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Post by ππππππππππππ on May 29, 2024 1:42:54 GMT -5
pulled out the measuring tape. if she's 6'4", i think about 4"10 would be perfect for me
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Post by jim on May 29, 2024 1:44:01 GMT -5
I'm watching Justified. Walton Goggins got a thicc booty. Boyd Crowder is one of my favourite characters ever, just so devious but charming as. On topic ain't really been horned up lately. Extra hours at work and being sick just has me tired n wanting to lie down. Seeing my partner tomorrow for first time in like a week and a half (due to aforementioned work n sickness) so I'm sure that'll change quickly. That gentlefemdom reddit is cool but wish there was version without any of the Mommy stuff, I ain't into that |
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on May 29, 2024 2:08:48 GMT -5
found out about cameron brink and now i wish i was like, a real tiny lil guy because the height difference now isn't enough but like if i was itsy bitsy? uppies I am an inch shorter than Kelsey Plumβ¦height donβt matter once the real muscles come out and they show you whoβs who. Cameron Bink and Kelsey Plums skims ads had me turning into the Tex Avery wolf. |
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Post by MMST3K on May 29, 2024 2:21:42 GMT -5
She's not gonna fuck you.
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on May 29, 2024 2:54:05 GMT -5
Is that in response to my post, Ray?
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Post by Cloud chasing the Ben diagram on May 29, 2024 3:07:10 GMT -5
jeanxseberg, here is your prompt: yo respect me, but as soon as this door closes, i am not a person, do with me what you want, its yours. you need to find some men whose desire to carnally degrade women trounces their desire to conquer all man. they're out there. frankly i am AGHAST that you're seemingly unable to find any men who are down with this. Thank you james k this is genuinely good advice If your sex life coaching actually works I will update this thread I enjoy the concept of a partner being like a free use object and when the lads come over to play videogames they all get to grope and fondle her a bit and she brings us snacks w/ her boob out or just changes in the bedroom w/ the door slightly ajar and asks like oooh is so and so coming??? and I can tease her for having a little crush on my big dumb friend (maybe grind them or touch them a lil bit so they get distracted and lose the match, my friend's gf used to give me little footjobs during halo tournaments it ruled, still got that flag in though) etc or to the extreme have a party and she's just like a centerpiece like some weird human furniture that people are free to do what they please etc but imho that's a reflection on me I think and my concept of self worth, where some trophy wife archetype must indicate that I am of a certain level of success/desirability which I believe is out of reach rather than a particular explicit desire for sexual experimentation or openness. Soooo hot I really don't even bother navel gazing anymore about why I like what I like we are all just stupid monkeys that are very sick in the brain and I just think it rocks Im along for the rideΒ π yebΒ Iβve never been in a situation threesome, more some or group sex where thatβs really been a problem for me at least. I think a lot of it had to do with the amount of drugs I was on and the fact I hated my ex.aunt you need to hang out with a more libertine crowd. |
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Post by pisswizard on May 29, 2024 4:17:50 GMT -5
I've only ever been in ones that was a man and another woman. Despite my best efforts I can't get two men to agree to eiffel tower me without one of them becoming overly competitive or insecure about it and I do not have enough game to get two women to have sex with me Yes thatβs almost exactly why I have only had ffm threesomes. I consider myself p straight too I think you kinda have to be closer to bisexual to be comfortable. |
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Post by inheritedhell on May 29, 2024 4:22:44 GMT -5
I could hardly convince one woman to have sex with me I cannot fathom convincing two women to have sex with me at the same time.
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on May 29, 2024 4:41:45 GMT -5
Gonna go home and ask my wife if we can have a threesome with another woman. Wish me luck!
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Post by Jack Hard on May 29, 2024 5:10:21 GMT -5
All types of moresomes are fun!
As long as everyone is on the same page. Mmf or mmff are the best IMHO.
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 29, 2024 5:36:58 GMT -5
Gonna go home and ask my wife if we can have a threesome with another woman. Wish me luck! Report back, dear! |
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Post by Jack Hard on May 29, 2024 5:46:38 GMT -5
Frotting rocks. Everyone should give it a go
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on May 29, 2024 6:30:14 GMT -5
When I was like 20 I was hanging out with some older coworkers and the woman goes βif you two make out Iβll get naked right here and fuck both of youβ and weβre stoned so I laugh and look over at the dude and heβs staring back at me with the most pathetic/pleading look and I had to decline the offer.
