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Post by jonsetsfire on May 29, 2024 11:00:21 GMT -5
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Post by JDS on May 29, 2024 11:05:48 GMT -5
naw, sex rules, I'm saying any situation involving more than one partner. |
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 29, 2024 11:08:53 GMT -5
Frotting rocks. Everyone should give it a go I missed this earlier! As an impressionable youth, I once caught an episode of HBOs Real Sex, and one of the segments was about frottage—something about rubbing my dick on a bare-ass tree that turned me off to the idea. |
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Post by duck on May 29, 2024 11:09:25 GMT -5
Some of you have never been held and kissed tenderly on the forehead and it shows.
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Post by Jack Hard on May 29, 2024 11:10:47 GMT -5
In general as long as everyone respects boundaries, and you know yours, they are all fun. MMF/MFF/MMM/..etc all rule(if you're into them, if not that's cool too)
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Post by Jack Hard on May 29, 2024 11:12:49 GMT -5
Frotting rocks. Everyone should give it a go I missed this earlier! As an impressionable youth, I once caught an episode of HBOs Real Sex, and one of the segments was about frottage—something about rubbing my dick on a bare-ass tree that turned me off to the idea. I remember that episode!!!. Dry rubbing sounds awful, I'm trying to cum not start a fire! |
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 29, 2024 11:14:02 GMT -5
I missed this earlier! As an impressionable youth, I once caught an episode of HBOs Real Sex, and one of the segments was about frottage—something about rubbing my dick on a bare-ass tree that turned me off to the idea. I remember that episode!!!. Dry rubbing sounds awful, I'm trying to cum not start a fire! Hell yeah! That show needs to make a comeback. Imagine all of the new kinks they could explore |
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Post by JDS on May 29, 2024 11:18:11 GMT -5
On a side note, I wen't to The Empire Strips Back this weekend with my GF. I expected it to be sexier than it was, but it was awesome nonetheless.
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 29, 2024 11:22:46 GMT -5
On a side note, I wen't to The Empire Strips Back this weekend with my GF. I expected it to be sexier than it was, but it was awesome nonetheless. Ive seen Groupons for something like this. Burlesque Star Wars. Such an interesting concept. They definitely know who their target audience is. How did it smell in there? |
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on May 29, 2024 11:24:19 GMT -5
no one's talking about the NB/NB/NB threesome
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Post by BloodFarts2 on May 29, 2024 11:26:11 GMT -5
I’m picturing a threesome would involve me lasting 5 mins at max so that’s 2 mins per lady with a minute water break in between. Actually doesn’t sound too bad.
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Post by JDS on May 29, 2024 11:27:07 GMT -5
no one's talking about the NB/NB/NB threesome this sounds either way too smooth or way too lumpy. |
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on May 29, 2024 11:32:03 GMT -5
On a side note, I wen't to The Empire Strips Back this weekend with my GF. I expected it to be sexier than it was, but it was awesome nonetheless. Ive seen Groupons for something like this. Burlesque Star Wars. Such an interesting concept. They definitely know who their target audience is. How did it smell in there? My friend invited me to a burlesque show once and I made fun of her for being into something like that. Then when I asked how it was she told me that it actually turned out to be a cover/beard for a racist rally and she got out of there really fast. |
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 29, 2024 11:32:51 GMT -5
Ive seen Groupons for something like this. Burlesque Star Wars. Such an interesting concept. They definitely know who their target audience is. How did it smell in there? My friend invited me to a burlesque show once and I made fun of her for being into something like that. Then when I asked how it was she told me that it actually turned out to be a cover/beard for a racist rally and she got out of there really fast. Oh no! What a boner killer. |
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Post by JDS on May 29, 2024 11:34:10 GMT -5
On a side note, I wen't to The Empire Strips Back this weekend with my GF. I expected it to be sexier than it was, but it was awesome nonetheless. Ive seen Groupons for something like this. Burlesque Star Wars. Such an interesting concept. They definitely know who their target audience is. How did it smell in there? It smelled like popcorn, TBH. It was in SF so it was a mixed crowd, Pervs, Queers, Nerds, Normies and various blendings of these. |
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on May 29, 2024 11:34:28 GMT -5
There were people outside protesting and her and her friends thought they were protesting burlesque… like it’s the 1950s or something.
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Post by agunrack on May 29, 2024 11:42:19 GMT -5
Ive seen Groupons for something like this. Burlesque Star Wars. Such an interesting concept. They definitely know who their target audience is. How did it smell in there? My friend invited me to a burlesque show once and I made fun of her for being into something like that. Then when I asked how it was she told me that it actually turned out to be a cover/beard for a racist rally and she got out of there really fast.  |
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Post by oogracie👻 on May 29, 2024 12:06:18 GMT -5
I don’t think i’ve ever heard of anything LESS sexy than “burlesque + star wars”
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Post by concealer on May 29, 2024 12:07:16 GMT -5
I don’t think i’ve ever heard of anything LESS sexy than “burlesque + star wars” I wen't to a Will Ferrell themed burlesque show with my wife a few years ago |
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 29, 2024 12:08:39 GMT -5
I don’t think i’ve ever heard of anything LESS sexy than “burlesque + star wars” I wen't to a Will Ferrell themed burlesque show with my wife a few years ago How did they "sex up" the "taco, burrito" SNL cheerleader skit? |
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Post by concealer on May 29, 2024 12:10:12 GMT -5
I don’t remember much but there was a sexy Mugatu that came out really good
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Post by pisswizard on May 29, 2024 12:15:07 GMT -5
I’m really into making women squirt and its like animals marking territory after it seems. The partner gets angry at the interloper leaving her mark.
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Post by pisswizard on May 29, 2024 12:16:28 GMT -5
One time I was showing a prostitute how I make my GF at the time squirt and she was from china or something and was all “OHHH WOAH!” Very cool
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Post by Jack Hard on May 29, 2024 12:16:34 GMT -5
no one's talking about the NB/NB/NB threesome Sorrrrry! I just didn't feel like typing nbnbnb. Everyone is invited! |
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Post by oogracie👻 on May 29, 2024 13:27:59 GMT -5
I don’t remember much but there was a sexy Mugatu that came out really good Now you’re speaking my language lmao |
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Post by giorgio merauder on May 29, 2024 13:51:38 GMT -5
I enjoy the concept of a partner being like a free use object and when the lads come over to play videogames they all get to grope and fondle her a bit and she brings us snacks w/ her boob out or just changes in the bedroom w/ the door slightly ajar and asks like oooh is so and so coming??? and I can tease her for having a little crush on my big dumb friend (maybe grind them or touch them a lil bit so they get distracted and lose the match, my friend's gf used to give me little footjobs during halo tournaments it ruled, still got that flag in though) etc or to the extreme have a party and she's just like a centerpiece like some weird human furniture that people are free to do what they please etc but imho that's a reflection on me I think and my concept of self worth, where some trophy wife archetype must indicate that I am of a certain level of success/desirability which I believe is out of reach rather than a particular explicit desire for sexual experimentation or openness. damn im tryna get footed up playing halo |
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Post by oogracie👻 on May 29, 2024 14:01:22 GMT -5
Got locked up in a dream w a bil’er last night lol damn u thread
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Post by ☭ Bob Loblaw ☭ on May 29, 2024 14:02:41 GMT -5
Got locked up in a dream w a bil’er last night lol damn u thread Stipulate to this |
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Post by 𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 on May 29, 2024 14:03:10 GMT -5
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 29, 2024 14:03:57 GMT -5
Got locked up in a dream w a bil’er last night lol damn u thread Stipulate to this Seconded. |
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