JDS
Pulsating Member
a kid got his ear punched off
I’m something all you parents hate to see but don’t worry, it’s just me, Jeremy!
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Post by JDS on Dec 12, 2023 12:10:47 GMT -5
I FUCKING LOVE CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!!!
AND PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!1
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killedbyboard
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Post by killedbyboard on Dec 12, 2023 12:12:14 GMT -5
My wife be sending me the 😬 which means "bj tonight, extra teeth" I can only assume.
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agunrack
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reasonable and rhetorical
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Post by agunrack on Dec 12, 2023 12:36:38 GMT -5
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jermojames
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Post by jermojames on Dec 12, 2023 12:44:13 GMT -5
My wife be sending me the 😬 which means "bj tonight, extra teeth" I can only assume. 😬😬😬
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Ronaldo Artest
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Antifa Supersoldier
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Dec 12, 2023 12:54:58 GMT -5
honestly need a hidden camera on chalie the next time he goes on a date. need to see what he says/does i think a full on camera crew would be ideal. i don’t wanna BE there but… i wanna be there fuck it, why not a full on dating show like Rock of Love? 25 girls vying for Chalie's love would be outstanding television
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Cholo Molester
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our very own Gideon Yago 🌚
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 12, 2023 12:56:13 GMT -5
damn, too real.
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Dec 12, 2023 13:00:02 GMT -5
i knew a girl was cheating on me once because i caught her listening to mudvayne
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Perm’d by God
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haunted by chalie, ray, Jerome garcia
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Post by Perm’d by God on Dec 12, 2023 13:08:06 GMT -5
I’m not letting some woman ruin a banger for me
You are weak
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codync
Throbbing Member
i go ham on the cheez-its
Welcome to the real lynard skynard o-count all fans are welcome 🙏 RiP lynard skynard.Rock n roll ✌
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Post by codync on Dec 12, 2023 13:14:11 GMT -5
hell yeah brother no woman could ever ruin sausage for me either
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agunrack
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reasonable and rhetorical
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Post by agunrack on Dec 12, 2023 13:47:26 GMT -5
post relationship narc is a poster-arc we are not ready for
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2023 13:59:12 GMT -5
I sent a message to an attractive woman on the application Hinge (the only dating app meant to be deleted) and she misinterpreted what I said and replied with a non-sequitur. Should I cut my losses and end things now?
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vague form
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Post by vague form on Dec 12, 2023 14:09:43 GMT -5
Just ask her out for a drink or coffee, man. The medium is the problem
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Dec 12, 2023 14:32:30 GMT -5
i knew a girl was cheating on me once because i caught her listening to mudvayne I made my wife see Mudvayne with me. A couple that Digs together sticks together
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ITID
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least likely to win at literally anything
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Post by ITID on Dec 12, 2023 14:40:03 GMT -5
I sent a message to an attractive woman on the application Hinge (the only dating app meant to be deleted) and she misinterpreted what I said and replied with a non-sequitur. Should I cut my losses and end things now? Get your ass back in there, sean
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2023 14:48:23 GMT -5
but she lives 30 minutes away
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Dec 12, 2023 14:56:21 GMT -5
She could also love 30 mins away. Don’t know til you go
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ITID
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least likely to win at literally anything
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Post by ITID on Dec 12, 2023 14:58:36 GMT -5
but she lives 30 minutes away Think of it more as a 6 hour walk
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2023 14:59:08 GMT -5
Fuck this sucks
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2023 14:59:42 GMT -5
Fuck I’m out of “free likes for today.” It looks like I have only one choice left
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2023 15:00:49 GMT -5
Okay so I’m gonna try this, “haha whoa that’s pretty cool. What is it that you like about the history of cinematography? I’m a bit of a Sinophile myself lol.”
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jermojames
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Post by jermojames on Dec 12, 2023 15:05:36 GMT -5
Fuck I’m out of “free likes for today.” It looks like I have only one choice left go premium you cant put a price on new connections
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meatballmaniac
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sexual camel
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Post by meatballmaniac on Dec 12, 2023 15:07:45 GMT -5
Sean what’s that Venmo? Let me premium you
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2023 15:09:05 GMT -5
Sean what’s that Venmo? Let me premium you oh no no that’s very kind of you but Hinge is desighned to be deleted anyway it would be a waste of money
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2023 15:10:17 GMT -5
Update: I sent a thoughtful reply inquiring about her interest in the history of filmmaking. I also wrote a little bit about myself just so it’s not an interrogation. I think I’ve got this in the bag!
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meatballmaniac
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sexual camel
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Post by meatballmaniac on Dec 12, 2023 15:10:30 GMT -5
Sean what’s that Venmo? Let me premium you oh no no that’s very kind of you but Hinge is desighned to be deleted anyway it would be a waste of money sean
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jermojames
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Post by jermojames on Dec 12, 2023 15:10:32 GMT -5
Sean what’s that Venmo? Let me premium you oh no no that’s very kind of you but Hinge is desighned to be deleted anyway it would be a waste of money bitch youre desighned to be single now get in the game and go pro
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2023 15:10:38 GMT -5
This dating stuff is easy!
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2023 15:15:11 GMT -5
Oh no. She hasn’t responded yet. Does anyone else ever get the creeping suspicion that you’re disposable? That people only use you for their selfish needs? That nobody is willing to take a risk and be vulnerable, be intimate? This is a disaster
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2023 15:15:40 GMT -5
This stinks
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Dec 12, 2023 15:18:28 GMT -5
That feeling when you realize you're in a situationship and it's losing steam...feels bad, man.
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