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Post by concealer on Dec 16, 2023 19:15:03 GMT -5
Havent read any of these posts in like 10 pages π There was a meta analysis pdf posted, Chalz posting multi paragraph posts about a girl with a boyfriend, other posters either ripping on it or providing actual good advice  |
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 16, 2023 19:17:25 GMT -5
And thus the cycle is complete.
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 16, 2023 19:34:54 GMT -5
And thus the cycle is complete. |
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 16, 2023 19:43:11 GMT -5
Havent read any of these posts in like 10 pages π There was a meta analysis pdf posted, Chalz posting multi paragraph posts about a girl with a boyfriend, other posters either ripping on it or providing actual good advice, which chalie would reject out of hand in an incredibly longwinded response |
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Dec 16, 2023 19:52:46 GMT -5
And thus the cycle is complete. you should really reconsider what loneliness means because if you're placing all your future happiness on a romantic relationship then no sane woman is ever going to commit to being your best friend/mom/therapist/sex slave. |
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 16, 2023 19:55:23 GMT -5
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 16, 2023 19:57:58 GMT -5
you should really reconsider what loneliness means because if you're placing all your future happiness on a romantic relationship then no sane woman is ever going to commit to being your best friend/mom/therapist/sex slave. Thanks for your super helpful input! |
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Post by hayley on Dec 16, 2023 20:36:53 GMT -5
no one is asking anointed how his double date wen'tβ¦
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 16, 2023 21:18:46 GMT -5
I have horrible news. I exchanged glances with a woman at the grocery store. We even smiled at one another. My hair was freshly conditioned. I did not say hello. What have I done?! I am useless!!!!! check craigslist missed connections and i think youβll be pleasantly surprised |
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 16, 2023 21:49:45 GMT -5
A girl, whoβs way out of my league, is driving from Portland, ME to visit me on Sunday. Will report back. This is the real popcorn gif right here! Come Monday we will have answers! |
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 16, 2023 22:05:40 GMT -5
I could give a fuck about bravecaptain βs confirmed bachelor status sexual savagery, we got a new multi-part chalie series where he fixates on yet another flat character |
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 16, 2023 22:37:40 GMT -5
I could give a fuck about bravecaptain βs confirmed bachelor status sexual savagery, we got a new multi-part chalie series where he fixates on yet another flat character itβs not a one or the other situation. this thread can have multiple storylines going at once. itβs what keeps customers coming back for more |
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Post by hayley on Dec 17, 2023 1:28:13 GMT -5
I could give a fuck about bravecaptain βs confirmed bachelor status sexual savagery, we got a new multi-part chalie series where he fixates on yet another flat character itβs not a one or the other situation. this thread can have multiple storylines going at once. itβs what keeps customers coming back for more someone with a lot of time, and board knowledge, could make a Choose Your Own Chalz Adventure series. |
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 17, 2023 1:39:43 GMT -5
itβs not a one or the other situation. this thread can have multiple storylines going at once. itβs what keeps customers coming back for more someone with a lot of time, and board knowledge, could make a Choose Your Own Chalz Adventure series. A) You enter a corridor and face the 5,000 dollar date B) exit left for existential dread C) A Funko pop awaits do you brave the girl with a boyfriend? D) A petite woman stands in your path do you throw her through the dungeon wall? |
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Dec 17, 2023 1:48:06 GMT -5
No option for a buckcherry concert with Worship?
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 17, 2023 2:13:40 GMT -5
No option for a buckcherry concert with Worship? Sorry my lore knowledge is not that deep. I promise I will study hard and do better. |
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Post by yosupbro on Dec 17, 2023 2:25:36 GMT -5
whos got that pic
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Dec 17, 2023 2:36:06 GMT -5
No option for a buckcherry concert with Worship? Sorry my lore knowledge is not that deep. I promise I will study hard and do better. No reason to apologize, MMS. For it is a tale as old as time, involving our overmod Worship, Chalie, some nuts and bolts and a Buckcherry concert. |
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Dec 17, 2023 2:36:31 GMT -5
I bet chalie has it hanging on his wall at work. |
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Post by sarahohio on Dec 17, 2023 3:23:50 GMT -5
Chalie, let's pretend she is into you.
