Love life (ITT: Chalie Danger Sex Play)

[Ronaldo Artest]

get this anime shit outta here

[fishtalk - certified baddie]

Jun 12, 2023 22:51:45 GMT -5 floorpunchchalie said:

Jun 12, 2023 22:41:32 GMT -5 fishtalk - certified baddie said:

Well I’m not trying to find a wife so it’s not like anything is lost. My understanding is that she’s just looking for someone closer to her in age with a similar career. This doesn’t strike me as shitty, there’s a clear generational gap - like I have no idea how to use TikTok or emojis properly and every Simpsons joke I make is lost on her. Without the Simpsons I don’t think any relationship is sustainable.

Okily dokily! In all seriousness though do you get anything out of this “friendship” (situation?)? Sounds like she knows she can get you to do anything she wants but I could be wrong because I don’t know the situation well enough. I guess the main problem from what I read on this page is she doesn’t sound like a good friend.

I’m really sorry I misrepresented this shit, I was being kind of self-deprecating but also just overly dramatic. She is not a bad person at all, she’s very nice to me and I really enjoy her company/conversation. She brought me homemade soup when I was sick. She puts a lot of effort into hanging out since we’re on different shifts. One time she says to me “I don’t want you to think I’m trying to get more serious but I wanted you to know that I really look forward to seeing you when we make plans” and I don’t think that’s shitty, it’s nice to have this woman in my life.

Even if I’m getting cucked worse than woody Allen in Manhattan… jk lol.

[twocripplesdancing]

I think that was my problem with the person I mentioned a page back. She'd make little gestures that I'd think were her way of trying to make things more serious, so I'd pull back, cause it wasn't what I was looking for with her. Affection can make people think weird things - do you just take it for what it is on the surface, or is it something you read into?

[Untalented Elvis Costello]

me and jibbons stan a LGTQIA+ queen

[inoki]

3 months post breakup and I've been all over the place. Some days I'm a mess and some days I'm like "whoah, thank god she ended the relationship." Last week was more of the former. I was crying at work almost every hour. Total hell. On Saturday after having a cry I came out all puffy eyed and got on the register. Shortly after a very pretty lady came through and we started talking. We talked about traveling for a bit and by the end there was some obvious "oh shit, what's going on here?" vibes. Handed her receipt over, we exchanged a couple looks and smiles and we said our have a nice days. This is probably the first time I've felt anything towards another woman since the split. As I'm processing the interaction I look outside the door where she's standing and she looks back at me at the same time and we lock eyes for a few seconds, smiling. Board fam, it was magic and I can't remember the last time I felt something like that. Totally turned around my day/week/perspective.

Anways, I've been sober for almost 2 months, going on my first backpacking trip in a couple weeks, and have been making a point to just be a nicer person. The fuck else are you supposed to do?

[nastyy]

glad to hear you had that positive interaction and sounds like you finding some upside wherever you can. you're doin the right things

[𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓]

Jun 13, 2023 16:11:30 GMT -5 inoki said:

The fuck else are you supposed to do?

pushups

[nastyy]

yes do push-ups and pull-ups he's right

[Reasonablepizza518]

I broke up with the girl I've been seeing tonight. She said I didn't seem happy when she's around and she was right so it was not a difficult decision.

I just got this text and it's too funny not to share

SPOILER: Click to show

[Cholo Molester]

What songs were you singing tho?

[Reasonablepizza518]

We were in the car for like 20 minutes but I think some Movielife, Joyce Manor, and Mountain Goats songs came on shuffle and I couldn't help myself.

[antipasto]

I don’t know how I feel about this information so I’m just gonna throw out an “oof”

[Reasonablepizza518]

I wasn't like gleefully singing out loud. I was singing to myself because it was so fucking awkward and I didn't know what to say. I did try to talk to her about what she was upset about but our ability to communicate with each other in that moment was nonexistent.

[antipasto]

If she had joined in it probably would’ve really brought the vibes back

[itii]

[jermojames]

Back on the apps and wow what a sucker.

Paid actual human money for Hinge and OKC premium because I am mid af. I actually think I look pretty good but I'm 42 which might as well be 60. BTW I can't really prove this, but I'm really seeing a lot of 40+ looking women who are somehow 39.

