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Post by afr2000 on Nov 21, 2018 13:46:38 GMT -5
Giving out horsey sauce like Arbys
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 21, 2018 13:48:23 GMT -5
Giving out horsey sauce like Arbys Oh no! |
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Post by adonis on Nov 21, 2018 14:02:49 GMT -5
Hopefully his family can pony up the bail money
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 21, 2018 14:05:26 GMT -5
Hopefully his family can pony up the bail money I'm sure his mane man will get him out. |
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Post by chuggingpus on Nov 21, 2018 14:12:48 GMT -5
guarantee you at least 1 member of the jury has fucked a pony, if not the same pony. dude will walk free.
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Post by afr2000 on Nov 21, 2018 14:13:32 GMT -5
Hopefully his family can pony up the bail money I'm sure his mane man will get him out. His squads gonna need to saddle up |
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Post by RealVile on Nov 21, 2018 14:22:11 GMT -5
damn living in florida adds some serious years to you. dude looks like hes 30 you'd think all that horse shit would be good for his skin |
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 21, 2018 14:33:36 GMT -5
damn living in florida adds some serious years to you. dude looks like hes 30 You'd think all that horse cum would be good for his skin What are you hard-rocking? |
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Post by RealVile on Nov 21, 2018 14:36:10 GMT -5
Hahaha
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Post by chuggingpus on Nov 21, 2018 15:05:31 GMT -5
 Yay or neigh? |
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Post by RealVile on Nov 21, 2018 15:12:04 GMT -5
bit hairy but thats cool
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Post by RealVile on Nov 21, 2018 15:14:50 GMT -5
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Post by lilmeatsauce on Nov 21, 2018 15:18:39 GMT -5
do you think the guy wore protection or just wen't bareback?
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Post by concealer on Nov 21, 2018 15:46:41 GMT -5
Now it’s time for him to say bye-bye, Lil Sebastian
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Post by boundforgloryhole on Nov 21, 2018 19:22:27 GMT -5
do you think the guy wore protection or just wen't bareback?  |
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Post by Reasonablepizza518 on Nov 21, 2018 19:39:02 GMT -5
Look, you gotta admit that’s a sexy, fuckable horse. I’m not saying it’s right, but when the urge strikes you’d prolly dick that pony
I would argue to the contrary. There are much sexier horses out there, but the heart wants what the heart wants.
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 21, 2018 19:42:14 GMT -5
It was a horse deal with it.
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Post by chuggingpus on Nov 21, 2018 19:42:28 GMT -5
Look, you gotta admit that’s a sexy, fuckable horse. I’m not saying it’s right, but when the urge strikes you’d prolly dick that pony
I would argue to the contrary. There are much sexier horses out there, but the heart wants what the heart wants.
A bottle of champagne and at least the illusion of privacy you’re gonna dick that pony. If I was his lawyer that’s how I’d win over a jury. |
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Post by afr2000 on Nov 21, 2018 19:51:37 GMT -5
It was a horse deal with it. Its legal to like, jerk off and fingerblast animals for animal husbandry. The crime seems to be in enjoying it. I'll stab a motherfucker for abusing animals, but realistically, I doubt it even noticed. Give this dude all the benefit in the world and say he's got a 9" dick. Horses are hung like your arm. It was the equivalent of a tampon string |
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 21, 2018 19:54:27 GMT -5
It was a horse deal with it. Its legal to like, jerk off and fingerblast animals for animal husbandry. The crime seems to be in enjoying it. I'll stab a motherfucker for abusing animals, but realistically, I doubt it even noticed. Give this dude all the benefit in the world and say he's got a 9" dick. Horses are hung like your arm. It was the equivalent of a tampon string Look up SNL centaur job interview and you'll get the joke. |
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Post by afr2000 on Nov 21, 2018 20:04:26 GMT -5
I remember that. Chris Parnell, right?
I just don't recall the line.
My statement still stands..
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Nov 21, 2018 22:16:07 GMT -5
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Post by DAYMAN on Nov 21, 2018 22:22:39 GMT -5
... there's not enough bleach in the world to unwatch that.
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Nov 22, 2018 4:11:34 GMT -5
Obligatory  |
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Post by The new Jan Brady on Nov 22, 2018 5:02:16 GMT -5
Now it’s time for him to say bye-bye, Lil Sebastian How did it take this long for this joke and why is there only one like |
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Post by chuggingpus on Nov 22, 2018 7:16:51 GMT -5
 Reenactment of that dude getting pony dicked |
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Post by cfloyd3 on Nov 22, 2018 8:44:36 GMT -5
Do horses not have vaginas? Was it a male horse? Does that make you gay if so?
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Post by tyburn on Nov 22, 2018 20:16:48 GMT -5
things the board likes: fucking ankles, fucking horses, faking your death
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Nov 22, 2018 20:32:53 GMT -5
He was thirsty for that mustang poontang.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2018 20:35:49 GMT -5
Holy shit delete this thread
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