jermojames
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Post by jermojames on Dec 12, 2023 15:33:37 GMT -5
Oh no. She hasn’t responded yet. Does anyone else ever get the creeping suspicion that you’re disposable? That people only use you for their selfish needs? That nobody is willing to take a risk and be vulnerable, be intimate? This is a disaster keep spiraling but post about it things to dwell upon in the meantime: your profile pics (unbecoming) your prompts (cringey) are you even lovable? (debatable) did she get liked by a better version of you in the past 15m? (probably)
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2023 15:36:38 GMT -5
I'll have you know I just updated my profile pic. There is no way it is unbecoming! Soon I will be dipped and kissed under the Eiffel Tower
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codync
Throbbing Member
i go ham on the cheez-its
Welcome to the real lynard skynard o-count all fans are welcome 🙏 RiP lynard skynard.Rock n roll ✌
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Post by codync on Dec 12, 2023 15:44:00 GMT -5
Fuck I’m out of “free likes for today.” It looks like I have only one choice left imagine if you could run out of free likes on board. I would not "love" that!
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JDS
Pulsating Member
a kid got his ear punched off
I’m something all you parents hate to see but don’t worry, it’s just me, Jeremy!
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Post by JDS on Dec 12, 2023 15:56:37 GMT -5
Dating apps be like:
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jermojames
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Post by jermojames on Dec 12, 2023 17:22:59 GMT -5
tempted to repost my summertime dating app rant on women with big hats who do the sunday nyt crossword and drink negronis and omakase
instead ill throw in my favorite dating app game:
WHICH B**** ARE YOU? 5 pics, each group shots, everybody looks the same. Play this game for even a second and you’ll know you’re at the bottom of the barrel. Guaranteed sunglasses, hat, and unconfirmed dental hygiene.
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
Pulsating Member
homo thug holding a covid atom
DMX driving 114 mph
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Dec 12, 2023 17:40:24 GMT -5
post relationship narc is a poster-arc we are not ready for Is the guac no more?!
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 12, 2023 18:52:11 GMT -5
sean’s tryna get eiffel towered hell yeah twu
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Perm’d by God
Pulsating Member
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Post by Perm’d by God on Dec 12, 2023 19:25:48 GMT -5
post relationship narc is a poster-arc we are not ready for Is the guac no more?! *gauc
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Dec 12, 2023 19:33:53 GMT -5
cold gauc
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Cholo Molester
Pulsating Member
our very own Gideon Yago 🌚
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 12, 2023 19:48:07 GMT -5
hopefully this break up motivates Narc to write good riffs for Jared's band
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Perm’d by God
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haunted by chalie, ray, Jerome garcia
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Post by Perm’d by God on Dec 12, 2023 19:52:18 GMT -5
hopefully this break up motivates Narc to write good riffs for Jared's band hard of reading
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Cholo Molester
Pulsating Member
our very own Gideon Yago 🌚
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 12, 2023 19:58:23 GMT -5
hopefully this break up motivates Narc to write good riffs for Jared's band hard of reading Whatever, Ringo Starr
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Perm’d by God
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haunted by chalie, ray, Jerome garcia
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Post by Perm’d by God on Dec 12, 2023 20:01:10 GMT -5
I am John Lennon in that I am the member most likely to be shot
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Cholo Molester
Pulsating Member
our very own Gideon Yago 🌚
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 12, 2023 20:04:09 GMT -5
I am John Lennon in that I beat my wife and abandoned my first born son
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jonsetsfire
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pervert
creepin'
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Post by jonsetsfire on Dec 12, 2023 20:23:29 GMT -5
I am John Lennon in that I am the member most likely to be shot Fingers crossed 🤞🏻
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jimmyspudboy
Throbbing Member
nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Dec 12, 2023 20:26:06 GMT -5
Imagine
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MMST3K
Pulsating Member
re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 12, 2023 20:36:13 GMT -5
Oh no. She hasn’t responded yet. Does anyone else ever get the creeping suspicion that you’re disposable? That people only use you for their selfish needs? That nobody is willing to take a risk and be vulnerable, be intimate? This is a disaster
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Perm’d by God
Pulsating Member
haunted by chalie, ray, Jerome garcia
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Post by Perm’d by God on Dec 13, 2023 0:29:06 GMT -5
I am John Lennon in that I beat my wife and abandoned my first born son You’ll never have a wife to beat nor a son to abandon.
