AL πβ¨π¦
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Dec 15, 2023 12:13:15 GMT -5
it doesn't matter what you look like, having high standards for looks is juvenile and self-sabotaging
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codync
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i go ham on the cheez-its
Welcome to the real lynard skynard o-count all fans are welcome π RiP lynard skynard.Rock n roll β
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Post by codync on Dec 15, 2023 12:20:46 GMT -5
case in point: Sara Jay out here doing just fine
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Dec 15, 2023 12:20:55 GMT -5
Personally, if I was forty and single, I would just accept and embrace the lifestyle. Buy a blowjob machine, get a dog or a cat, etc. Can't imagine a fate much worse than having to date past your twen'ties.
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JDS
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a kid got his ear punched off
Gonna light you up like Christmas
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Post by JDS on Dec 15, 2023 12:22:35 GMT -5
Should I change my dating app Profiles to:
"I admit, I don't look like the athlete of the day supposed to look. My belly's just a little big, my heinie's a little big, but brother, I am bad. And they know I'm bad."
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Dec 15, 2023 12:27:27 GMT -5
Change it to, "I have many Misfits original pressings." That makes me wet.
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JDS
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a kid got his ear punched off
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Post by JDS on Dec 15, 2023 12:31:33 GMT -5
Change it to, "I have many Misfits original pressings." That makes me wet. I literally have "I won't shut up about my Black Sabbath 1976 2X12" test pressing of "We Sold Our Soul for Rock 'n' Roll" on my hinge profile. |
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AL πβ¨π¦
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Dec 15, 2023 12:36:33 GMT -5
Personally, if I was forty and single, I would just accept and embrace the lifestyle. Buy a blowjob machine, get a dog or a cat, etc. Can't imagine a fate much worse than having to date past your twen'ties. i think the main setback with dating is expectations and needs, but being in your 40's and accepting you're single with a blowjob machine is a much healthier and fruitful mindset for the dating landscape than going all in wanting to start a family but only if the person checks off every box. like you could just meet people and go on dates with no expectations or anticipation, knowing that if you go home alone that blowjob machine has got you covered |
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 15, 2023 12:47:35 GMT -5
Someone should tell Chalz it's not that hard to tell if a girls into you.
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Sorley Boy
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I'm in the killing fields everyday childish warlock
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Post by Sorley Boy on Dec 15, 2023 12:51:40 GMT -5
βAll I want is an absolutely beautiful woman who wants to get married and have children, but has not been married before and does not have any children. Iβm 39 years old, and I think this is a reasonable expectation (also no fatties)!β + has never dated a black guy. |
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rowdiedondown
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Post by rowdiedondown on Dec 15, 2023 13:43:16 GMT -5
Damn I nearly made the cutoff lol
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 15, 2023 13:49:02 GMT -5
Change it to, "I have many Misfits original pressings." That makes me wet. I literally have "I won't shut up about my Black Sabbath 1976 2X12" test pressing of "We Sold Our Soul for Rock 'n' Roll" on my hinge profile. this is perfect if your goal is to attract nerdy dudes |
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JDS
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Post by JDS on Dec 15, 2023 13:54:11 GMT -5
I literally have "I won't shut up about my Black Sabbath 1976 2X12" test pressing of "We Sold Our Soul for Rock 'n' Roll" on my hinge profile. this is perfect if your goal is to attract nerdy dudes Are you saying women don't care about records? |
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 15, 2023 14:10:26 GMT -5
this is perfect if your goal is to attract nerdy dudes Are you saying women don't care about records? in a hyper specific nerdy way that theyβll go on a date with you cause you bragged about a test press like itβs some personal achievement? no. |
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Magnum P.P.
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Dec 15, 2023 14:10:51 GMT -5
single late 30s man looking for a large-breasted but skinny woman who loves ice cream and baseball games wearing sundresses and make-up and listens to bands like new found glory and taking back sunday while receiving hickeys on her mammoth breasts and also doesnt mind being a couple decades younger
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 15, 2023 14:14:38 GMT -5
When I was 19, my tinder bio said that Algernon Cadwallader played my birthday party
Worked great
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 15, 2023 14:16:41 GMT -5
When I was 19, my tinder bio said that Algernon Cadwallader played my birthday party Worked great yeah cause you were 19. not 45 |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 15, 2023 14:19:22 GMT -5
i dunno, sounds like heβs got a good strategy for separating the wheat from the chaff
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 15, 2023 14:22:22 GMT -5
Are you saying women don't care about records? in a hyper specific nerdy way that theyβll go on a date with you cause you bragged about a test press like itβs some personal achievement? no. But the dudes might. |
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killedbyboard
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Post by killedbyboard on Dec 15, 2023 14:33:08 GMT -5
Shit. Yep that's the one. |
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 15, 2023 14:44:09 GMT -5
"Will you accept this Funko Pop?" |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 15, 2023 14:45:13 GMT -5
Jesus, kenny. Going for the fuckin jugular
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JDS
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Post by JDS on Dec 15, 2023 14:47:20 GMT -5
When I was 19, my tinder bio said that Algernon Cadwallader played my birthday party Worked great yeah cause you were 19. not 45 I turn 50 in 3 months. I have no idea what I'm doing, but ya know- I gotta be me out of the gate because I literally CANNOT fake it. |
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crobssssss
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Post by crobssssss on Dec 15, 2023 15:37:59 GMT -5
Iβll be chalz at home bj machine if he lets me take the funkos out of the box to play π€ͺ
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 15, 2023 15:40:12 GMT -5
Iβll be chalz at home bj machine if he lets me take the funkos out of the box to play π€ͺ you must also wear a sundress |
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JDS
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Post by JDS on Dec 15, 2023 15:43:23 GMT -5
Iβll be chalz at home bj machine if he lets me take the funkos out of the box to play π€ͺ you must also wear a sundress and have a boyfriend. |
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Dec 15, 2023 15:44:25 GMT -5
Iβll be chalz at home bj machine if he lets me take the funkos out of the box to play π€ͺ chalie guarding the funkos like:  |
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crobssssss
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Post by crobssssss on Dec 15, 2023 17:34:16 GMT -5
Iβll be chalz at home bj machine if he lets me take the funkos out of the box to play π€ͺ you must also wear a sundress Just let me touch the funkos |
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 15, 2023 17:38:35 GMT -5
this is the girl chalie thinks is gonna dump her boyfriend for him  |
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 15, 2023 17:42:07 GMT -5
chalz: I like a girl who has a bf and I'm wondering if I should pursue her because she talks to me a lot
literally all of board: no she's friendzoning you and probably thinks you're gay
chalz: so there is a chance?
literally all of board: not at all
chalz: idk sounds like I should keep talking to her, you guys just don't understand that women find me attractive
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 15, 2023 17:47:33 GMT -5
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