dr strangelove
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Post by dr strangelove on Dec 3, 2024 10:41:43 GMT -5
I have officially given up on the apps at this point. Good luck to ya!!
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Dec 3, 2024 10:45:36 GMT -5
Watching that tiktok makes me realize that what I'm missing in my life isn't a partner, but a giant chain ala Junkyard Dog.
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kingcobraBVZ
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Post by kingcobraBVZ on Dec 3, 2024 13:11:40 GMT -5
yeah I'm blackpilled when it comes to apps. at this point I'm going to meet the love of my life on FFXIV or not at all
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jermojames
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Post by jermojames on Dec 3, 2024 13:17:46 GMT -5
Just over a week back on the apps, and yeah we been knew that, but they suck. Know it's still early days, but can't get beyond a few messages before things dry up - or even a response at all. It's particularly dispiriting because this time last year I met someone on one and had a very easy, lovely time with them. So yeah, I'm sad rn stay in the game cast a wide net they lookin for u |
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Dec 3, 2024 13:21:12 GMT -5
despite my best efforts to get over it i am still in love with my best friend. kill me please.
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Post by twocripplesdancing on Dec 3, 2024 13:32:05 GMT -5
Just over a week back on the apps, and yeah we been knew that, but they suck. Know it's still early days, but can't get beyond a few messages before things dry up - or even a response at all. It's particularly dispiriting because this time last year I met someone on one and had a very easy, lovely time with them. So yeah, I'm sad rn stay in the game cast a wide net they lookin for u Thanks bruh |
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Dec 3, 2024 13:44:58 GMT -5
apps suck
get into a whirlwind romance with your coworker
nothing bad ever comes of that
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AL πβ¨π¦
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Dec 3, 2024 13:47:22 GMT -5
apps suck get into a whirlwind romance with your coworker nothing bad ever comes of that did this 9 years ago and so far so good |
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 3, 2024 13:49:40 GMT -5
i got into a whirlwind romance from an app once and it was cool until it wasn't π
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Post by Osama Vinladen JimΓ©nez LΓ³pezπ
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currently engaged to a former coworker π
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AL πβ¨π¦
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Dec 3, 2024 13:57:30 GMT -5
In interviews when they ask how I'll contribute to the company culture, I always want to say that I rock so hard as a coworker that one person married me.
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Dec 3, 2024 14:03:10 GMT -5
apps suck get into a whirlwind romance with your coworker nothing bad ever comes of that we got divorced this year and now Iβm dating app lady! |
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dr strangelove
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Post by dr strangelove on Dec 3, 2024 14:06:02 GMT -5
All my coworkers are men and Iβm not gay (yet)
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 3, 2024 14:11:08 GMT -5
the real problem with the apps is how easy it is to swipe past someone you may be compatible with because at quick glance its not for you but maybe me digging a big hole on the beach holding 3 crushed modelos isn't your thing idk but if you click over right quick you'll see me in front of the weinermobile oh wait that doesn't do it for you uh what about this photo of me in a nun costume wait scroll down it says i'm a communist too wait hey no wait come back nvm
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kingcobraBVZ
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Post by kingcobraBVZ on Dec 3, 2024 14:11:40 GMT -5
fell in love with a tinder girl for 2 years and then one day she asked me if I was cool with being open π€’
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 3, 2024 14:13:11 GMT -5
occasionally i hang out with a married woman and she'll send me a picture of her riding her husband's face or be like "he says hi" like bro what no what is this
the life i live is less than ideal
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JDS
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Post by JDS on Dec 3, 2024 14:14:00 GMT -5
get into a whirlwind romance with your coworker Don't do this. |
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JDS
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Post by JDS on Dec 3, 2024 14:14:43 GMT -5
occasionally i hang out with a married woman and she'll send me a picture of her riding her husband's face or be like "he says hi" like bro what no what is this the life i live is less than ideal sounds hot. |
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Dec 3, 2024 14:15:47 GMT -5
nothing good has ever come of that for me but hey your mileage may vary.
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itii
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Post by itii on Dec 3, 2024 14:17:18 GMT -5
occasionally i hang out with a married woman and she'll send me a picture of her riding her husband's face or be like "he says hi" like bro what no what is this the life i live is less than ideal Do you respond w dixpix or is she just getting her exhibitionist rocks off? |
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 3, 2024 14:18:24 GMT -5
occasionally i hang out with a married woman and she'll send me a picture of her riding her husband's face or be like "he says hi" like bro what no what is this the life i live is less than ideal Do you respond w dixpix or is she just getting her exhibitionist rocks off? she has never seen a photo of my hog |
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 3, 2024 14:18:41 GMT -5
nothing good has ever come of that for me but hey your mileage may vary. she brings me food and is nice to me |
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 3, 2024 14:19:12 GMT -5
but 350 of my closest friends online are also nice to me right here on boardislife.com where nobody is ever mean to me
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itii
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Post by itii on Dec 3, 2024 14:20:40 GMT -5
Do you respond w dixpix or is she just getting her exhibitionist rocks off? she has never seen a photo of my hog You're in an abusive relationship |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Dec 3, 2024 14:22:11 GMT -5
occasionally i hang out with a married woman and she'll send me a picture of her riding her husband's face or be like "he says hi" like bro what no what is this the life i live is less than ideal I mean maybe heβs looking for a friend and wants to hang out. Like go bowling and drink some brewskis you know. |
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yosupbro
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Post by yosupbro on Dec 3, 2024 14:22:33 GMT -5
Watching that tiktok makes me realize that what I'm missing in my life isn't a partner, but a giant chain ala Junkyard Dog. Ty for reminding me of this band! You got a hard fuckin head~~~ |
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Post by oogracieπ» on Dec 3, 2024 14:25:39 GMT -5
the real problem with the apps is how easy it is to swipe past someone you may be compatible with because at quick glance its not for you but maybe me digging a big hole on the beach holding 3 crushed modelos isn't your thing idk but if you click over right quick you'll see me in front of the weinermobile oh wait that doesn't do it for you uh what about this photo of me in a nun costume wait scroll down it says i'm a communist too wait hey no wait come back nvm Most people I see in the wild that Iβm attracted to would be a hard left swipe for me on the apps. Further proof that looks-based matchmaking is bogus. |
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 3, 2024 14:29:12 GMT -5
i'm beautiful online
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Dec 3, 2024 14:41:22 GMT -5
get into a whirlwind romance with your coworker Don't do this. I've done this multiple times JDS |
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JDS
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Post by JDS on Dec 3, 2024 14:46:35 GMT -5
I've done this multiple times JDS My anecdotal research in this area, in the past, has yielded a positive shortfall, but long-term negative depreciation |
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