regular al
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Post by regular al on Nov 16, 2023 21:59:47 GMT -5
If it's not blatantly obvious they're into you just go to the bathroom and don't come back
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Nov 16, 2023 23:18:06 GMT -5
Pigeons are going for like 4 or 5 bucks a pop right now. Just saying
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 16, 2023 23:22:55 GMT -5
Pigeons are going for like 4 or 5 bucks a pop right now. Just saying Is this just a thought or what you say to get out of dates?
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Nov 16, 2023 23:27:54 GMT -5
Pigeons are going for like 4 or 5 bucks a pop right now. Just saying Is this just a thought or what you say to get out of dates? I once dated an amateur ornithologist?
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Nov 16, 2023 23:35:48 GMT -5
It was more a situation that ended up with me fucking a 25 year old in a parking garage, but I was just letting fools know there's money in birds?
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Nov 16, 2023 23:36:55 GMT -5
It's a shame about Ray becoming a deleter
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 16, 2023 23:40:18 GMT -5
It's a shame about Ray becoming a deleter Eh I figured the joke would stand on it's own without having to explain it.
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 17, 2023 0:30:32 GMT -5
Today I did notice a pretty girl staring at me. Which made me feel pretty good about myself for once not gonna lie.
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Post by fishtalk on Nov 17, 2023 0:44:53 GMT -5
Some of y’all haven’t dated any genuinely awkward people, and it shows. Y’all telling on yourselves right now.
I’ve had a number of times that I’ve built up rapport with a woman online/on the phone and then in person there’s nothing and I’ve gotta start back at ground zero essentially, shit I’ve been that awkward/shy person before. I’m not saying to force anything but if things were really interesting until you actually met, sometimes people genuinely just need a bit of time to open up.
If you haven’t spoken to them since, then yeah - probably not worth pursuing, but if after a crappy date they’re trying to slide back into texting then maybe give it a second shot. But also, I’m desperate for a meaningful connection with someone… anyone… it’s been so long and I just want to be held(and jerked off while in the little spoon position).
My buddy broke up with his girlfriend cause they never had anything to talk about… he said they’d just sit in silence for hours, even eat meals without a word. I don’t even know how you fall into a situation like that.
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Post by jermojames on Nov 17, 2023 3:30:44 GMT -5
Some of y’all haven’t dated any genuinely awkward people, and it shows. Y’all telling on yourselves right now. I’ve had a number of times that I’ve built up rapport with a woman online/on the phone and then in person there’s nothing and I’ve gotta start back at ground zero essentially, shit I’ve been that awkward/shy person before. I’m not saying to force anything but if things were really interesting until you actually met, sometimes people genuinely just need a bit of time to open up. If you haven’t spoken to them since, then yeah - probably not worth pursuing, but if after a crappy date they’re trying to slide back into texting then maybe give it a second shot. But also, I’m desperate for a meaningful connection with someone… anyone… it’s been so long and I just want to be held(and jerked off while in the little spoon position). My buddy broke up with his girlfriend cause they never had anything to talk about… he said they’d just sit in silence for hours, even eat meals without a word. I don’t even know how you fall into a situation like that. 1- bomb pussy 2- fear of loneliness having suffered from both at some point couldnt tell ya which is more imprisoning. something about silent deadeyed fuck sesh w a top drawer smokeshow might make it all worth it but good for mans for gettin out of a bad thing.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Nov 17, 2023 4:01:11 GMT -5
It's great sex. I've dated two different girls for extended periods of time that I couldn't sit through a meal with.
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regular al
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Post by regular al on Nov 17, 2023 7:21:40 GMT -5
Few things worse than mind blowing sex with someone you fucking hate the rest of the time
Shit is confusing
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Post by JDS~~~* on Nov 17, 2023 11:37:47 GMT -5
Few things worse than mind blowing sex with someone you fucking hate the rest of the time Shit is confusing
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kwame
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Post by kwame on Nov 18, 2023 3:15:49 GMT -5
why is it that after months of no play at all, there are now two people?I don't know how to deal with that
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Post by concealer on Nov 18, 2023 9:31:24 GMT -5
why is it that after months of no play at all, there are now two people?I don't know how to deal with that
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Post by tandoori jones on Nov 18, 2023 9:32:37 GMT -5
2girls1kwame
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Post by jonsetsfire on Nov 18, 2023 9:53:22 GMT -5
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Nov 18, 2023 9:55:38 GMT -5
why is it that after months of no play at all, there are now two people?I don't know how to deal with that Show them your gear collection.
