chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Nov 25, 2024 14:56:07 GMT -5
Slice shop waife
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Nov 25, 2024 21:03:27 GMT -5
sof just ask her for a pizza dat ass
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 25, 2024 21:12:17 GMT -5
You better delete that before Chalz sees it and vaporizes us with the atomic bomb of bad puns.
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itii
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Post by itii on Nov 25, 2024 23:23:04 GMT -5
I laughed and Sofia when you go to the slice shop what are you ordering? One slice, two? Folding it? been goin lite. One vegan slice. I fold the slice. I occupy an entire booth and drink three cups of water. And I have a book with me. I think thatโs it Since you're already reading blood meridian ask her thoughts on muses, what qualifies as grooming and personal agency in a power dynamic discrepancy. Then tell her you're a photographer |
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The G-Woman
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Post by The G-Woman on Nov 25, 2024 23:27:26 GMT -5
been goin lite. One vegan slice. I fold the slice. I occupy an entire booth and drink three cups of water. And I have a book with me. I think thatโs it Since you're already reading blood meridian ask her thoughts on muses, what qualifies as grooming and personal agency in a power dynamic discrepancy. Then tell her you're a photographer this lacks feminine jouissance |
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itii
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Post by itii on Nov 25, 2024 23:29:59 GMT -5
It lacks a lot of things but it's your responsibility to bring juicence to the interaction
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Nov 25, 2024 23:33:08 GMT -5
jouissaince across the ass of your sweats
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Nov 25, 2024 23:35:40 GMT -5
Gin and jouissance
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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IM ME, I DO ME, AND I CHILL.
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Nov 25, 2024 23:37:24 GMT -5
Lemme get a slice of uh jouissaince
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 25, 2024 23:44:58 GMT -5
been goin lite. One vegan slice. I fold the slice. I occupy an entire booth and drink three cups of water. And I have a book with me. I think thatโs it Since you're already reading blood meridian ask her thoughts on muses, what qualifies as grooming and personal agency in a power dynamic discrepancy. Then tell her you're a photographer You'd get the exact same reaction that you'd get if you told her you wrote Blood Meridian. |
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itii
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Post by itii on Nov 25, 2024 23:56:46 GMT -5
I'm gunna be honest, if telling someone that I'm a macarthur grant recipient that's written no less than 3 of the most influential american fiction novels of the last 50 years with a series of hollywood writing credits doesn't get it done, I'm not really sure there's much else I can do
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 26, 2024 0:34:18 GMT -5
You're missing the joke.
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malaiseforever
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Post by malaiseforever on Nov 26, 2024 0:44:49 GMT -5
You all think Cormac McCarthy was a generous lover? Or was he unable to perform due to intrusive thoughts about cannibals and worldwide famine
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Nov 26, 2024 1:07:26 GMT -5
yeah huge prick w performance issues
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itii
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Post by itii on Nov 26, 2024 1:21:36 GMT -5
Definitely the type of dude to spend 2 hours of preamble about the wonders of the feminine and body shaking fulfillment, just to hit you with a 3 thrust pump and dump(no oral)
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jimรฉnez Lรณpez๐
๐ on Nov 26, 2024 10:45:45 GMT -5
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Nov 26, 2024 11:02:22 GMT -5
Jokes have to be funny to be a joke. |
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Nov 26, 2024 11:03:14 GMT -5
You all think Cormac McCarthy was a generous lover? Or was he unable to perform due to intrusive thoughts about cannibals and worldwide famine Well I recently learned he was fucking a 14 year old so you have to also put that into consideration |
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oogracie๐ป
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Post by oogracie๐ป on Nov 26, 2024 11:07:04 GMT -5
Have a date tonight w somebody who already day-of ghosted me last time we had plans. Pretty positive itโs happening again. Fool me once!!!
Iโm a dumbass.
Iโm a broken record in here lmao.
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Nov 26, 2024 11:10:45 GMT -5
ghost em first!
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Nov 26, 2024 11:14:53 GMT -5
Have a date tonight w somebody who already day-of ghosted me last time we had plans. Pretty positive itโs happening again. Fool me once!!! Iโm a dumbass. Iโm a broken record in here lmao. on the bright side, youโve got a gaggle of perverts on here to gas you up at all hours of the day |
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dr strangelove
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Post by dr strangelove on Nov 26, 2024 11:27:56 GMT -5
I think we are generally pretty good at supporting each other in here, gaggle of perverts and all.
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itii
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Post by itii on Nov 26, 2024 11:47:36 GMT -5
I am certainly more supportive than I get credit for. Not real sure where my pervert credit score is at tho
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dr strangelove
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Post by dr strangelove on Nov 26, 2024 11:50:34 GMT -5
Gracie, you deserve better and should drop that fool.
(certified pervert over here, no shame)
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 26, 2024 11:52:00 GMT -5
Assert your dominance by throwing him through dry wall!!
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Nov 26, 2024 11:56:21 GMT -5
Assert your dominance by throwing him through dry wall!!  |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Nov 26, 2024 12:00:32 GMT -5
Assert your dominance by throwing him through dry wall!! Not everyone is violent maniac like you |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 26, 2024 14:18:58 GMT -5
Jokes have to be funny to be a joke. I don't recall talking to you. |
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Nov 26, 2024 14:24:12 GMT -5
Jokes have to be funny to be a joke. I don't recall talking to you. 4th grade ass answer lmao |
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 26, 2024 15:24:01 GMT -5
Assert your dominance by throwing him through dry wall!! Not everyone is violent maniac like you Thereโs love involve!!! |
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