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Post by concealer on Feb 14, 2024 13:17:46 GMT -5
And unloads his gun at a man handcuffed in the back of his squad card (uninjured)
I know we have a cop thread already but this is felt worthy of its own thread
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Feb 14, 2024 13:21:30 GMT -5
Love the two Hollywood rolls he does.
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☭ Bob Loblaw ☭
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Post by ☭ Bob Loblaw ☭ on Feb 14, 2024 13:24:21 GMT -5
When they exclusively hire coddled hard rockered pussies who grew up playing COD what do you expect?
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Post by nastyy on Feb 14, 2024 13:26:35 GMT -5
hopefully this guy kills himself
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Post by concealer on Feb 14, 2024 13:26:41 GMT -5
“I’M HIT!”
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Feb 14, 2024 13:28:11 GMT -5
There should be a show like "Undercover Boss" where somebody offers cops 75k to do somebody else's job for one week. No chance they'd make it more than two days before power tripping and shoulder checking an 8 year old girl through a plate glass window or something.
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Post by paulkersey on Feb 14, 2024 13:32:56 GMT -5
There should be a show like "Undercover Boss" where somebody offers cops 75k to do somebody else's job for one week. No chance they'd make it more than two days before power tripping and shoulder checking an 8 year old girl through a plate glass window or something. A guy who used to be NYPD became a 3rd grade teacher at my school not too long after I quit. He resighned from the force after beating an immigrant so badly at a bar that he's blind in one eye now. One of my former colleagues who does classroom observations tells me that he has an anger problem and yells at the kids a lot. yeah no shit. edit- everythings a fuckin filter now |
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Feb 14, 2024 13:39:19 GMT -5
it would be crazy to look out the window of your condo and just see and hear a cop yelling out of fuckin nowhere before he somersaults a couple times and just starts unloading on his own car
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Feb 14, 2024 13:44:57 GMT -5
what a nutless rétard
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Feb 14, 2024 13:52:21 GMT -5
Gonna need JJ's thoughts on this before I can judge the pig.
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Feb 14, 2024 13:52:21 GMT -5
There should be a show like "Undercover Boss" where somebody offers cops 75k to do somebody else's job for one week. No chance they'd make it more than two days before power tripping and shoulder checking an 8 year old girl through a plate glass window or something. A guy who used to be NYPD became a 3rd grade teacher at my school not too long after I quit. He resighned from the force after beating an immigrant so badly at a bar that he's blind in one eye now. One of my former colleagues who does classroom observations tells me that he has an anger problem and yells at the kids a lot. yeah no shit. edit- everythings a fuckin filter now Sounds like a Kindergarten Cop remake starring Mark Wahlberg. |
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Feb 14, 2024 13:53:25 GMT -5
Mf hit that R button twice.
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Feb 14, 2024 14:12:15 GMT -5
"Dude am I hit?"
Yeah, by one of your own 18 ejected (and harmless) casings you stupid piece of shit. 100% agree with nastyy on this one
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Post by throwdemgunz on Feb 14, 2024 14:15:13 GMT -5
Dude in the cars life was saved by the cops incompetence. Very dope.
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Post by Chris on Feb 14, 2024 14:39:27 GMT -5
it would be crazy to look out the window of your condo and just see and hear a cop yelling out of fuckin nowhere before he somersaults a couple times and just starts unloading on his own car  |
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Post by ITID on Feb 14, 2024 15:14:22 GMT -5
Perfectly normal reaction to absorbing fent through your gloves
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Post by jermojames on Feb 14, 2024 15:18:52 GMT -5
imagine every time the wind blows while im courting and canoodling beneath the ol’ oak tree im transported back to my time in fallujah and unload on a handcuffed suspect
real small dick shit
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Post by headxtrauma on Feb 14, 2024 15:31:59 GMT -5
we get it, you play Dark Souls.
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Post by Ian MacFlai on Feb 14, 2024 15:41:20 GMT -5
hopefully this guy kills himself he definitely will, but likely not on purpose |
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Post by RIPnointed on Feb 14, 2024 16:01:51 GMT -5
potential username: acorn cop
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Feb 14, 2024 16:02:26 GMT -5
Better put out an APB. Acorn Points Bulletin.
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Post by James K on Feb 14, 2024 16:27:34 GMT -5
How do you confuse being hit and being good? Those are two very distinct and extremely opposite statuses.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2024 16:32:42 GMT -5
That’s nuts
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Feb 14, 2024 17:00:23 GMT -5
Got his ass with the ghost gun Compressed Air - Acorn Launcher…  |
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Post by Pat on Feb 14, 2024 17:10:20 GMT -5
Back in high school we shot a kid in the head with a bb gun and he thought it was an acorn and none of his friends believed him.
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Post by meatballmaniac on Feb 14, 2024 17:11:26 GMT -5
Back in high school we shot a kid in the head with a bb gun and he thought it was an acorn and none of his friends believed him. we? |
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Post by Daytona 500 on Feb 14, 2024 17:15:05 GMT -5
How do you confuse being hit and being good? Those are two very distinct and extremely opposite statuses. I don't think the people who become cops have any kind of impulse or emotional control. So even a traffic stop has their adrenaline pumping like they just experienced ten 9/11s. |
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Post by Pat on Feb 14, 2024 17:17:31 GMT -5
Back in high school we shot a kid in the head with a bb gun and he thought it was an acorn and none of his friends believed him. we?  |
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Post by Koopsta Fella on Feb 14, 2024 17:58:39 GMT -5
100% certified bitch
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Post by concealer on Feb 14, 2024 19:07:06 GMT -5
If I’m his neighbor I’m filling up his mailbox with acorns everyday
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