ITID
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Post by ITID on Nov 21, 2023 0:01:11 GMT -5
concerning haute tension vibes going on here
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chaospouch
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30 minutes delicate
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Post by chaospouch on Nov 21, 2023 6:32:04 GMT -5
Met a lady on tinder years ago named Siobhan, had to google how to pronounce her name on the way to meet for drinks bc I’m a rètard Ended up dating for a bit and my dad thought she was a WOC (black) bc he’s also a rètard
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Nov 21, 2023 7:30:52 GMT -5
Introducing her to your parents like “this is my gf, Sibian”
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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homo thug holding a covid atom
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Nov 21, 2023 11:54:32 GMT -5
Let it be known that I post on BiL to have fun. I’m not looking for anything serious
😋😜🥺🥺🥺💦
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Ronaldo Artest
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Antifa Supersoldier
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Nov 21, 2023 11:58:45 GMT -5
Introducing her to your parents like “this is my gf, Sibian”
"this is my gf, Sybian"
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Nov 21, 2023 14:21:05 GMT -5
Oops I spelled it wrong but yes the electronic vibrating sex machine
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vague form
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Post by vague form on Nov 21, 2023 16:41:27 GMT -5
Polypcule
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floorpunchchalie
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board royalty
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 21, 2023 17:12:57 GMT -5
the best is that map just proves chalie right. philadelphia is blue on that map. Most of the women here definitely get the “ick” if you’re a repub. My friend Amy told me a couple months back how she thought this guy was super attractive and she wanted to hook up with him but found out he was a Trump supporter because he had a Make America Great Again hat in the back of his car.
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Nov 21, 2023 17:20:05 GMT -5
good for amy 👍
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☭ Bob Loblaw ☭
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Post by ☭ Bob Loblaw ☭ on Nov 21, 2023 17:29:48 GMT -5
I’m currently having sexual relations with the hot bartender from my local bar. It’s going well so far and I feel like a million bucks. We’re hitting up a Japanese pub tonight for some highballs and karaage then more sex after that. I’m very pro shoot your shot as of late She brought up the “so, what are we doing?” question last night after some intense copulation. We talked for a bit and now we’re officially dating. This feels fucking excellent
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Nov 21, 2023 18:34:35 GMT -5
I’m currently having sexual relations with the hot bartender from my local bar. It’s going well so far and I feel like a million bucks. We’re hitting up a Japanese pub tonight for some highballs and karaage then more sex after that. I’m very pro shoot your shot as of late She brought up the “so, what are we doing?” question last night after some intense copulation. We talked for a bit and now we’re officially dating. This feels fucking excellent
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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homo thug holding a covid atom
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Nov 21, 2023 18:43:49 GMT -5
I’m currently having sexual relations with the hot bartender from my local bar. It’s going well so far and I feel like a million bucks. We’re hitting up a Japanese pub tonight for some highballs and karaage then more sex after that. I’m very pro shoot your shot as of late She brought up the “so, what are we doing?” question last night after some intense copulation. We talked for a bit and now we’re officially dating. This feels fucking excellent So is she a pawg and/or milf and/or bbw and/or your step sister?
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Nov 21, 2023 18:58:39 GMT -5
She brought up the “so, what are we doing?” question last night after some intense copulation. We talked for a bit and now we’re officially dating. This feels fucking excellent So is she a pawg and/or milf and/or bbw and/or your step sister? Scale of Ditto to Mewtwo what’s she shaped like?
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anointed
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apartheid superfan
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Post by anointed on Nov 21, 2023 18:59:12 GMT -5
is she taking medication for her BPD?
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Nov 21, 2023 19:05:25 GMT -5
What emojis is she using?
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☭ Bob Loblaw ☭
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Post by ☭ Bob Loblaw ☭ on Nov 21, 2023 19:37:27 GMT -5
Petite Japanese young lady
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Nov 21, 2023 19:41:03 GMT -5
Petite Japanese young lady Okay so like a Mr. Mime
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meatballmaniac
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sexual camel
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Post by meatballmaniac on Nov 21, 2023 20:18:49 GMT -5
PJYL
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kwame
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broken ass teeth
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Post by kwame on Nov 21, 2023 20:24:27 GMT -5
was gigging over the weekend so I been texting
this'll likely be my last post in here for a while because snitching on oneself is an unforced error. gonna have a home cooked meal and watch a movie tomorrow night, and possibly set up a nature walk or something equally granola maybe sometime next week with the second lady. I feel like a dog who finally caught the car it's been chasing but I'm gonna ride my anxiety out until I fuck my situation up and end up sad again, become successful in dating like a modern, well adjusted person, or a third comes along
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Nov 21, 2023 20:52:08 GMT -5
Fellas, if I know that her favorite arcade game is Galaga, is it gay for me to ask if she wants to go to an arcade and play it?
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Nov 21, 2023 21:00:55 GMT -5
Fellas, if I know that her favorite arcade game is Galaga, is it gay (in a good way) for me to ask if she wants to go to an arcade and play it? just ask her if she wants to galaga on deez nuts
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Nov 22, 2023 0:49:08 GMT -5
Fellas, if I know that her favorite arcade game is Galaga, is it gay (in a good way) for me to ask if she wants to go to an arcade and play it? It is (in a good way)
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hayley
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Post by hayley on Nov 22, 2023 6:56:01 GMT -5
Fellas, if I know that her favorite arcade game is Galaga, is it gay (in a good way) (in a good way) for me to ask if she wants to go to an arcade and play it? MY FAVORITE ARCADE GAME IS GALAGA. Definitely do that.
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 22, 2023 10:33:37 GMT -5
Arcades a good idea. Catch me absolutely wreck at Time Crisis!
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stiffbreeze
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In Scatt We Trust
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Post by stiffbreeze on Nov 22, 2023 12:04:57 GMT -5
Time Crisis and Galaga fucking rock
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neilmorrissey
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Post by neilmorrissey on Nov 22, 2023 12:36:01 GMT -5
last arcade i wen't to the time crisis machines (three of them) all had fucked triggers. very disappointing. they did have golden axe though which RULES
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hayley
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negligee minx
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Post by hayley on Nov 22, 2023 12:55:11 GMT -5
I am AAA and who the f is Dan?
i!
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 22, 2023 13:06:22 GMT -5
I am AAA and who the f is Dan?
i!
This reminds me of a scene from Night of the Comet.
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Nov 23, 2023 13:19:33 GMT -5
For the record I think the apps are a cesspool and it's basically all a game which sucks but hey that's what you get dating in 2022 where it's all apps and less talking to someone in person and asking for their number. A buddy of mine was feeling pretty down on himself so I checked in on him. He was telling me how its been forever since he wen't on an actual date. I felt bad but wanted to help him so I advised him to post a profile picture with him hugging a friend's dog. He doesn't own a dog but I specifically told him to ask a friend if he can take a picture with their dog because the ladies pawsitively love that shit. I then said if she asks about the dog make sure you are truthful and tell them it's your buddy's dog. I then advised him to make sure to bring up the conversation of rescue pup missions around the area because again if I had to hypothesize women melt over that stuff. I can't believe it but he actually listened to me and he has not one but two dates lined up this weekend after Thanksgiving! I don't know how to really feel about it but hey that's the apps.... if you can get a date by doing a little extra work then I guess it's a good thing? Thank you for this 🙏
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jaredfromsubway
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Nov 23, 2023 13:23:35 GMT -5
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