Anyways, let me just cite a couple red flags for me on these apps that are as common as plague

Big hats at the beach- lady you look like the wicker witch of the east coast. Hats with big brims are desighned to make sucking dick at the beach impossible. It's like those cones from the vet. No thank you.

dirty martinis/whiskey- OH YOU BAD GIRL YOU. This woman will suck your dick for 60s after a month of dating and she has a dog she will tend to at in/convenient times to get out of sucking your dick

looking for honesty/emotional intelligence- sure but lest we forget you're 44 IRL and 39 on app. Sorry you caught all your exes jerking off after you pretended to fall asleep to catch them jerking off. Coulda taken your dentures out and sucked that dick right there and maybe saved the relationship.

the NYT crossword puzzle/wordle/bar trivia- we get it, you got your masters. here's one that should have smoke coming out of your ears: 14 across- seven letter word, clue: the only job you're not qualified for with that degree and that lazy neck (starts and ends with B  *close parentheses avoid smiley*)

OK IM DONE. Obviously I am not ready for anything and don't deserve to get any 14 acrosses any time soon. Please forgive me.

[itii]

I'm like 90% sure that floppy hats sole purpose are to enable sucking dick at the beach

[jermojames]

Jun 13, 2023 21:36:00 GMT -5 itii said:

I'm like 90% sure that floppy hats sole purpose are to enable sucking dick at the beach

clip.cafe/wedding-crashers-2005/dont-waste-time-on-girls-with-hats/

i hope you're right but god help me i'll never know

[stephanie]

i would suck dick at least once a day if provided the opportunity.

[jermojames]

furthermore like realistically what does a big floppy hat do to make a bj at the beach any less conspicuous besides hide a penis. there's still four limbs bound by a lane bryant wrapped swim dress in a very compromising position in this scenario

[tandoori jones]

big floppy hats provide shade. that’s it. that’s why women wear them.

[accidentalcharm]

I burn as well as get splotchy freckles so I wear that shit to avoid the sun on my face. Sun (don’t) Hit Face unless I got lots of SPF

Also already had a lil moley moley moley moley removed from my nose. Don’t want some melanoma

I don’t go crazy but I definitely layer on the sunscreen. In my mind I’m like the guy on that show Modern Family when he looked like this lol

[yosupbro]

Jun 13, 2023 22:26:57 GMT -5 tandoori jones said:

big floppy hats provide shade. that’s it. that’s why women wear them.

u r so wrong

[jermojames]

Jun 13, 2023 22:26:57 GMT -5 tandoori jones said:

big floppy hats provide shade. that’s it. that’s why women wear them.

my PUA forums say otherwise

[fishtalk - certified baddie]

Jun 13, 2023 19:15:53 GMT -5 Reasonablepizza518 said:

We were in the car for like 20 minutes but I think some Movielife, Joyce Manor, and Mountain Goats songs came on shuffle and I couldn't help myself.

Were the windows rolled down or nah?

[MMST3K]

Jun 13, 2023 21:23:05 GMT -5 jermojames said:

Back on the apps and wow what a sucker.

Paid actual human money for Hinge and OKC premium because I am mid af. I actually think I look pretty good but I'm 42 which might as well be 60. BTW I can't really prove this, but I'm really seeing a lot of 40+ looking women who are somehow 39.

Anyways, let me just cite a couple red flags for me on these apps that are as common as plague

Big hats at the beach- lady you look like the wicker witch of the east coast. Hats with big brims are desighned to make sucking dick at the beach impossible. It's like those cones from the vet. No thank you.

dirty martinis/whiskey- OH YOU BAD GIRL YOU. This woman will suck your dick for 60s after a month of dating and she has a dog she will tend to at in/convenient times to get out of sucking your dick

looking for honesty/emotional intelligence- sure but lest we forget you're 44 IRL and 39 on app. Sorry you caught all your exes jerking off after you pretended to fall asleep to catch them jerking off. Coulda taken your dentures out and sucked that dick right there and maybe saved the relationship.

the NYT crossword puzzle/wordle/bar trivia- we get it, you got your masters. here's one that should have smoke coming out of your ears: 14 across- seven letter word, clue: the only job you're not qualified for with that degree and that lazy neck (starts and ends with B  *close parentheses avoid smiley*)

OK IM DONE. Obviously I am not ready for anything and don't deserve to get any 14 acrosses any time soon. Please forgive me.

The fact that you are more bitter than me says something.

[jermojames]

Jun 14, 2023 0:44:35 GMT -5 MMST3K said:

Jun 13, 2023 21:23:05 GMT -5 jermojames said:

Back on the apps and wow what a sucker.

