fellas post your cock and balls

[Deleted]

I just realized that I have a measuring app on my phone and Im curious about cock and ball sizes on board

[Deleted]

I need to see your cock and balls on the board is life messageboard

[landoftalk]

I’ve paused that Calvin Klein ad on Jeremy Allen Whites undies dick shot more than I’d want to admit lmao

[Tstigz]

You’re gonna need a microscope app on your phone if I post mine

[jeanxseberg]

Hey I'm sorry about this I'm gonna try to stop logging in on your o-count

[jeanxseberg]

I just figured it would lend more credibility if you said it

[Thefingerthingmeansthetaxes]

I'm size 26 btw 😎

[pmagic]

Mine keep hanging lower

[burp]

I'll post it when I get out of jail some idiot reported me for swimming in the pool at the local Bass Pro Shop

[Bussy Drippens]

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Jan 7, 2024 21:35:00 GMT -5 Bussy Drippens said:

whoa! twu

[burp]

the only time I sent a pic of my hog to a girl she asked me why it was so red

I have never sent hog to anyone since

[antipasto]

My buddy (I swear) was talking to a woman for a while, and she asked him for a dick pick, but after he sent it she said “never mind” and ghosted him

Edit- also one time he showed me a photo on his phone but I accidentally swiped and a photo popped up taken from under his erect penis, where he was making it appear as though it was about to enter his own mouth. He had a smiley face and arms digitally drawn onto the penis

[Bob Sacamano]

it's small, that's all you need to know

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Jan 7, 2024 22:25:48 GMT -5 antipasto said:

My buddy (I swear) was talking to a woman for a while, and she asked him for a dick pick, but after he sent it she said “never mind” and ghosted him

god damn

[giorgio merauder]

i keep reading the thread title to the tune of jumpin jumpin by destiny's child

fellas post your cock and balls
the board is full of ballas and they pockets full grown

[antipasto]

Two more stories about my friend’s dick:
He sent a photo of it to a different woman and she responded with “Aw, it’s so cute and compact. It looks shy!” But I think she meant it positively? She kept trying to meet up with him afterwards

Also he was at the doctor with his (now ex) wife, checking out a small inflammation near his penis. His wife asked how long they should wait to have intercourse, and the doctor said “I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t want that thing anywhere near me”

[Deleted]

Jesus fuckinn christ

[NUKE THE INTERNET]

I've never sent a dick pic, and I've never received a boob pic. Am I subnormal?

[Ⓝ𝒶𝓇匚[REDACTED]ᗴᖇ]

Nice try, pervert

[Deleted]

No judgement zone it’s cool

[Ese Ese]

Jan 7, 2024 22:57:09 GMT -5 @notsean said:

No judgement zone it’s cool

fella is a sentence spice,you're a racist

[burp]

oh shit, I forgot, the only other time I sent a dickpic it was to my university gf who I later found out wasn't home at the time (early days of cellphones lmao, didn't take it with her everywhere) and it was in fact her cousin that was home and saw my dick pic text and was telling my to jerk it off.

horse girls man.

[Deleted]

What exactly constitutes the measurement of BDE? What factors are at play here?

[Porch Honky]

SPOILER: Click to show

[immortalrites]

Jan 7, 2024 22:52:14 GMT -5 NUKE THE INTERNET said:

I've never sent a dick pic, and I've never received a boob pic. Am I subnormal?

I'm a bit of a prude by most standards but imo we dick pic non senders are the light in a sea of darkness.

[ass eyes]

[BIL Security Team Alpha]

I’m going to measure from the pelvic bone instead of the anus to not embarrass all of you.

[Jon Joseph in a golf cart.]

Not sure I could get the whole thing on picture. Cuz it’s so big ha ha lol

[jimmyspudboy]

Jan 7, 2024 21:35:00 GMT -5 Bussy Drippens said:

Shid is looking like a dog dork.