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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Jun 24, 2024 13:56:11 GMT -5
the emotional support lesbian has changed her mind and blames her evil intent on ambien
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regular al
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Post by regular al on Jun 24, 2024 13:57:50 GMT -5
Ambien reverses lesbianism? That's crazy I had no idea.
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RIPnointed
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Post by RIPnointed on Jun 24, 2024 14:08:03 GMT -5
hollywood-ass excuse
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Jun 24, 2024 14:18:34 GMT -5
Ambien reverses lesbianism? That's crazy I had no idea. Apparently it can make you super horny.
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Jun 24, 2024 16:17:43 GMT -5
She was DELIVERT!!! and now sheβs notβ¦
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thefarce
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Post by thefarce on Jun 24, 2024 16:49:35 GMT -5
the emotional support lesbian has changed her mind and blames her evil intent on ambien Ambien words are sober thoughts or however that phrase goes
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Jun 24, 2024 18:01:29 GMT -5
Ambien reverses lesbianism? That's crazy I had no idea. Apparently it can make you super horny.Β It does and then the next day you sometimes second guess if you really had sex or a sexy dream
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sofia
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Post by sofia on Jun 24, 2024 20:04:24 GMT -5
i thought that was a genre of music lol
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Post by βπΆπε[REDACTED]α΄α on Jun 24, 2024 20:32:40 GMT -5
Ambienβs gotta be one of wildest edge breaks Iβve ever heard of
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jun 24, 2024 23:07:58 GMT -5
i thought that was a genre of music lol Pretty sure itβs like the atmosphere at a place. βThis Chiliβs has nice ambienβ
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Jun 25, 2024 0:11:12 GMT -5
Have u considered seeing men my emotional support lesbian told me that i have been pondered by many a homosexual in my neighborhood simply due to my mysterious and cool vibe when out and about unfortunately still not interested
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jun 25, 2024 0:45:32 GMT -5
Have u considered seeing men my emotional support lesbian told me that i have been pondered by many a homosexual in my neighborhood simply due to my mysterious and cool vibe when out and about unfortunately still not interested Iβm glad youβre weighing all your options!
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Jun 25, 2024 0:46:11 GMT -5
i am very thoughtful and considerate, often to a fault
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Post by β Bob Loblaw β on Jun 25, 2024 1:17:45 GMT -5
Goddammit, I wish I could fuck dudes. Itβd be exponentially less traumatic just to hook up with a dude and high five and say see ya later bro
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jun 25, 2024 12:09:46 GMT -5
i am very thoughtful and considerate, often to a fault Upon further investigation I see that you are a true blue dominant bear archetype. Leather daddy if you will. Truly wasted talent.
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sofia
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Post by sofia on Jun 25, 2024 12:10:14 GMT -5
Goddammit, I wish I could fuck dudes. Itβd be exponentially less traumatic just to hook up with a dude and high five and say see ya later bro you can if u want pal follow ur dreams
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Post by JDS~~~* on Jun 25, 2024 12:17:28 GMT -5
Goddammit, I wish I could fuck dudes. Itβd be exponentially less traumatic just to hook up with a dude and high five and say see ya later bro
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Jun 25, 2024 13:01:53 GMT -5
i am very thoughtful and considerate, often to a fault Upon further investigation I see that you are a true blue dominant bear archetype. Leather daddy if you will. Truly wasted talent. i'm just a quirked up white boy with the autocaps disabled
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Post by bdg on Jun 25, 2024 15:29:20 GMT -5
Goddammit, I wish I could fuck dudes. Itβd be exponentially less traumatic just to hook up with a dude and high five and say see ya later bro Yeah
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Post by ITID on Jun 25, 2024 15:46:11 GMT -5
Is being high fived by a chick after a good time not a thing for most guys?
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Street Sweeper BFA
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Post by Street Sweeper BFA on Jun 25, 2024 16:18:39 GMT -5
Is being high fived by a chick after a good time not a thing for most guys? One of lifeβs simple pleasures, tbf
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Jun 25, 2024 17:54:33 GMT -5
Is being high fived by a chick after a good time not a thing for most guys? I've hit them with a "thank you for your service" before I dipped out many a times in my past.
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thefarce
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Post by thefarce on Jun 25, 2024 17:58:32 GMT -5
Goddammit, I wish I could fuck dudes. Itβd be exponentially less traumatic just to hook up with a dude and high five and say see ya later bro Famously drama-free individuals: gay men
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Post by β Bob Loblaw β on Jun 25, 2024 18:16:32 GMT -5
Man yall all know what I fucking mean! Just let me wallow in self pity over a girl for a few days, guys
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Post by βπΆπε[REDACTED]α΄α on Jun 26, 2024 17:02:26 GMT -5
My kink is throwing small women throw a wall and absolutely manhandling them. I am formally cutting ties as your therapist. Thanks and best of luck to you. oatmeal looks like it's your turn now. Good luck!
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jun 26, 2024 17:20:20 GMT -5
I am formally cutting ties as your therapist. Thanks and best of luck to you. oatmeal looks like it's your turn now. Good luck! These oats will not be """manhandled""""
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jun 26, 2024 18:48:57 GMT -5
Best ways to dip out on a date:
βI gotta get home to feed my dogβ
OR
βIβm so tired and I gotta be up earlyβ (aka this date is done now)
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Jun 26, 2024 18:53:54 GMT -5
I got out of a boring date by purposely having an obnoxious laugh a couple times in my life
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thefarce
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Post by thefarce on Jun 26, 2024 20:29:33 GMT -5
Best ways to dip out on a date: βI gotta get home to feed my dogβ OR βIβm so tired and I gotta be up earlyβ (aka this date is done now) First only works if you have a dog/similarly demanding pet, second requires you to set up that you're a busy dude with a demanding work schedule early on.
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thefarce
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Post by thefarce on Jun 26, 2024 20:30:27 GMT -5
Man yall all know what I fucking mean! Just let me wallow in self pity over a girl for a few days, guys I know exactly what you mean but if I fucked my homies I'd just fall in love
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