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Post by Ⓝ𝒶𝓇匚[REDACTED]ᗴᖇ on Nov 18, 2023 10:06:08 GMT -5
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regular al
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Post by regular al on Nov 18, 2023 10:11:28 GMT -5
I've been married 7 years at 33 is that game?
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Post by orbit on Nov 18, 2023 10:34:26 GMT -5
I think I found a new girl whose down with eating my ass to wake me up.
Only issue is, we've known each other since we were toddlers. She's a mom and is currently going through a divorce. So she's been wild in my DMs, not sure how I feel about it.
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Post by theonefreeman on Nov 18, 2023 10:50:56 GMT -5
I think I found a new girl whose down with eating my ass to wake me up. Only issue is, we've known each other since we were toddlers. She's a mom and is currently going through a divorce. So she's been wild in my DMs, not sure how I feel about it. I'm going to be real with this response: There are a million other ways that you could get your dick wet. Don't get involved with a woman with kids unless you want to have the kids be in your life too. People in that position need someone serious, even if they don't think that they do and they're just trying to hook up or whatever.
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Post by orbit on Nov 18, 2023 11:04:14 GMT -5
I think I found a new girl whose down with eating my ass to wake me up. Only issue is, we've known each other since we were toddlers. She's a mom and is currently going through a divorce. So she's been wild in my DMs, not sure how I feel about it. I'm going to be real with this response: There are a million other ways that you could get your dick wet. Don't get involved with a woman with kids unless you want to have the kids be in your life too. People in that position need someone serious, even if they don't think that they do and they're just trying to hook up or whatever. Well that's part of my reservation. She has mentioned prior to this that she's not interested in looking for a partner or anything serious with anyone and doesn't want anyone really involved with her kids. But I don't know if it's all just fluff or what.
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Nov 18, 2023 11:12:29 GMT -5
I think I found a new girl whose down with eating my ass to wake me up. Only issue is, we've known each other since we were toddlers. She's a mom and is currently going through a divorce. So she's been wild in my DMs, not sure how I feel about it. Eat ass and freak the fuck out
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Post by regular al on Nov 18, 2023 11:18:47 GMT -5
Yeah let her cook
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 18, 2023 13:26:12 GMT -5
I think I found a new girl whose down with eating my ass to wake me up. Only issue is, we've known each other since we were toddlers. She's a mom and is currently going through a divorce. So she's been wild in my DMs, not sure how I feel about it. Those moms with a kid that are going through a divorce at least in my experience are EXTREMELY touch starved so her being wild in the DM is not a shocker.
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Nov 18, 2023 14:09:27 GMT -5
I think I found a new girl whose down with eating my ass to wake me up. Only issue is, we've known each other since we were toddlers. She's a mom and is currently going through a divorce. So she's been wild in my DMs, not sure how I feel about it. Those moms with a kid that are going through a divorce at least in my experience are EXTREMELY touch starved so her being wild in the DM is not a shocker. 👌
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Post by Ⓝ𝒶𝓇匚[REDACTED]ᗴᖇ on Nov 18, 2023 14:16:04 GMT -5
Chalz, for the love of god, please proofread your posts
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Post by tandoori jones on Nov 18, 2023 14:20:19 GMT -5
I'm going to be real with this response: There are a million other ways that you could get your dick wet. Don't get involved with a woman with kids unless you want to have the kids be in your life too. People in that position need someone serious, even if they don't think that they do and they're just trying to hook up or whatever. Well that's part of my reservation. She has mentioned prior to this that she's not interested in looking for a partner or anything serious with anyone and doesn't want anyone really involved with her kids. But I don't know if it's all just fluff or what. as long as you’re both up front with your intentions i don’t see a problem. babygirl just hungry for some rebound butthole. let her eat
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2023 14:32:55 GMT -5
I think I found a new girl whose down with eating my ass to wake me up. Only issue is, we've known each other since we were toddlers. She's a mom and is currently going through a divorce. So she's been wild in my DMs, not sure how I feel about it. Those moms with a kid that are going through a divorce at least in my experience are EXTREMELY touch starved so her being wild in the DM is not a shocker. you have never once felt the loving embrace of a woman
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