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Post by Perm’d by God on Oct 7, 2024 17:51:13 GMT -5
they don't teach you that in duolingo!
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Post by oatmeal on Oct 7, 2024 17:51:45 GMT -5
i'll try to be better im sorry
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 7, 2024 18:19:49 GMT -5
The amount of my friends who are single moms and dads is staggering, I'll bet like 60-70% Single moms and recently divorced moms are the most horned up! I think it has to do with being touch deprived but most of them need it, want it, crave it. And I’m not talking about the Starbucks coffee!!
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Post by Perm’d by God on Oct 7, 2024 18:24:12 GMT -5
The amount of my friends who are single moms and dads is staggering, I'll bet like 60-70% Single moms and recently divorced moms are the most horned up! I think it has to do with being touch deprived but most of them need it, want it, crave it. And I’m not talking about the Starbucks coffee!! I think God is calling you to be the dad who stepped up and you just keep blowing Him off (bad move).
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 7, 2024 18:29:45 GMT -5
back on topic i complimented a tinder girl on her slayer shirt and was like "what's your favorite album?" and she was like "oh this is my exes i don't like that stuff" dating pool is trash bros Did you know Slayer’s Reign In Blood was released 38 years ago today on October 7th, 1986.
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Oct 7, 2024 18:33:10 GMT -5
back on topic i complimented a tinder girl on her slayer shirt and was like "what's your favorite album?" and she was like "oh this is my exes i don't like that stuff" dating pool is trash bros Did you know Slayer’s Reign In Blood was released 38 years ago today on October 7th, 1986. are you trying to hit?
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 7, 2024 18:34:17 GMT -5
Did you know Slayer’s Reign In Blood was released 38 years ago today on October 7th, 1986. are you trying to hit? I’m unfortunately not in play!
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Post by oatmeal on Oct 7, 2024 18:42:31 GMT -5
So anyways you guys I had a bit of a situation, allow me to explain. Tonight was a rainy and dreary Saturday night so I was hangin with the girlfriend who just got done work. She wen't to drippini and while laying in her bed I saw a “toy” called the Satisfier Pro 2 in her drawer while looking for something else.I didn’t say anything about the toy but did want to pose a question to board. Is it normal to have sex toys?? review to follow erik i almost made this a thread you're welcome
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Post by hAloween h2o fan on Oct 7, 2024 18:54:14 GMT -5
did she actually say your taste is questionable over that or are you paraphrasing? She said my taste was questionable over that. I do have people tell me “Chal, I tell my wife I love dancing with the stars” because a happy wife is a happy life. Just tell her what she wants to hear, tell her the Bear is so good, and make it easy for yourself. that's crazy. if they have to lie about the shows they like, then it's probably much deeper issues than that.
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Post by Jay hard-rocker on Oct 7, 2024 18:58:36 GMT -5
damn chalz and I coulda been a board power couple
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Post by concealer on Oct 7, 2024 19:01:51 GMT -5
“Happy wife happy life” is dumb and gay and basically just another boomer cliche about hating both your wife and your life, like referring to her as the ol ball and chain. Everyone just be cool with each other and make each other happy without it seeming like some weird begrudged obligation and live laugh love
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Post by concealer on Oct 7, 2024 19:02:59 GMT -5
She said my taste was questionable over that. I do have people tell me “Chal, I tell my wife I love dancing with the stars” because a happy wife is a happy life. Just tell her what she wants to hear, tell her the Bear is so good, and make it easy for yourself. that's crazy. if they have to lie about the shows they like, then it's probably much deeper issues than that. Hey I like the new username as I am also a fan
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 7, 2024 19:30:58 GMT -5
So anyways you guys I had a bit of a situation, allow me to explain. Tonight was a rainy and dreary Saturday night so I was hangin with the girlfriend who just got done work. She wen't to drippini and while laying in her bed I saw a “toy” called the Satisfier Pro 2 in her drawer while looking for something else.I didn’t say anything about the toy but did want to pose a question to board. Is it normal to have sex toys?? review to follow erik i almost made this a thread you're welcome I am happy it was I that motivated you to order the Pro Satisfyer 2 Enjoy
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Post by tandoori jones on Oct 7, 2024 19:35:58 GMT -5
i just unmatched and kept it moving, profile was blank so i had nothing else to riff off. you could have just asked what kind of music she’s actually into
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Post by yosupbro on Oct 7, 2024 19:38:16 GMT -5
kui has 2 packages for you if youre interested
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Jay hard-rocker
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Post by Jay hard-rocker on Oct 7, 2024 19:43:20 GMT -5
i just unmatched and kept it moving, profile was blank so i had nothing else to riff off. you could have just asked what kind of music she’s actually into I feel like if they don't have a favorite slayer album it wouldn't work out anyway
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Post by cfloyd3 on Oct 7, 2024 19:44:08 GMT -5
So anyways you guys I had a bit of a situation, allow me to explain. Tonight was a rainy and dreary Saturday night so I was hangin with the girlfriend who just got done work. She wen't to drippini and while laying in her bed I saw a “toy” called the Satisfier Pro 2 in her drawer while looking for something else.I didn’t say anything about the toy but did want to pose a question to board. Is it normal to have sex toys?? review to follow erik i almost made this a thread you're welcome We have the Lelo version, expensive but worth every penny.
