pretty much what they're there for plus with better abs There is no sex worker on earth that can replicate the years of sexual tension I want to have one day with two heartbroken, but very handsome older men who recently wen't through a divorce and feel nervous about doing this because they want to make sure I'm okay, but ultimately indulge me and use me purely to get themselves off because it will make me happy |
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oogracieπ»
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Post by oogracieπ» on May 28, 2024 15:47:54 GMT -5
bye baby come back Hi (That was a rollercoaster of emotions James, this isnβt off to a good start) |
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2024 15:48:02 GMT -5
You tried sex workers? That's pretty much what they're there for plus with better abs There is no sex worker on earth that can replicate the years of sexual tension I want to have one day with two heartbroken, but very handsome older men who recently wen't through a divorce and feel nervous about doing this because they want to make sure I'm okay, but ultimately indulge me and use me purely to get themselves off because it will make me happy  |
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inheritedhell
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Post by inheritedhell on May 28, 2024 15:48:14 GMT -5
Iβm locked up
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Post by Talentless Elvis Costello on May 28, 2024 15:53:50 GMT -5
jean, as their herald i could not better describe the last twelve years (!!) of itii & @jamesk relationship they're even divorced (from each other) |
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Ronaldo Artest
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on May 28, 2024 15:58:46 GMT -5
I had sex for the first time in 2 years on Saturday. It rocked.
Being depressed all the time thus completely ruining my sex drive isn't fun tbh
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kwame
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Post by kwame on May 28, 2024 16:00:11 GMT -5
thread's taking an unexpected turn  |
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oogracieπ»
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Post by oogracieπ» on May 28, 2024 16:00:34 GMT -5
Btw my given LIKE was just for the first part (which rocks) and not the second part (which sucks, iβm sorry friend).
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Post by Jack Hard on May 28, 2024 16:00:47 GMT -5
I doubled up my lsd micro dose two days ago, ate ass, and had an out of body experience. Life rocks.
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on May 28, 2024 16:01:36 GMT -5
I had sex for the first time in 2 years on Saturday. It rocked. Being depressed all the time thus completely ruining my sex drive isn't fun tbh congrats on the sex (sincere) |
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2024 16:05:58 GMT -5
jeanxseberg, here is your prompt:
yo respect me, but as soon as this door closes, i am not a person, do with me what you want, its yours.
you need to find some men whose desire to carnally degrade women trounces their desire to conquer all man. they're out there. frankly i am AGHAST that you're seemingly unable to find any men who are down with this.
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Post by Jack Hard on May 28, 2024 16:22:07 GMT -5
bye baby come back You can blame it all on me. I was wrong and I just can't live without you. (Horny song) |
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Post by burp on May 28, 2024 16:24:15 GMT -5
I enjoy the concept of a partner being like a free use object and when the lads come over to play videogames they all get to grope and fondle her a bit and she brings us snacks w/ her boob out or just changes in the bedroom w/ the door slightly ajar and asks like oooh is so and so coming??? and I can tease her for having a little crush on my big dumb friend (maybe grind them or touch them a lil bit so they get distracted and lose the match, my friend's gf used to give me little footjobs during halo tournaments it ruled, still got that flag in though) etc or to the extreme have a party and she's just like a centerpiece like some weird human furniture that people are free to do what they please etc
but imho that's a reflection on me I think and my concept of self worth, where some trophy wife archetype must indicate that I am of a certain level of success/desirability which I believe is out of reach rather than a particular explicit desire for sexual experimentation or openness.
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burp
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Post by burp on May 28, 2024 16:28:57 GMT -5
I'm horny
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on May 28, 2024 16:29:00 GMT -5
does everyone here prefer to hold hands fingers locked or no
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burp
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Post by burp on May 28, 2024 16:29:49 GMT -5
yeah I'm grippin real hard so she can't let go plz don't let go |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on May 28, 2024 16:44:09 GMT -5
I think my horniness levels are tied to the moon now or some shit like that and I donβt understand it  Sofia Werewolf Bitch. |
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Post by gold soundz on May 28, 2024 17:01:44 GMT -5
thread is getting too horny so I'll balance it out - my wife is going through early menopause and it fuckin sucks for both of us. I stay crankin it mostly out of boredom but it's not even fun anymore. really can't imagine living like this for the rest of my days but what can you do, I've had a nice ride (who am I kidding, no I haven't).
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