johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Nov 28, 2024 12:30:13 GMT -5
it’s true this is what my life is like
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dr strangelove
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Post by dr strangelove on Nov 28, 2024 12:45:25 GMT -5
Damn... L-I-V-I-N'
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 28, 2024 12:46:37 GMT -5
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Nov 28, 2024 13:06:54 GMT -5
it’s true this is what my life is like I’d let her vote for Trump |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Nov 28, 2024 13:09:07 GMT -5
The life my partner and I shared is very calm and collected. Please do not reproduce racist and nativist stereotypes about the latinx community! |
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Nov 28, 2024 13:11:17 GMT -5
What do you guys collect
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Nov 28, 2024 13:11:52 GMT -5
Death In June records
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Nov 28, 2024 13:32:35 GMT -5
Da vida loca
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itii
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Post by itii on Nov 28, 2024 13:36:35 GMT -5
I have a favorite strayan poster It’s me isn’t it? No but you're on the short list for favorite kitchen staff |
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Nov 28, 2024 15:04:32 GMT -5
I did something bold and dumb lmao. I needed somebody to come to my house to look at my hot tub. He was good looking and we were flirting pretty hard. He told me he was also recently divorced etc etc… he left me a VM that he needed a pic of the chemicals I already had and I sent this lol  google free picturesI don’t think he saw it at first (theres a note if you zoom) but all of a sudden I was receiving winks, and he’s going to come over Friday (for hot tub purposes). Hahahah i’m a dumbass. |
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 28, 2024 15:18:03 GMT -5
Hopefully you dip into a date with that bold move!
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 28, 2024 15:22:53 GMT -5
Chalz is like your creepy uncle who watches porn in the living room.
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 28, 2024 15:34:10 GMT -5
Chalz is like your creepy uncle who watches porn in the living room. It’s thanksgiving dude, save the insults for another time |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 28, 2024 15:42:38 GMT -5
Happy Thanksgiving chalz. Just keep the weird puns in ya pocket.
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AL 🎄✨🦌
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Post by AL 🎄✨🦌 on Nov 28, 2024 15:43:37 GMT -5
Chalz is like your creepy uncle who watches porn in the living room. My grandma used to do this when she was at our house and my parents wen't out. Over 20 years later they're still convinced I'm lying. |
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Nov 28, 2024 15:55:12 GMT -5
Chalz is like your creepy uncle who watches porn in the living room. My grandma used to do this when she was at our house and my parents wen't out. Over 20 years later they're still convinced I'm lying. "Grandma was watching Backdoor Sluts, not me!" |
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Nov 28, 2024 15:57:28 GMT -5
I did something bold and dumb lmao. I needed somebody to come to my house to look at my hot tub. He was good looking and we were flirting pretty hard. He told me he was also recently divorced etc etc… he left me a VM that he needed a pic of the chemicals I already had and I sent this lol google free picturesI don’t think he saw it at first (theres a note if you zoom) but all of a sudden I was receiving winks, and he’s going to come over Friday (for hot tub purposes). Hahahah i’m a dumbass. Fortune favors the bold. |
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itii
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Post by itii on Nov 28, 2024 16:06:42 GMT -5
Gracie waiting til after the marriage to bang the pool boy is very respectful
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Nov 28, 2024 16:31:29 GMT -5
I did something bold and dumb lmao. I needed somebody to come to my house to look at my hot tub. He was good looking and we were flirting pretty hard. He told me he was also recently divorced etc etc… he left me a VM that he needed a pic of the chemicals I already had and I sent this lol google free picturesI don’t think he saw it at first (theres a note if you zoom) but all of a sudden I was receiving winks, and he’s going to come over Friday (for hot tub purposes). Hahahah i’m a dumbass. Wild way to let him know your pH levels are on point G 👏 |
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Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on Nov 28, 2024 20:12:38 GMT -5
Honestly I like Australians a lot more than like, Canadians or the English Me too but this is like the definition of damning by faint praise. |
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kingcobraBVZ
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Post by kingcobraBVZ on Nov 28, 2024 20:25:59 GMT -5
Chalz is like your creepy uncle who watches porn in the living room. It’s thanksgiving dude, save the insults for another time damn u let MMS own you |
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Post by inheritedhell on Nov 28, 2024 20:43:58 GMT -5
I did something bold and dumb lmao. I needed somebody to come to my house to look at my hot tub. He was good looking and we were flirting pretty hard. He told me he was also recently divorced etc etc… he left me a VM that he needed a pic of the chemicals I already had and I sent this lol google free picturesI don’t think he saw it at first (theres a note if you zoom) but all of a sudden I was receiving winks, and he’s going to come over Friday (for hot tub purposes). Hahahah i’m a dumbass. I would’ve missed this entirely |
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Post by oogracie👻 on Nov 28, 2024 23:27:54 GMT -5
Maybe he did miss it and the winks were coincidental which would be even better
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crossedout
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Post by crossedout on Nov 29, 2024 0:07:08 GMT -5
RIP your hot tub, your bed and your vag
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 29, 2024 0:09:01 GMT -5
Gross.
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Nov 29, 2024 0:56:34 GMT -5
Ok ok guys, move along lmao
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Nov 29, 2024 10:24:48 GMT -5
sorry we're gassing (fart bubbles in da hot tub) you up
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thefarce
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Post by thefarce on Nov 29, 2024 10:45:12 GMT -5
Honestly I like Australians a lot more than like, Canadians or the English Australians are spiritually American in a way other Angloids aren't |
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Nov 29, 2024 11:37:30 GMT -5
Honestly I like Australians a lot more than like, Canadians or the English Australians are spiritually American in a way other Angloids aren't we're hard-rocking cousins |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Nov 29, 2024 11:52:47 GMT -5
In the U.S., we sometimes call Australia our 51st state (this irritates Puerto Ricans)
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