johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 15, 2023 17:51:14 GMT -5
The things that baby yoda doll in the corner has seen... |
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killedbyboard
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Post by killedbyboard on Dec 15, 2023 17:55:39 GMT -5
The things that baby yoda doll in the corner has seen... Blocking again. |
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Mr. Dingle Foot
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Dec 15, 2023 18:11:54 GMT -5
What’s the over/under on Chalie dying alone? remember that post I deleted cause it was mean? Come on, SK. |
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 15, 2023 18:15:30 GMT -5
What’s the over/under on Chalie dying alone? remember that post I deleted cause it was mean? Come on, SK. Fine I’ll delete it. But it’s not mean cuz for every woman that rejects Chalie he hooks up with 2. |
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Mr. Dingle Foot
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Dec 15, 2023 18:17:24 GMT -5
remember that post I deleted cause it was mean? Come on, SK. Fine I’ll delete it. But it’s not mean cuz for every woman that rejects Chalie he hooks up with 2. do what you gotta but you know the deal. |
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 15, 2023 18:27:04 GMT -5
remember that post I deleted cause it was mean? Come on, SK. Fine I’ll delete it. But it’s not mean cuz for every woman that rejects Chalie he hooks up with 2. to be fair, i can see you posting on here at 80 years old still talking like an 19 year old illipino swag daddy about all the “shordies” at your nursing home |
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Post by 𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 on Dec 15, 2023 18:34:15 GMT -5
that's the dream, isn't it?
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Dec 15, 2023 19:32:36 GMT -5
Fine I’ll delete it. But it’s not mean cuz for every woman that rejects Chalie he hooks up with 2. to be fair, i can see you posting on here at 80 years old still talking like an 19 year old illipino swag daddy about all the “shordies” at your nursing home 80 year old shordies shaped like mewtwo iykyk |
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Dec 15, 2023 19:33:07 GMT -5
80 years old, shouting "Dudes rock!"
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Post by fishtalk - certified baddie on Dec 15, 2023 19:55:55 GMT -5
I was friends with a girl I wen't to shows with as a teenager and as I was trying to woo her with my charm she picked up a bf and I was like “oh word, guess we’re just friends” and we were buddies for a few years… until her and the bf broke up and I shot my shot, making it clear that I really enjoyed our friendship and I was very anxious about ruining it by confessing my feelings. She told me she had been in love with me for years and didn’t think I was interested cause I never gave her any signs and any sign she gave me I chalked up to us being really good friends. Apparently she doesn’t let any of her good friends sleep in her bed with her and when I didn’t make any move it crushed her, and she had a whole list of these events.
But the moment she knew there was no chance was the leg touch, and everyone should pay attention to this, cause it’s never failed me. Sit down next to whoever you like and rest your leg against them - if they don’t pull away they’re into you… if they do, don’t bother. Again though, I told her she had a bf and I was worried about making our friendship weird.
After learning about the leg touch I’ve used it several times and it has always cleared things up. I did it with THE EX and within an hour our legs were wrapped around each other as we talked…. Just unconsciously getting closer and closer.
I really miss the feeling of being excited about someone and it being reciprocated.