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Cholo Molester
Pulsating Member
our very own Gideon Yago 🌚
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 13, 2023 0:30:01 GMT -5
You’ll never have a wife to beat nor a son to abandon. Inshallah 🙏🏼 that is the goal.
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ITID
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least likely to win at literally anything
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BiL Premium Poster: 👨💻
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Post by ITID on Dec 13, 2023 0:31:55 GMT -5
You’ll never have a wife to beat nor a son to abandon. You choose to punch down bc you cannot punch up
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Perm’d by God
Pulsating Member
haunted by chalie, ray, Jerome garcia
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Post by Perm’d by God on Dec 13, 2023 0:55:40 GMT -5
You’ll never have a wife to beat nor a son to abandon. You choose to punch down bc you cannot punch up You may have no choice but to be a malcontented goober, but you do not need to be this loud about it.
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MMST3K
Pulsating Member
re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 13, 2023 1:48:47 GMT -5
You’ll never have a wife to beat nor a son to abandon. And you'll never have money or a hit record but you will probably be shot to death.
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hayley
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negligee minx
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Post by hayley on Dec 13, 2023 2:23:04 GMT -5
just checking in on the love thread…. all seems to be going well
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MMST3K
Pulsating Member
re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
Posts: 32,951 Join Date: Jun 27, 2018 Likes: 34,827
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 13, 2023 2:30:21 GMT -5
just checking in on the love thread…. all seems to be going well Threads on track Ma'am . MMS unit report complete. Will report again at 1400 hours. Over and out code name Négligé Minx.
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hayley
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negligee minx
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Post by hayley on Dec 13, 2023 2:36:46 GMT -5
just checking in on the love thread…. all seems to be going well Threads on track Ma'am . MMS unit report complete. Will report again at 1400 hours. Over and out code name Négligé Minx. As you were
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Dec 13, 2023 2:40:59 GMT -5
We’re going through a thing.
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anointed
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apartheid superfan
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Post by anointed on Dec 13, 2023 2:48:16 GMT -5
i'm going on a double date on saturday with a chick i've hooked up with in the past, she's roommates with my friend's girl. she's chill but i don't really see myself being with her outside of the casual adult hit and run excursion. for some reason she hasn't gotten the message and wants to keep trying it with me. i'm mostly going on the date as a favor to my friend and his girl. hey, it's food and sex so i'm not bitching.
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amplifiedohms
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Post by amplifiedohms on Dec 13, 2023 3:31:11 GMT -5
i'm going on a double date on saturday with a chick i've hooked up with in the past, she's roommates with my friend's girl. she's chill but i don't really see myself being with her outside of the casual adult hit and run excursion. for some reason she hasn't gotten the message and wants to keep trying it with me. i'm mostly going on the date as a favor to my friend and his girl. hey, it's food and sex so i'm not bitching. I've seen Goodfellas, this doesn't end well.
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anointed
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apartheid superfan
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Post by anointed on Dec 13, 2023 3:51:44 GMT -5
KAREN! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! KAREN!
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sarahohio
Throbbing Member
Board's Bottom Bitch
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Post by sarahohio on Dec 13, 2023 10:53:50 GMT -5
Fuck I’m out of “free likes for today.” It looks like I have only one choice left go premium you cant put a price on new connections Maybe there are just better women on apps. I was lucky if I found two guys I wanted to swipe on in a day.
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