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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2024 10:41:15 GMT -5
“expected goals” it’s basically an amalgam of possession, shots, shots on target, passes, etc to be like THIS IS HOW MANY GOALS THEY SHOULD HAVE SCORED. Stat for stupid assholes.
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Rhys
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Post by Rhys on Jun 25, 2024 10:43:21 GMT -5
I hate anyone who obsesses with football stats. It’s for people who’ve never stepped foot in a ground.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2024 10:44:37 GMT -5
I don’t mind like “X outshot Y, Y got outplayed” but stats like possession or passes are so bogus
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Post by Jacked Homeboy on Jun 25, 2024 10:49:45 GMT -5
I hate anyone who obsesses with football stats. It’s for people who’ve never stepped foot in a ground. The only stat i care for is how many pints i can get in at half time
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Jun 25, 2024 11:31:47 GMT -5
Stats are really useful if you’re the type of person who likes to engage in pointless arguments online.
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Post by jj____ on Jun 25, 2024 11:51:42 GMT -5
If these stats people were actually smart they’d know expected starts with an e not an x LOOOOOLLLL
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Post by BloodFarts2 on Jun 25, 2024 12:10:10 GMT -5
Surprised that the thread is mostly made of Jon Gruden like analytics are for pussies posters. I blame the euros who I am guessing are still in the 1990s as far as culture goes so it makes sense.
I’ve been much more on the other side lately especially after seeing how successful Brighton and Brentford have been.
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Post by jj____ on Jun 25, 2024 12:22:11 GMT -5
If Gruden was here he’d call you an anti football pussy. And probably the n word or something
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Post by Wayne Woodrow Hayes on Jun 25, 2024 12:27:15 GMT -5
I’ve been much more on the other side lately especially after seeing how successful Brighton and Brentford have been. I feel like football executives using analytics compared to weirdos on twitter being like "lol this dude is ass" are not comparable examples.
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Post by smashedbox on Jun 25, 2024 12:37:47 GMT -5
fucking awful pk from lewa. also I thought the stutter step and stop run up on pk was illegal now?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2024 12:48:19 GMT -5
You ever notice all MLS fans look like frat guys, bike messengers, baristas, or pedophiles?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2024 12:51:21 GMT -5
France hasn’t scored in open play in 3 matches.
They also haven’t conceded in open play in 3 matches.
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Post by jj____ on Jun 25, 2024 12:55:52 GMT -5
You ever notice all MLS fans look like frat guys, bike messengers, baristas, or pedophiles? MLS fans look like if Reddit was a person but were probably saying the same thing here http://instagram.com/p/C8QhWnJM-tf
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2024 12:56:40 GMT -5
AUSTRIA ARE GROUP WINNERS HAHAH
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Post by rayeighty on Jun 25, 2024 12:58:22 GMT -5
poor poor netherlands defense
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Post by smashedbox on Jun 25, 2024 13:00:15 GMT -5
Deschamps might be worse than Southgate
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2024 13:00:49 GMT -5
Deschamps might be worse than Southgate at least the French defense looks like iron. Mbappe’s bitch ass aint coming correct
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Post by Rhys on Jun 25, 2024 13:05:01 GMT -5
Will they ever learn?
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Jun 25, 2024 13:16:58 GMT -5
You ever notice all MLS fans look like frat guys, bike messengers, baristas, or pedophiles? MLS fans look like if Reddit was a person but were probably saying the same thing here http://instagram.com/p/C8QhWnJM-tf To be a diehard American soccer fan you have to have a touch of the ‘tism.
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Post by smashedbox on Jun 25, 2024 13:21:54 GMT -5
To be a diehard American soccer fan you have to have a touch of the ‘tism. if I'm being honest would rather them act all goofy and shit than the try hard but still goofy ass American Outlaws
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Post by jj____ on Jun 25, 2024 13:27:05 GMT -5
To be a diehard American soccer fan you have to have a touch of the ‘tism. They look like the only currency they deal in is Kohls cash
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Post by jj____ on Jun 25, 2024 13:28:37 GMT -5
Maybe a hot take but the only difference between the American Outlaws and the Scattish fans everyone seems to be beating their meat over is one group wears skirts and plays the worst instrument known to man
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Jun 25, 2024 13:31:27 GMT -5
God i hate alexi lalas so fucking much. anyone goof that listens to his podcast needs to be sent to Siberia for all of eternity.
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Post by dmk on Jun 25, 2024 13:40:32 GMT -5
There's so many bad takes on this page and the England match hasn't even kicked off.
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Jun 25, 2024 13:41:29 GMT -5
Alexi Lawless would be a good porn name
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Jun 25, 2024 13:53:10 GMT -5
There's so many bad takes on this page and the England match hasn't even kicked off. found the alexi lalas podcast listener. Shame!
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Post by lobsterdog on Jun 25, 2024 14:02:18 GMT -5
It would be extremely funny if Holland bounces England straight off the rip
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Jun 25, 2024 14:24:54 GMT -5
You ever notice all MLS fans look like frat guys, bike messengers, baristas, or pedophiles? fight me.
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Jun 25, 2024 14:25:30 GMT -5
You ever notice all MLS fans look like frat guys, bike messengers, baristas, or pedophiles? ill meet you at the ffm airport. You dont understand how serious i am being.
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Post by andross on Jun 25, 2024 15:08:03 GMT -5
Another Southgate masterclass 🏴
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