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on May 29, 2024 6:37:48 GMT -5
I asked my gf if we could have a three some once and she nearly broke up with me over it
What!! Itβs just a question!!
I was in a threesome scenario one other time but Iβm only like 1% attracted to dudes sorry pal
Solution: join a ladies polycule
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on May 29, 2024 7:49:15 GMT -5
Gonna go home and ask my wife if we can have a threesome with another woman. Wish me luck! Report back, dear! Divorce pending |
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 29, 2024 8:02:07 GMT -5
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on May 29, 2024 8:05:29 GMT -5
Gonna have so many threesomes!! |
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Post by Jack Hard on May 29, 2024 8:18:57 GMT -5
When I was like 20 I was hanging out with some older coworkers and the woman goes βif you two make out Iβll get naked right here and fuck both of youβ and weβre stoned so I laugh and look over at the dude and heβs staring back at me with the most pathetic/pleading look and I had to decline the offer. First time I had a licked balls was because it was the only way these two girls would fool around in front of us. That was the first time I saw a girl finger another one IRL. Good times. |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on May 29, 2024 8:23:14 GMT -5
When I was like 20 I was hanging out with some older coworkers and the woman goes βif you two make out Iβll get naked right here and fuck both of youβ and weβre stoned so I laugh and look over at the dude and heβs staring back at me with the most pathetic/pleading look and I had to decline the offer. Whereβs your sense of loyalty huh?!! |
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Post by codync on May 29, 2024 8:32:22 GMT -5
idk about participating but I think itβd be cool to just hang out and observe, like maybe give em a βhell yeahβ or a high five here and there
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Post by sarahohio on May 29, 2024 9:11:39 GMT -5
Had a few male friends tell me they were in a threesome and then the girls basically decided to just fuck with each other and they got left out. Some were butt hurt, some improvised and just jerked to the live show.
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Post by xkingbuzzox on May 29, 2024 9:12:26 GMT -5
I'm pretty into group sex. It is difficult to find other guys who don't get competitive but once you do, it can be very fun. If the situation becomes more than a threesome, I'm more apt to stand back and watch. That's for safety reasons as well as pleasure. I was at a gangbang once where a guy overstepped the boundaries and it was messy because everyone was involved in something and it became difficult to break up. I've actually only been in a FFM threesome once and it was fun but not my favorite.
Edit: post right before this is actually my experience with FFM.
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 29, 2024 9:16:56 GMT -5
Never been part of a threesome. Despite my efforts (not my best). Is it too late to make this my "make a wish" thing?
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Post by pisswizard on May 29, 2024 9:25:35 GMT -5
Most of my three ways were with sex workers.
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Post by Jack Hard on May 29, 2024 9:47:18 GMT -5
As a people pleaser, I'm making sure everyone is having fun in a moresome
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Post by jimmyspudboy on May 29, 2024 9:49:44 GMT -5
Is it up to the host of the threesome to provide snacks?
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 29, 2024 9:52:35 GMT -5
Is it up to the host of the threesome to provide snacks? Bars and punch |
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Post by Jack Hard on May 29, 2024 10:33:11 GMT -5
Is it up to the host of the threesome to provide snacks? It's planned. I'd say yes. |
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on May 29, 2024 10:56:49 GMT -5
Iβve avoided several threesomes, but I think theyβve all been mmf. One was mff but one of the women got weird and it fizzled out.
One involved a woman my friend dated afterwards and he was always really sensitive about it and would ask me very specific questions⦠etc⦠it was weird.
Ohhhhβ¦ and ok this one night I wen't back to this couples place after the bar to do drugs and they tried putting the moves on me and then tried making me feel bad about not being into it and like misleading them?? Like I thought we were just going snort drugs but apparently there was some implication? Anyway Iβm young and fucked up and Iβve been doing their drugs, so we settle on me just directing them so I sit down in a chair and tell them what to do and it actually ended up being pretty hot but not something Iβd ever like set out to doβ¦ but it worked out really well in the moment. Man that was like 20 years ago, Iβm so fucking old.
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Post by JDS on May 29, 2024 10:59:00 GMT -5
not my thing at all.
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