RealVile
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juice drinking dipshit
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Post by RealVile on Nov 23, 2018 2:37:32 GMT -5
"I can't even"
"I'm crying"
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lilmeatsauce
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klingon
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Post by lilmeatsauce on Nov 23, 2018 5:48:12 GMT -5
He was thirsty for that mustang poontang. #1 post |
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 23, 2018 11:11:00 GMT -5
And to think this is how Christopher Reeves broke his neck.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2018 11:37:13 GMT -5
And to think this is how Christopher Reeves broke his neck. superman dat po (ney) |
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afr2000
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Post by afr2000 on Nov 23, 2018 15:21:15 GMT -5
And to think this is how Christopher Reeves broke his neck. Maimed by a horse while drinking for the day Crippled for life: the price you gotta pay |
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DAYMAN
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Slayer.
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Post by DAYMAN on Nov 23, 2018 15:36:18 GMT -5
I've been feelin' pretty good today
So far nothing's gone my way
No money in my pocket but that's okay
I'll just fuck a horse today
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 23, 2018 16:24:16 GMT -5
Fuck paying hooker's I own a horse
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itii
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least likely to win at literally anything
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Post by itii on Nov 23, 2018 18:07:52 GMT -5
Still waiting for someone to say "Horse Fucker Mike" isn't a terrible nickname.
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DAYMAN
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Slayer.
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Post by DAYMAN on Nov 23, 2018 18:24:46 GMT -5
Save a horse, ride a- um...
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 23, 2018 19:05:01 GMT -5
I'M BAAAACCCCKKKKKKK IN THE Saddle AGAIN!
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forestpoetry
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Post by forestpoetry on Nov 23, 2018 19:08:45 GMT -5
Still waiting for someone to say "Horse Fucker Mike" isn't a terrible nickname.
Horse Fucker Mike (RIP)
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 23, 2018 19:11:42 GMT -5
It's too bad it wasn't a bear
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afr2000
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Post by afr2000 on Nov 23, 2018 19:19:58 GMT -5
Sucks he actually fucked a horse, because "Horse Fucker Mike" is a dope nickname
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afr2000
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Post by afr2000 on Nov 23, 2018 19:20:30 GMT -5
Save a horse, ride a- um... Save a cowboy? |
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2018 19:24:28 GMT -5
If the horse enjoyed it then wouldn't this be a whinny-whinny situation?
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afr2000
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Post by afr2000 on Nov 23, 2018 19:31:44 GMT -5
People think he's crazy, but he seems stable to me
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DAYMAN
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Slayer.
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Post by DAYMAN on Nov 23, 2018 19:43:23 GMT -5
If someone wagered they wouldn't read about bestiality this week, then you better pony up that money.
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Top Rope Swanton
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these muchachos know what's up
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Nov 23, 2018 22:03:29 GMT -5
Imagine being a power bottom for a horse. That guy's dumps must spray out like a confetti machine.
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Top Rope Swanton
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these muchachos know what's up
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Nov 24, 2018 20:56:57 GMT -5
Actually maybe his dumps are more like the scene in The Shining with the blood.
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boundforgloryhole
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Still on 56k dial up
My tummy sticks out more than my dickie do
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Post by boundforgloryhole on Nov 24, 2018 22:20:42 GMT -5
Dumps? You mean loads, uncultured swine.
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Top Rope Swanton
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these muchachos know what's up
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Dec 1, 2018 22:35:00 GMT -5
I have the weirdest boner right now
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wedealinlead
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Post by wedealinlead on Dec 1, 2018 22:56:35 GMT -5
Equine Prezicum
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locust
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Post by locust on Dec 2, 2018 7:40:03 GMT -5
Why do people who do stuff like this always like people who would do stuff like this?
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 2, 2018 14:16:10 GMT -5
Is this better or worse than the woman who died from anaphylactic shock due to dog sperm in her vagina?
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Top Rope Swanton
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these muchachos know what's up
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Dec 18, 2018 20:17:11 GMT -5
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Post by crawlingcosmichorror on Dec 18, 2018 22:36:34 GMT -5
I'm going to Florida in March and I'm honestly kinda scared.
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 19, 2018 0:59:27 GMT -5
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beckybreach
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Post by beckybreach on Dec 19, 2018 12:27:27 GMT -5
The background music is perfect. |
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jonsetsfire
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pervert
creepin'
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Post by jonsetsfire on Dec 19, 2018 18:11:57 GMT -5
I'm going to Florida in March and I'm honestly kinda scared. Cause you might fuck a horse? "When in Florida". |
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redstarohyeah
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Post by redstarohyeah on Dec 20, 2018 16:19:28 GMT -5
I was hoping for Supersands the Wonder Horse
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