Paid actual human money for Hinge and OKC premium because I am mid af. I actually think I look pretty good but I'm 42 which might as well be 60. BTW I can't really prove this, but I'm really seeing a lot of 40+ looking women who are somehow 39.

Anyways, let me just cite a couple red flags for me on these apps that are as common as plague

Big hats at the beach- lady you look like the wicker witch of the east coast. Hats with big brims are desighned to make sucking dick at the beach impossible. It's like those cones from the vet. No thank you.

dirty martinis/whiskey- OH YOU BAD GIRL YOU. This woman will suck your dick for 60s after a month of dating and she has a dog she will tend to at in/convenient times to get out of sucking your dick

looking for honesty/emotional intelligence- sure but lest we forget you're 44 IRL and 39 on app. Sorry you caught all your exes jerking off after you pretended to fall asleep to catch them jerking off. Coulda taken your dentures out and sucked that dick right there and maybe saved the relationship.

the NYT crossword puzzle/wordle/bar trivia- we get it, you got your masters. here's one that should have smoke coming out of your ears: 14 across- seven letter word, clue: the only job you're not qualified for with that degree and that lazy neck (starts and ends with B  *close parentheses avoid smiley*)

OK IM DONE. Obviously I am not ready for anything and don't deserve to get any 14 acrosses any time soon. Please forgive me.

The fact that you are more bitter than me says something.

pc gaming has addled my mind

[MMST3K]

I pc too bro. War Thunder cynicism is at 100%.

[AL 🎄✨🦌]

Jun 13, 2023 21:23:05 GMT -5 jermojames said:

Back on the apps and wow what a sucker.

Paid actual human money for Hinge and OKC premium because I am mid af. I actually think I look pretty good but I'm 42 which might as well be 60. BTW I can't really prove this, but I'm really seeing a lot of 40+ looking women who are somehow 39.

Anyways, let me just cite a couple red flags for me on these apps that are as common as plague

Big hats at the beach- lady you look like the wicker witch of the east coast. Hats with big brims are desighned to make sucking dick at the beach impossible. It's like those cones from the vet. No thank you.

dirty martinis/whiskey- OH YOU BAD GIRL YOU. This woman will suck your dick for 60s after a month of dating and she has a dog she will tend to at in/convenient times to get out of sucking your dick

looking for honesty/emotional intelligence- sure but lest we forget you're 44 IRL and 39 on app. Sorry you caught all your exes jerking off after you pretended to fall asleep to catch them jerking off. Coulda taken your dentures out and sucked that dick right there and maybe saved the relationship.

the NYT crossword puzzle/wordle/bar trivia- we get it, you got your masters. here's one that should have smoke coming out of your ears: 14 across- seven letter word, clue: the only job you're not qualified for with that degree and that lazy neck (starts and ends with B  *close parentheses avoid smiley*)

OK IM DONE. Obviously I am not ready for anything and don't deserve to get any 14 acrosses any time soon. Please forgive me.

sounds like you need a reliable hooker instead of an actual life partner

[sarahohio]

Jun 13, 2023 21:23:05 GMT -5 jermojames said:

Back on the apps and wow what a sucker.

Paid actual human money for Hinge and OKC premium because I am mid af. I actually think I look pretty good but I'm 42 which might as well be 60. BTW I can't really prove this, but I'm really seeing a lot of 40+ looking women who are somehow 39.

Anyways, let me just cite a couple red flags for me on these apps that are as common as plague

Big hats at the beach- lady you look like the wicker witch of the east coast. Hats with big brims are desighned to make sucking dick at the beach impossible. It's like those cones from the vet. No thank you.

dirty martinis/whiskey- OH YOU BAD GIRL YOU. This woman will suck your dick for 60s after a month of dating and she has a dog she will tend to at in/convenient times to get out of sucking your dick

looking for honesty/emotional intelligence- sure but lest we forget you're 44 IRL and 39 on app. Sorry you caught all your exes jerking off after you pretended to fall asleep to catch them jerking off. Coulda taken your dentures out and sucked that dick right there and maybe saved the relationship.

the NYT crossword puzzle/wordle/bar trivia- we get it, you got your masters. here's one that should have smoke coming out of your ears: 14 across- seven letter word, clue: the only job you're not qualified for with that degree and that lazy neck (starts and ends with B  *close parentheses avoid smiley*)

OK IM DONE. Obviously I am not ready for anything and don't deserve to get any 14 acrosses any time soon. Please forgive me.

they probably are 39.  Too much drinking and too much sun making them look old AF.  Probably why they are wearing floppy sun blockin hats now.