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jefe
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Post by jefe on Dec 15, 2023 21:03:12 GMT -5
a girl rested her legs on my lap and later called me ugly
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killedbyboard
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Post by killedbyboard on Dec 15, 2023 21:10:34 GMT -5
a girl rested her legs on my lap and later called me ugly She wants you. Press on for 3-5 more years. |
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Dec 15, 2023 21:24:31 GMT -5
I’ll be chalz at home bj machine if he lets me take the funkos out of the box to play 🤪 chalie guarding the funkos like:  Damn I just made a Seinfeld meme in the blocked poster thread then saw this from before me. Synchronicity |
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Dec 15, 2023 21:27:05 GMT -5
Yeah I don’t know if the leg thing would work on me. I have that bullied youngest sibling I-was-here-first-I’m-not-moving-and-will-fight-over-it mindset
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 15, 2023 21:55:41 GMT -5
I’ll be chalz at home bj machine if he lets me take the funkos out of the box to play 🤪 chalie guarding the funkos like: To get past him you'll need a 5,000 dollar date and a lot of hot dogs. |
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hayley
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Post by hayley on Dec 15, 2023 23:02:01 GMT -5
thread headed in my type of direction freshly plunged but, it won’t be long |
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 16, 2023 0:48:51 GMT -5
that's the dream, isn't it? If I make it to old age and I’m single at a nursing home and not crushing ggilf pussy on the reg, please come find me and euthanize me. |
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Post by fishtalk - certified baddie on Dec 16, 2023 0:59:40 GMT -5
a girl rested her legs on my lap and later called me ugly A woman called me undateable and then later hooked up with me, you might have still had a chance. |
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Dec 16, 2023 1:02:47 GMT -5
girl smacked me in my face and tried pulling my mask off during the height of the plandemic then called me two minutes later asking to hang
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 16, 2023 2:04:31 GMT -5
that's the dream, isn't it? If I make it to old age and I’m single at a nursing home and not crushing ggilf pussy on the reg, please come find me and euthanize me. My great grandfather was always buying wine for the shordies at the nursing home. Keep up the good fight! |
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BloodFarts2
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Post by BloodFarts2 on Dec 16, 2023 8:48:06 GMT -5
After rereading the “attractive ones all have bfs” post I’m starting to believe the conspiracy of Chalie being a bot with this one generating posts from FedoraGPT. Would also explain the bots jealousy of Justin Herbert.
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Post by jeanxseberg on Dec 16, 2023 8:54:26 GMT -5
I stopped talking to someone for a couple months after I found out she has a boyfriend. The attractive ones always have boyfriends and are never not single so that's nothing new. However, I saw it was her birthday so I reached out to wish her a happy birthday. She is very attractive so think of this like Frodo carrying the ring to Mordor. What I mean by that comparison is she weighs heavy on my mind at times and it's hard to cast the ring into the fire. Wishing her a happy birthday got me 12 days of long paragraph texts with lots of questions directed my way and I reflected that energy back to her because the conversation is always good! I genuinely enjoy talking to this person. I was recommended some bands by her and she has very solid taste in music. I feel like we're always going back and forth in our texts and everything is always responded to which is very considerate. However, every time we do see each other in person I can't really talk to her without shouting over a loud PA system waiting for a band to come on. It's strange she never ever ever mentions her boyfriend to me when we chat. I will talk to other women and I'll wait for "Oh my boyfriend loves etc etc" but it's hard to tell if she actually likes me or if I'm just someone to fill the attention that she might be seeking because she likes it or maybe she's one of those girls that once they start talking they don't stop and this could be you're my pal kinda thing. I tried to lock down plans to get ice cream before a show before but got hit with "Oh I already ate". I had one chance early on when she asked me after a show to come out to grab something to eat on a Sunday night after midnight (I had work at 6 am the next morning) so had to pass. I just can't do it when I got to be up at 6 on a Monday morning. I did see the boyfriend in person and I'm not trying to be mean but my first thought was "I feel like you can do better". Idk it's weird cause I feel like we both have a connection and can talk for hours but are we even friends when we can't even get together and hang out to talk in person? This kinda plays into the theme of my love life though which has always been the ones I am not attractive to are always SUPER into me and the ones I am SUPER attractive to are either with someone or unavailable. Alright it's my first red bull of the morning. So a lot of attractive women do this thing where they're perpetually let down and lose respect for their man but also can't bear being alone, so they have a man that they're still loyal to sexually and then a roster of a couple of male platonic friends who are all in love with her and basically comfort her whenever the main man pisses her off. If she's into any dude hobbies or sperg shit (like the kind of music you probably like) you can triple the certainty of that because being into that shit means most of your friends are male. Sometimes they get picked to be next in line or for a rebound if the current relationship goes to shit. Most of the time they don't because even if she's not into super dominant dudes, she doesn't fully respect the fact that they sat there waiting in the wings quietly suffering and not standing up for themselves. That's why it doesn't really matter if the boyfriend isn't as hot as her or as interesting or what have you because the ideal boyfriend role is essentially being collectively filled by a reverse harem of dudes. Dudes get into this situation because they're scared of rejection if they are assertive about their intentions and women get into this situation because they're too cowardly to learn to be single for once in their life and have male friends that don't offer their undivided attention at their own expense. It's cowardice from both directions. It doesn't matter if there's a connection because it's ultimately a connection of convenience; it's easier for both parties to settle for this dynamic than to risk the fear of rejection from someone they actually want or stretches of loneliness while looking for it. |
