regular al
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Post by regular al on Nov 18, 2023 14:46:28 GMT -5
Touch starved
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Nov 18, 2023 14:46:54 GMT -5
hooking up with single moms is fine and fun and inevitable at our age
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Nov 18, 2023 14:48:18 GMT -5
I think I found a new girl whose down with eating my ass to wake me up. Only issue is, we've known each other since we were toddlers. She's a mom and is currently going through a divorce. So she's been wild in my DMs, not sure how I feel about it. I'm going to be real with this response: There are a million other ways that you could get your dick wet. Don't get involved with a woman with kids unless you want to have the kids be in your life too. People in that position need someone serious, even if they don't think that they do and they're just trying to hook up or whatever. counterpoint: Pussy from a woman who speaks elvish got this once and was informed that elvish is a misconception and that its actually orc she's a lesbian now that was a mother of 3 and i never saw her again
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Post by meatballmaniac on Nov 18, 2023 15:15:54 GMT -5
Been having fun with K. Disregard everything I said a few pages back about being an insecure pussy.
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Post by βπΆπε[REDACTED]α΄α on Nov 18, 2023 15:25:54 GMT -5
Thereβs always a million other ways to get your dick wet. So what? You should always go for it.
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Post by ITID on Nov 18, 2023 15:34:53 GMT -5
Chalz, for the love of god, please proofread your posts And then hit refresh
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Nov 18, 2023 15:36:20 GMT -5
Been having fun with K. Disregard everything I said a few pages back about being an insecure pussy. but maybe you are and maybe she loves it π€
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Post by ITID on Nov 18, 2023 15:48:32 GMT -5
I think I found a new girl whose down with eating my ass to wake me up. Only issue is, we've known each other since we were toddlers. She's a mom and is currently going through a divorce. So she's been wild in my DMs, not sure how I feel about it. Depends on how much you value the friendship. I'm prone to believe you're both capable adults but looking someone in the eye after you've had your tongue in their asshole does hit different
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 18, 2023 16:11:09 GMT -5
Thereβs always a million other ways to get your dick wet. So what? You should always go for it. I heard jumping in the drippini is a good way to get your dick wet
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Post by theonefreeman on Nov 18, 2023 16:13:24 GMT -5
Hey, fellas, my post is just coming from the perspective of someone who has been around a few moms who all wen't down the same exact post-divorce spiral. I've never really seen it go super well. You do you though! I support any Boarder getting laid, even if it means some poor kid has to wonder why he has to sleep at grandma's house half of the nights during a week.
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regular al
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Post by regular al on Nov 18, 2023 16:14:09 GMT -5
There are a million other ways to have a friendship. Let her eat your ass.
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 18, 2023 16:15:04 GMT -5
My friends are big on the phrase βdonβt swim where another man has drownβ so with that in mind I tread water lightly with divorced moms.
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Post by regular al on Nov 18, 2023 16:19:34 GMT -5
My friends are big on the phrase βdonβt swim where another man has drownβ so with that in mind I tread water lightly with divorced moms. they believe that most divorces are the woman's fault?
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Post by nastyy on Nov 18, 2023 16:21:14 GMT -5
My friends are big on the phrase βdonβt swim where another man has drownβ so with that in mind I tread water lightly with divorced moms. chalz on a Saturday in the love life thread ass post
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Post by ITID on Nov 18, 2023 16:24:00 GMT -5
My friends are big on the phrase βdonβt swim where another man has drownβ so with that in mind I tread water lightly with divorced moms. your friends are big on misogyny and grooming
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Post by tandoori jones on Nov 18, 2023 16:38:38 GMT -5
My friends are big on the phrase βdonβt swim where another man has drownβ so with that in mind I tread water lightly with divorced moms. your friends are big on misogyny and grooming theyβre from philly so yeah
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 18, 2023 16:40:06 GMT -5
Those arenβt my thoughts and apinions but nice attempt on stirring that pot
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Nov 18, 2023 16:45:38 GMT -5
My friends are big on the phrase βdonβt swim where another man has drownβ so with that in mind I tread water lightly with divorced moms. ![](https://media.tenor.com/ZykHOca_E2AAAAAC/mark-cuban-shark-tank.gif)
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Post by tandoori jones on Nov 18, 2023 17:05:48 GMT -5
Those arenβt my thoughts and apinions but nice attempt on stirring that pot My friends are big on the phrase βdonβt swim where another man has drownβ so with that in mind I tread water lightly with divorced moms.![](https://media1.giphy.com/media/XgfrHQLDgFy4b1XiRR/giphy.gif)
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 18, 2023 17:16:00 GMT -5
That still means Iβm open minded just guarded!
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Post by concealer on Nov 18, 2023 17:18:55 GMT -5
Touch Starved Divorcee
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 18, 2023 17:33:31 GMT -5
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Post by killedbyboard on Nov 18, 2023 21:36:54 GMT -5
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Post by anointed on Nov 19, 2023 8:27:56 GMT -5
My friends are big on the phrase βdonβt swim where another man has drownβ so with that in mind I tread water lightly with divorced moms. this is what i come here for ![](https://media.tenor.com/uQnKw9wyjaEAAAAC/standing-ovation-clap.gif)
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Post by white Phillies player on Nov 19, 2023 9:32:13 GMT -5
My friends are big on the phrase βdonβt swim where another man has drownβ so with that in mind I tread water lightly with divorced moms. they believe that most divorces are the woman's fault? Statistically proven that 97% of divorces actually are the fault of a woman
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Post by white Phillies player on Nov 19, 2023 9:32:25 GMT -5
Bitch
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Post by sarahohio on Nov 19, 2023 10:25:17 GMT -5
That still means Iβm open minded just guarded! so because a marriage didn't work out and she had a kid while married, you need to be guarded with that woman?
but because i had a marriage that didn't work out but didn't have a kid, dude doesn't need to guarded with me though?
come on now.
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Nov 19, 2023 10:30:11 GMT -5
It be like that women be crazy namsayin
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Post by ITID on Nov 19, 2023 10:49:25 GMT -5
That still means Iβm open minded just guarded! so because a marriage didn't work out and she had a kid while married, you need to be guarded with that woman? but because i had a marriage that didn't work out but didn't have a kid, dude doesn't need to guarded with me though? come on now.
I think the divorce is the metaphorical drowning of the man, kids are just like extra waves or an undertow or some shit.
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 19, 2023 11:20:16 GMT -5
My friends are big on the phrase βdonβt swim where another man has drownβ so with that in mind I tread water lightly with divorced moms. I hate it when they have to close the beach due to touch starved divorcΓ©es.
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