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Post by oatmeal on Oct 7, 2024 20:12:24 GMT -5
How does that thing work do you just stick the whole thing in her no think toothbrush
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Oct 7, 2024 20:13:41 GMT -5
How does that thing work do you just stick the whole thing in her no think toothbrush How do you brush your teeth without sticking the thing in there
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 7, 2024 20:26:42 GMT -5
Are we still talking about the pro satisfyer 2?
According to my research the toy is suppose to act like a suction cup
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Post by inheritedhell on Oct 7, 2024 20:28:17 GMT -5
The toy seems pretty self explanatory, unless you’re just trying to get oatmeal to describe how she’s going to masturbate later.
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 7, 2024 20:29:43 GMT -5
I am confused about the toothbrush comment
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Post by Perm’d by God on Oct 7, 2024 20:30:20 GMT -5
It’s very funny to drop $100 on a wifi connected space dildo just to successfully masturbate — literally something ten year olds figure out how to do on accident everyday — and be like, “yeah, it’s actually MEN’S fault.”
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Jay hard-rocker
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Post by Jay hard-rocker on Oct 7, 2024 20:30:46 GMT -5
I am confused about the toothbrush comment
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 7, 2024 20:31:31 GMT -5
OOOHHHHH
Thanks for that horrifying visual
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Post by antipasto on Oct 7, 2024 20:33:24 GMT -5
Those suction things are great tho, we’ll pull one out while doing sex for extra cummies
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Post by Jay hard-rocker on Oct 7, 2024 20:34:15 GMT -5
It’s very funny to drop $100 on a wifi connected space dildo just to successfully masturbate — literally something ten year olds figure out how to do on accident everyday — and be like, “yeah, it’s actually MEN’S fault.” ngl anytime i get a targeted ad for one of those VR blowjob machines i almost bite
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Post by yosupbro on Oct 7, 2024 20:34:47 GMT -5
thank you mr president
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 7, 2024 20:35:54 GMT -5
It’s very funny to drop $100 on a wifi connected space dildo just to successfully masturbate — literally something ten year olds figure out how to do on accident everyday — and be like, “yeah, it’s actually MEN’S fault.” ngl anytime i get a targeted ad for one of those VR blowjob machines i almost bite I would not use bite and blowjob in the same sentence
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Oct 7, 2024 20:40:41 GMT -5
It’s very funny to drop $100 on a wifi connected space dildo just to successfully masturbate — literally something ten year olds figure out how to do on accident everyday — and be like, “yeah, it’s actually MEN’S fault.” jerking it analog as a pussy owner SUCKS ass Oh yeah it satisfyed btw good stuff 👍🏼
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Post by ITID on Oct 7, 2024 20:42:52 GMT -5
ngl anytime i get a targeted ad for one of those VR blowjob machines i almost bite I would not use bite and blowjob in the same sentence You're never gunna make it as a brat tamer
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 7, 2024 20:45:07 GMT -5
I would not use bite and blowjob in the same sentence You're never gunna make it as a brat tamer My penis is not hard candy. If you want to bite me try my neck
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Post by hAloween h2o fan on Oct 7, 2024 20:45:56 GMT -5
Guess we're just gonna ignore how fuckin funny the name Satisfier Pro 2 is oh well
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Post by ITID on Oct 7, 2024 20:46:42 GMT -5
How do you make something so vanilla sound so gross?
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Post by antipasto on Oct 7, 2024 20:48:34 GMT -5
Mixing my rock candy with her sarsaparilla
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 7, 2024 20:49:05 GMT -5
How do you make something so vanilla sound so gross? Easy, I write up a sentence and hit the create post button!
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Post by oatmeal on Oct 7, 2024 20:49:58 GMT -5
Those suction things are great tho, we’ll pull one out while doing sex for extra cummies don’t ever say that again but twu Are we still talking about the pro satisfyer 2? According to my research the toy is suppose to act like a suction cup ??? you STILL haven't used it on her??
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Post by Perm’d by God on Oct 7, 2024 20:56:40 GMT -5
It’s very funny to drop $100 on a wifi connected space dildo just to successfully masturbate — literally something ten year olds figure out how to do on accident everyday — and be like, “yeah, it’s actually MEN’S fault.” jerking it analog as a pussy owner SUCKS ass Oh yeah it satisfyed btw good stuff 👍🏼 skill issue
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Post by oatmeal on Oct 7, 2024 20:58:11 GMT -5
jerking it analog as a pussy owner SUCKS ass Oh yeah it satisfyed btw good stuff 👍🏼 skill issue why make it feel good when it could feel great
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Post by tandoori jones on Oct 7, 2024 21:05:34 GMT -5
make cummies great again
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Post by yosupbro on Oct 7, 2024 21:07:44 GMT -5
Might order a Satisfier Pro 2 using my Alcatel Smartflip 4052r T
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Post by Perm’d by God on Oct 7, 2024 21:10:02 GMT -5
Those suction things are great tho, we’ll pull one out while doing sex for extra cummies don’t ever say that again but twu Are we still talking about the pro satisfyer 2? According to my research the toy is suppose to act like a suction cup ??? you STILL haven't used it on her?? She doesn’t know that he knows about it, because he found it while rummaging through her stuff
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Oct 7, 2024 21:13:17 GMT -5
don’t ever say that again but twu ??? you STILL haven't used it on her?? She doesn’t know that he knows about it, because he found it while rummaging through her stuff You wouldn't even have to bring that up lol I would like to think "Do you have any sex toys/would you like to use them?" would just come up organically in the sex lives of two adults who are seeing eachother SHE'S NOT REAL
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 7, 2024 21:28:21 GMT -5
Don’t you people use other things like handcuffs and a paddle or am I missing something??
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Oct 7, 2024 21:31:53 GMT -5
What do you mean "you people"?
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Post by ITID on Oct 7, 2024 21:34:09 GMT -5
Don’t you people use other things like handcuffs and a paddle or am I missing something?? Like as vibrators?
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 7, 2024 21:39:05 GMT -5
Don’t you people use other things like handcuffs and a paddle or am I missing something?? Like as vibrators? I don’t believe there are vibrating handcuffs unless I’m unaware
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