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Post by sarahohio on Dec 16, 2023 9:29:43 GMT -5
I stopped talking to someone for a couple months after I found out she has a boyfriend. The attractive ones always have boyfriends and are never not single so that's nothing new. However, I saw it was her birthday so I reached out to wish her a happy birthday. She is very attractive so think of this like Frodo carrying the ring to Mordor. What I mean by that comparison is she weighs heavy on my mind at times and it's hard to cast the ring into the fire. Wishing her a happy birthday got me 12 days of long paragraph texts with lots of questions directed my way and I reflected that energy back to her because the conversation is always good! I genuinely enjoy talking to this person. I was recommended some bands by her and she has very solid taste in music. I feel like we're always going back and forth in our texts and everything is always responded to which is very considerate. However, every time we do see each other in person I can't really talk to her without shouting over a loud PA system waiting for a band to come on. It's strange she never ever ever mentions her boyfriend to me when we chat. I will talk to other women and I'll wait for "Oh my boyfriend loves etc etc" but it's hard to tell if she actually likes me or if I'm just someone to fill the attention that she might be seeking because she likes it or maybe she's one of those girls that once they start talking they don't stop and this could be you're my pal kinda thing. I tried to lock down plans to get ice cream before a show before but got hit with "Oh I already ate". I had one chance early on when she asked me after a show to come out to grab something to eat on a Sunday night after midnight (I had work at 6 am the next morning) so had to pass. I just can't do it when I got to be up at 6 on a Monday morning. I did see the boyfriend in person and I'm not trying to be mean but my first thought was "I feel like you can do better". Idk it's weird cause I feel like we both have a connection and can talk for hours but are we even friends when we can't even get together and hang out to talk in person? This kinda plays into the theme of my love life though which has always been the ones I am not attractive to are always SUPER into me and the ones I am SUPER attractive to are either with someone or unavailable. Alright it's my first red bull of the morning. So a lot of attractive women do this thing where they're perpetually let down and lose respect for their man but also can't bear being alone, so they have a man that they're still loyal to sexually and then a roster of a couple of male platonic friends who are all in love with her and basically comfort her whenever the main man pisses her off. If she's into any dude hobbies or sperg shit (like the kind of music you probably like) you can triple the certainty of that because being into that shit means most of your friends are male. Sometimes they get picked to be next in line or for a rebound if the current relationship goes to shit. Most of the time they don't because even if she's not into super dominant dudes, she doesn't fully respect the fact that they sat there waiting in the wings quietly suffering and not standing up for themselves. That's why it doesn't really matter if the boyfriend isn't as hot as her or as interesting or what have you because the ideal boyfriend role is essentially being collectively filled by a reverse harem of dudes. Dudes get into this situation because they're scared of rejection if they are assertive about their intentions and women get into this situation because they're too cowardly to learn to be single for once in their life and have male friends that don't offer their undivided attention at their own expense. It's cowardice from both directions. It doesn't matter if there's a connection because it's ultimately a connection of convenience; it's easier for both parties to settle for this dynamic than to risk the fear of rejection from someone they actually want or stretches of loneliness while looking for it. Yes, my male friends are only talking to me because they are waiting for my engagement to crumble so they can swoop in and comfort my attention starved ass. It's okay though because I like having my bench of men to fill in all the voids in my life because most women just can't stand being independent and on their own. I feel like I know what you were trying to go for with that statement, but you worded it so poorly. |
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Dec 16, 2023 9:37:06 GMT -5
Well, I really like having my bench of men too. Personally I'm benching 350
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Post by smashedbox on Dec 16, 2023 9:48:43 GMT -5
Chalie is a walking, talking Weezer machine
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 16, 2023 10:06:05 GMT -5
chalie will read all that and just be like “yeah but i’m different”
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Dec 16, 2023 10:24:39 GMT -5
Mods, delete the thread
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Post by jeanxseberg on Dec 16, 2023 10:27:53 GMT -5
chalie will read all that and just be like “yeah but i’m different” I think he is probably too afraid to respond to me either way. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2023 10:30:07 GMT -5
I know what will fix this thread. We all need to manifest me having a beautiful commie vegan art waife. If we all think about it right now it might work.
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Dec 16, 2023 10:35:39 GMT -5
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