You should NOT want to be with someone that has been emotionally cheating on her partner this long. She should've dumped him or talked to him about what she needs from him. Not seeking fulfillment from another dude.
If it is really just kind of talk about music, common interests, no noodz or sexual talk...she probably is a night owl who texts multiple friends.
but Jermo is right. If it is eating you alive you just gotta ask the girl if she is down to clown or not.
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 17, 2023 3:25:11 GMT -5
If it is really just kind of talk about music, common interests, no noodz or sexual talk...she probably is a night owl who texts multiple friends. apparently this kinda pal is not appreciated when you have a girlfriend π |
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Post by sarahohio on Dec 17, 2023 3:33:07 GMT -5
If it is really just kind of talk about music, common interests, no noodz or sexual talk...she probably is a night owl who texts multiple friends. apparently this kinda pal is not appreciated when you have a girlfriend π My dude literally doesn't give a shit who i'm texting. His lack of curiosity is baffling to me. He must have zero doubt my ass is going anywhere. lol but i am pretty open about whoever I am talking to. I would not be as chill if i woke up and fool was having hours long middle of the night convos with some broad I didn't know.
I'll admit my shortcomings.
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Post by yosupbro on Dec 17, 2023 3:35:03 GMT -5
some broad? woah what is this 19dickety2
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Post by sarahohio on Dec 17, 2023 3:39:45 GMT -5
some broad? woah what is this 19dickety2 Now see here! Can't have him beat one's gums with no bearcat who he thinks is the bees knees!
If i don't know you and you were talking to my dude at 3am, you would be considered some broad.
Now, since I know you I would say, "oh, my dude is talking to an absolute GEM. Hope he tells him what an asset I am to our fantasy football league <3"
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Post by yosupbro on Dec 17, 2023 3:51:46 GMT -5
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 17, 2023 3:53:43 GMT -5
apparently this kinda pal is not appreciated when you have a girlfriend π My dude literally doesn't give a shit who i'm texting. His lack of curiosity is baffling to me. He must have zero doubt my ass is going anywhere.Β lol but i am pretty open about whoever I am talking to.Β I would not be as chill if i woke up and fool was having hours long middle of the night convos with some broad I didn't know. I'll admit my shortcomings.
i even told my girlfriend about this bitch, and she still was like "hey your boyfriend talks to me often we don't flirt or do anything but i thought you should know" as if i didn't already tell her about this dumbass anyway now i only have board to discuss charli xcx with and tbh thats on me i don't need local friends when i have global friends here on boardislife.com |
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Post by sarahohio on Dec 17, 2023 3:57:24 GMT -5
My dude literally doesn't give a shit who i'm texting. His lack of curiosity is baffling to me. He must have zero doubt my ass is going anywhere. lol but i am pretty open about whoever I am talking to. I would not be as chill if i woke up and fool was having hours long middle of the night convos with some broad I didn't know. I'll admit my shortcomings.
i even told my girlfriend about this bitch, and she still was like "hey your boyfriend talks to me often we don't flirt or do anything but i thought you should know" as if i didn't already tell her about this dumbass anyway now i only have board to discuss charli xcx with and tbh thats on me i don't need local friends when i have global friends here on boardislife.com lol damn. lady friend is the one that made it all weird. lameeeeeee
board would never do that to you
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Post by itii on Dec 17, 2023 4:22:18 GMT -5
chalie will read all that and just be like βyeah but iβm differentβ I think he is probably too afraid to respond to me either way. Sup? |
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 17, 2023 4:27:52 GMT -5
I think he is probably too afraid to respond to me either way. Sup?  |
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Post by concealer on Dec 17, 2023 8:45:22 GMT -5
Gonna message meowβs gf: hey not to make it weird but myself and like 100+ other people from all across the world are in 24/7 communication with your bf, sharing life secrets, making memes, voting in bracket style tournaments, posting silly pics of ourselves, etc.
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