MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on May 31, 2023 13:51:07 GMT -5
I cannot reveal her heinous inner musings on board.  |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on May 31, 2023 13:56:13 GMT -5
gonna be a real bummer when the goc moves in and I’m having too much sex to post
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on May 31, 2023 14:11:01 GMT -5
Maybe for her
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Post by johnny two cool on May 31, 2023 14:12:37 GMT -5
Wrong! She is ecstatic.
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on May 31, 2023 14:17:00 GMT -5
She'll regret it. Crushing injuries are no laughing matter.
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Post by BloodFarts2 on May 31, 2023 14:17:46 GMT -5
She’d really be taking one for the team and I’d thank her for her service.
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concealer
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Post by concealer on May 31, 2023 14:22:27 GMT -5
She’d really be taking one for the team and I’d thank her for her cervix.
sorry
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Post by Reasonablepizza518 on May 31, 2023 14:35:36 GMT -5
Yeah I'm not going to get emotionally invested but she's fun so I'm going to continue to subject myself to it. Respectfully, doesn't sound like the best idea especially since she's a dickhead to you. I wouldn't put up with that because immediately I'm thinking are these traits I want in someone who I can see building a relationship with? Your situation sounds like you just want to have fun with her but its easy to catch feelings quickly when hooking up happens and then get left with a feeling of hurt when the ride is over. That's all fair but I feel like I have enough experience to avoid becoming emotionally invested and I know well what I'm getting into. I'm going to her place tomorrow to hang and we're gonna play Mario Party, eat cupcakes, and make out.
That sounds a hell of a lot cooler to me than spending another night sitting in my room with my dog which is what I'd be doing otherwise. |
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Post by Pat on May 31, 2023 14:36:27 GMT -5
maybe take the dog out for a cupcake.
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Post by floorpunchchalie on May 31, 2023 14:43:25 GMT -5
maybe take the dog out for a cupcake. Which dog? The one he speaks about sounds like a bitch... |
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Post by Reasonablepizza518 on May 31, 2023 14:44:21 GMT -5
God damn Chals. you're not wrong but it's only half the time. We've never hung out alone before so we'll see how it goes.
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Post by floorpunchchalie on May 31, 2023 14:46:45 GMT -5
God damn Chals. you're not wrong but it's only half the time. We've never hung out alone before so we'll see how it goes. I was debating whether to post that but decided screw it ill just post it. In all seriousness I hope it goes well! Have fun |
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Post by concealer on May 31, 2023 15:02:44 GMT -5
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Post by johnny two cool on May 31, 2023 15:23:48 GMT -5
She'll regret it. Crushing injuries are no laughing matter. You are fatter than me by a considerable amount. I am physically imposing burly man, but my girlfriend lifts weights and, god willing, uppies are indeed in my future. |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on May 31, 2023 23:44:29 GMT -5
She'll regret it. Crushing injuries are no laughing matter. You are fatter than me by a considerable amount. I am physically imposing burly man, but my girlfriend lifts weights and, god willing, uppies are indeed in my future. You refer to old pictures I'm 160 pounds right now. |
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Post by johnny two cool on Jun 1, 2023 0:20:11 GMT -5
Much like your cooking prowess, we will never see photographic evidence verifying this statement.
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Post by MMST3K on Jun 1, 2023 0:22:45 GMT -5
You believe whatever you want to believe chief. That don't make it true.
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Post by johnny two cool on Jun 1, 2023 0:29:42 GMT -5
I don’t want to disturb your beliefs too much because it would lead to a posting cessation that would serve to board’s detriment. There is an image of me in your head that bares little to no correspondence to reality, but it’s provided you with some good bits that, while repetitive and uninventive, are highly entertaining for me (the protagonist of board’s bildungsroman).
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Jun 1, 2023 0:35:02 GMT -5
I don’t want to disturb your beliefs too much because it would lead to a posting cessation that would serve to board’s detriment. There is an image of me in your head that bares little to no correspondence to reality, but it’s provided you with some good bits that, while repetitive and uninventive, are highly entertaining for me (the protagonist of board’s bildungsroman). That's your fault dude hate to tell you that. |
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Jun 1, 2023 1:28:50 GMT -5
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Post by anointed on Jun 1, 2023 1:33:58 GMT -5
every time i open this thread...  |
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jun 1, 2023 1:41:34 GMT -5
Mods, delete thread.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2023 6:29:12 GMT -5
How about the two of you take turns planking on me and I'll tell you who is more crushing
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Post by sarahohio on Jun 1, 2023 6:52:56 GMT -5
Respectfully, doesn't sound like the best idea especially since she's a dickhead to you. I wouldn't put up with that because immediately I'm thinking are these traits I want in someone who I can see building a relationship with? Your situation sounds like you just want to have fun with her but its easy to catch feelings quickly when hooking up happens and then get left with a feeling of hurt when the ride is over. That's all fair but I feel like I have enough experience to avoid becoming emotionally invested and I know well what I'm getting into. I'm going to her place tomorrow to hang and we're gonna play Mario Party, eat cupcakes, and make out.
That sounds a hell of a lot cooler to me than spending another night sitting in my room with my dog which is what I'd be doing otherwise. yo, who is gonna send this thread to his poor dog?
send the dog my way via jet plane for a weekend. He can have a sleepover and pizza party with my doggo
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Post by Reasonablepizza518 on Jun 1, 2023 6:56:21 GMT -5
That's all fair but I feel like I have enough experience to avoid becoming emotionally invested and I know well what I'm getting into. I'm going to her place tomorrow to hang and we're gonna play Mario Party, eat cupcakes, and make out.
That sounds a hell of a lot cooler to me than spending another night sitting in my room with my dog which is what I'd be doing otherwise. yo, who is gonna send this thread to his poor dog?
send the dog my way via jet plane for a weekend. He can have a sleepover and pizza party with my doggo
He goes to my grandmother's when I go out and she bombards him with snacks so everybody wins |
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Post by sarahohio on Jun 1, 2023 7:04:54 GMT -5
yo, who is gonna send this thread to his poor dog?
send the dog my way via jet plane for a weekend. He can have a sleepover and pizza party with my doggo
He goes to my grandmother's when I go out and she bombards him with snacks so everybody wins dogs and children love grandparents. get spoiled with all the good snacks and are returned hyper and gassy |
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Post by Pat on Jun 1, 2023 11:29:36 GMT -5
You believe whatever you want to believe chief. That don't make it true.
just ignore him, man.
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Post by vague form on Jun 1, 2023 15:17:30 GMT -5
me (the protagonist of board’s bildungsroman). retcon but intriguing arc if we’ll executed. Proceed |
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Post by johnny two cool on Jun 2, 2023 18:48:36 GMT -5
signing the lease. the goc and I will be living together, laying in bed together as I scroll through the board, my gf asking me "What's the deal with the katana guy?"
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Post by Reasonablepizza518 on Jun 2, 2023 21:34:34 GMT -5
Things have been going great with the girl I'm seeing. Tonight we made out and listened to Pedro the Lion for two hours.
Unfortunately, she also informed me that she's taking a job in fucking Montana for the summer, and she asked if I'd wait for her.
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