oogracieπ»
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jesse camp's ex
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Post by oogracieπ» on Dec 2, 2024 16:51:15 GMT -5
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Cholo Molester
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our very own Gideon Yago π
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 2, 2024 16:53:17 GMT -5
tbh i did it to myself
i knew it was gunna happen, but i let myself get excited anyways
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Dec 2, 2024 16:57:24 GMT -5
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itii
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least likely to win at literally anything
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Post by itii on Dec 2, 2024 17:12:45 GMT -5
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Dec 2, 2024 17:31:17 GMT -5
Sorry chomo. There is a whole sea of shordies out there just waiting for you to find them
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Cholo Molester
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our very own Gideon Yago π
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 2, 2024 17:44:35 GMT -5
yeah, but there's big ass oil spill tho
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chaospouch
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30 minutes delicate
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Post by chaospouch on Dec 2, 2024 17:47:26 GMT -5
Get a big ass bottle of dawn my guy
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chaospouch
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30 minutes delicate
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Post by chaospouch on Dec 2, 2024 17:47:40 GMT -5
Felt gay typing that
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Dec 2, 2024 17:49:41 GMT -5
Shordies are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are reserved for those with special needs.
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oogracieπ»
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jesse camp's ex
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Post by oogracieπ» on Dec 2, 2024 17:51:45 GMT -5
Hey
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itii
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Post by itii on Dec 2, 2024 18:04:55 GMT -5
I'm special needs π
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Dec 2, 2024 18:16:31 GMT -5
Iβm just trying to offer some cliche condolences in language he can understand |
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Post by Soviet Cultural Worker on Dec 2, 2024 18:16:48 GMT -5
time heals all wounds
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johnny two cool
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haunted by chalie, ray, Jerome garcia
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 2, 2024 18:26:05 GMT -5
Shordies are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are reserved for those with special needs. I have more than a few needs that Iβd describe as special |
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xMOOKAIx
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Strroking my ball's
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Dec 3, 2024 2:15:28 GMT -5
yeah, but there's big ass oil spill tho oiled up shordies doesnt sound like a bad thing |
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 3, 2024 2:23:13 GMT -5
yeah, but there's big ass oil spill tho oiled up shordies doesnt sound like a bad thing Think Deepwater Horizon and not an oiled up pair. |
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xMOOKAIx
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Dec 3, 2024 2:24:52 GMT -5
i think im going to continue imagining an oiled up pair but thanks for the suggestion, ray!
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 3, 2024 2:25:55 GMT -5
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M
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Post by M on Dec 3, 2024 4:46:13 GMT -5
I saw a guy at the despize show on Friday and was like "Oh my God, that is the most attractive man i have seen in a long time". He was tall, handsome and had dimples.
Anyway, he came over and said hi and i realised i knew him when he was like 18 or something and its been about 15 years since i saw him last. Im awkward as fuck and ran away because he was too handsome and now i am kicking myself for not staying and talking to him.
Hes probably happily married with kids (he kept his hands in his pockets ALL night) but if hes not, im letting fate bring him back to me HAH.
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xMOOKAIx
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Dec 3, 2024 5:06:29 GMT -5
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M
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Post by M on Dec 3, 2024 5:32:35 GMT -5
Wait is that Chalie
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oatmeal
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killed pat
:-D
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Post by oatmeal on Dec 3, 2024 6:03:19 GMT -5
Shordies are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are reserved for those with special needs. i am a reatard MAGNET π |
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xMOOKAIx
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Strroking my ball's
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Dec 3, 2024 7:12:47 GMT -5
Shordies are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are reserved for those with special needs. i am a reatard MAGNET π its good that you love yourself. |
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oatmeal
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killed pat
:-D
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Post by oatmeal on Dec 3, 2024 8:06:01 GMT -5
i am a reatard MAGNET π its good that you love yourself. i rock |
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dr strangelove
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Post by dr strangelove on Dec 3, 2024 8:12:29 GMT -5
Hang in there Cholo, there's plenty of Cholas in the sea as they say.
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kingcobraBVZ
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wigger phase springs eternal
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Post by kingcobraBVZ on Dec 3, 2024 8:23:53 GMT -5
steam sale saying I'm gonna be goin on 6 years no gf
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jermojames
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Post by jermojames on Dec 3, 2024 8:34:49 GMT -5
men should be super slutty at all times and worship women at their feet because its the rules && how our society has thrived historically i wore the shortest shorts and sleeveless crops all summer and sure enough i caught a lil shit about it but next summer im gonna be just as slutty and i will do it for women everywhere |
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jermojames
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Post by jermojames on Dec 3, 2024 8:39:53 GMT -5
tbh i did it to myself i knew it was gunna happen, but i let myself get excited anyways also keep that energy baby get in the mix do not deprive yourself the of the world |
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youthofwhodey
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Post by youthofwhodey on Dec 3, 2024 8:51:24 GMT -5
Diddlehead lmao
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Post by twocripplesdancing on Dec 3, 2024 10:36:35 GMT -5
Just over a week back on the apps, and yeah we been knew that, but they suck.
Know it's still early days, but can't get beyond a few messages before things dry up - or even a response at all.
It's particularly dispiriting because this time last year I met someone on one and had a very easy, lovely time with them. So yeah, I'm sad rn
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