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 7, 2024 19:45:10 GMT -5
I am reading these reviews of the Pro Satisfyer 2 you guys and I'm starting to feel a little better about myself. Allow me to clarify, it appears the women reviewing this bedroom toy cannot reach a climax and one midwestern lady said she never had an orgasm before in her entire life but used it one night her husband was out of town for work. When she achieved the big O she called her husband to tell him she finally achieved one (no thanks to him but I digress he was supportive). It seems like a marriage saver tbh.
The part that makes me feel good is most women were saying how an orgasm was not achieved by their men and I am lucky enough that the few times I participated in activities I heard "I'm so close, don't stop" or "keep doing what you're doing" which led to a nice release. This is not to pat myself on the back it is simply my way of competing with a machine and playing to win.
Anyways, good talk BIL.
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Oct 7, 2024 19:45:17 GMT -5
review to follow erik i almost made this a thread you're welcome I am happy it was I that motivated you to order the Pro Satisfyer 2 Enjoy moreso the ladies of board giving an endorsement after said repressed post
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Post by tandoori jones on Oct 7, 2024 19:48:22 GMT -5
I don't think I could survive in a relationship with a non-squabbler. protestants are just plain weird. your need to always be right trumps everything else. so yeah, this tracks
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Post by 2006 Gucci Mane on Oct 7, 2024 19:50:01 GMT -5
The amount of my friends who are single moms and dads is staggering, I'll bet like 60-70% Single moms and recently divorced moms are the most horned up! I think it has to do with being touch deprived but most of them need it, want it, crave it. And I’m not talking about the Starbucks coffee!! Chive ass hard-rocker.
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Post by Jay hard-rocker on Oct 7, 2024 19:50:14 GMT -5
I am reading these reviews of the Pro Satisfyer 2 you guys and I'm starting to feel a little better about myself. Allow me to clarify, it appears the women reviewing this bedroom toy cannot reach a climax and one midwestern lady said she never had an orgasm before in her entire life but used it one night her husband was out of town for work. When she achieved the big O she called her husband to tell him she finally achieved one (no thanks to him but I digress he was supportive). It seems like a marriage saver tbh. The part that makes me feel good is most women were saying how an orgasm was not achieved by their men and I am lucky enough that the few times I participated in activities I heard "I'm so close, don't stop" or "keep doing what you're doing" which led to a nice release. This is not to pat myself on the back it is simply my way of competing with a machine and playing to win. Anyways, good talk BIL. that's what's up bro
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 7, 2024 19:50:46 GMT -5
Single moms and recently divorced moms are the most horned up! I think it has to do with being touch deprived but most of them need it, want it, crave it. And I’m not talking about the Starbucks coffee!! Chive ass hard-rocker. Live, laugh, cum
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Post by Perm’d by God on Oct 7, 2024 19:51:41 GMT -5
I don't think I could survive in a relationship with a non-squabbler. protestants are just plain weird. your need to always be right trumps everything else. so yeah, this tracks that’s rich comin from you, pal
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Post by tandoori jones on Oct 7, 2024 19:53:48 GMT -5
your need to always be right trumps everything else. so yeah, this tracks that’s rich comin from you, pal sorry let me rephrase. *your need to win arguments. so being with someone who always sees eye to eye and agrees with you all the time wouldn’t work
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Post by antipasto on Oct 7, 2024 20:02:28 GMT -5
How does that thing work do you just stick the whole thing in her
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Post by inheritedhell on Oct 7, 2024 20:03:27 GMT -5
“Happy wife happy life” is dumb and gay and basically just another boomer cliche about hating both your wife and your life, like referring to her as the ol ball and chain. Everyone just be cool with each other and make each other happy without it seeming like some weird begrudged obligation and live laugh love damn I be saying this
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Post by Perm’d by God on Oct 7, 2024 20:06:57 GMT -5
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Post by Perm’d by God on Oct 7, 2024 20:07:52 GMT -5
that’s rich comin from you, pal sorry let me rephrase. *your need to win arguments. so being with someone who always sees eye to eye and agrees with you all the time wouldn’t work sorry let me rephrase. that is rich coming from you, pal.
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Post by ITID on Oct 7, 2024 20:11:45 GMT -5
How does that thing work do you just stick the whole thing in her I assumed that was just the general approach to everything that goes on around there
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